Byrd Man

World in Revolution: 1861

Let the dibs scramble begin!

World in Revolution: 1861

Yes. My sacrifice to the Dice Gods was not in vain. Although I do admit I'll miss my son. Poor Byrd Boy.

World in Revolution: 1861

But... it's the South. All three orders would only put its literacy rate at 2%.

I say that as a Southerner!

World in Revolution: 1861

I understand, it just goes against the Union's stance of not negotiating with or diplomatically acknowledging the CSA.

World in Revolution: 1861

Better to steal away into the night than be caught wearing women's clothing.

World in Revolution: 1861

So, Jeff Davis fled and Alexander Stephens just said he's continuing the war? I said all I had to say with Grant's ultimatum. I won't respond to any Confederate post unless it's an agreement of unconditional surrender. EDIT: the closest I'll do is something similar to the Hampton Roads Conference, where they argued over terms of the South's surrender.

World in Revolution: 1861

I guess go back through the war updates and add them all up. Although I assume not all of the casualties are just deaths. I've been meaning to do that with the ACW, just haven't gotten around to it.

World in Revolution: 1861

"Booth sets up with his finisher, the Sic Semper Tyrannis Stunner... my god, it took his half his damn head off! Stop the damn match!"

World in Revolution: 1861

I always love the story of young Lincoln the wrestler beating his opponent in the ring and then shit-talking the rest of the crowd. “I’m the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns.”

World in Revolution: 1861

I sent in joint war orders for both of us. Lincoln and Grant have a tag-team match with Davis and Lee on a barge off the coast of Charleston to decide who wins the war once and for all. Spoiler, Sherman comes in with a metal chair at the last moment and knocks Jeff Davis out.