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5 yrs ago
Current "I'm an actor. I will say anything for money." -- Also Charlton Heston
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6 yrs ago
Starting up a preimum service of content from actors like Radcliffe, Day-Lewis, Bruhl, and Craig. Calling it OnlyDans.
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6 yrs ago
Please, guys. The status bar is for more important things... like cringe status updates.
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6 yrs ago
Gotta love people suddenly becoming apolitical when someone is doing something they approve of.
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6 yrs ago
Deleting statuses? That's a triple cringe from me, dog.
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I have no plans to use them in war, but the White House could use a First Pachyderm.


My good friend,

I have received your letters and they have warmed my heart during the start of this winter. I appreciate most highly Your Majesty's tender of good offices in forwarding to this Government a stock from which a supply of elephants might be raised on our own soil. If you see fit to send them to our shores, I shall not protest. You will find attached to this letter a reply from Secretary of State Seward with details on a forthcoming diplomatic mission to your country.

Meantime, wishing for Your Majesty a long and happy life, and for the generous People of Siam the highest possible prosperity, I commend both to the blessing of Almighty God.

Your Good Friend,

Abraham Lincoln
Sherman with war elephants? It would be impractical and probably they'd last all of ten minutes, but goddamn would it look cool.


Nov. 5th, 1862

Maj. General George B. McClellan
Richmond, Virginia

General,

The battle for Richmond was a costly one. We undertook heavy losses, including a general officer. General Meade has been the highest ranking officer killed in battle so far. I knew the plan was risky, and the casualties could be great. I accepted that and made my peace with it. What I cannot accept was your conduct after the capture of Richmond. The Army of Northern Virginia found itself in retreat after your bold strike, and you failed to take advantage of your surprise. You sought quarters in the city instead of moving through it in pursuit of Thomas. What is worse, your delay in Virginia led to Lee pushing Sherman out of Georgia. You are hereby relieved of command of the Army of the Potomac, as well as your duties as commanding general of the Army. Report to New Jersey at once for further instructions.

President Abraham Lincoln
-- Telegram
AegonVI said
Um... My army made it south, bro. You have Richmond, sure. But clear path south? Hardly.


Yep, you're right. Read it in a hurry, my bad.
Meanwhile Richmond fell and the Army of the Potomac seemingly have an open path to march all the way down to Charleston. You can have the Western Theatrt if I can get the capital. Nice update, RIP Meade.
It might work out to follow the original timeline, since the draft act was passed in 1863. Suppose I can do that in the next batch of war orders.
Outcast said
@AegonVI and @Byrd Man; you guys are aware that you can conscript more soldiers, right? The ones enlisted last update were just the ones available for that year. I don't expect the both of you to keep fighting with such small armies.


I thought we had to wait until the next update to get more people. Well, fuck it. Let's roll with it.
You're right, Aegon. I am a tyrant. So feel free to just go ahead and stop me.
AegonVI said
"When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation..."


Also...

"Any people, anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable, a most sacred right, a right which we hope and believe is to liberate the world."
-- Abraham Lincoln, 1847
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