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Kensington
3:24 AM


“Slow down and repeat yourself one more time.”

Adam Zinkman held the phone close to his ear in an effort to hear the callers frantic words. He’d taken it downstairs after one of the servants woke both him and his wife up. Apparently, there was an emergency telephone call for him. His first thought was that it was his father or that his brother James had ended up in jail once more. But he was surprised to hear a voice he didn’t immediately recognize saying something about masks and guns.

“It’s… Bruce, sir. The nightwatchman at the exchange. We were robbed, sir. Men in masks and guns came in.”

Adam felt a cold pit suddenly form in his stomach. He looked over his shoulder to make sure that the butler had left the room before he spoke.

“How long ago?”

“It was around midnight.”

“Why are you just calling me?”

“It took us that long to get free, sir. They tied us up and gagged us and covered our eyes.”

“Have you called the police yet?”

“No, sir.”

“Good,” he said before quickly adding, “Don’t. Don’t call the police. We’ll handle this matter in-house. Do you know what all they took?”

“As best as we can reckon, nothing in the showroom was touched. But they got into the basement of the safe.”

“Shit." He rubbed his forehead with his free hand. "Shit, shit, shit. Okay. Stay there and don’t touch anything. I’ve got to make some phone calls and I’ll be down there at once.”

Adam killed the connection with his finger. He waited a few moments before picking it back up and hearing the dial tone. On the rotary, he began to dial the number to his father’s home in North London. He closed his eyes and sighed. This was not going to be a pleasant conversation.

---

Zinkman & Sons Diamond Exchange
4:59 AM


Adam and his father Isaac looked at the open safe without a single word between them. The thieves had left everything in the safe. Adam had verified that all the legal documents, charters, and nasty secrets in the top shelves were all there. The same with the rest of the jewelry inventory. It was all there. Everything except the diamonds that were scheduled for shipment across the UK and Atlantic that Monday.

Isaac Zinkman stepped up and gave the safe a once-over again. Adam was unable to tell anything by his expression. The old man was always like that. His smoothly shaved head never wrinkled, his brow never furrowed, and the two green eyes behind wire-rimmed glasses never seemed to betray his innermost thoughts.

“This will ruin us,” he said in Yiddish. “The men who stole these diamonds have killed us. We cannot hope to survive in business if we do not have an inventory to sell. How can we be a diamond exchange if we have no diamonds to exchange?”

“We’re insured,” Adam said in English. “We’ll recoup the money and we’ll be able to compensate the other diamond buyers.”

“It is not just money I speak of, my son,” his father continued in Yiddish. “I also speak of our name. When we have been stolen from, then we cannot be trusted to take care of anyone’s goods. Would you trust with your fortune, a man who would get it taken away? I wouldn’t. And once we’ve been tarred with the reputation as weak, then no amount of scrubbing will clean it off.”

“Well, what can we do?” Adam asked. “And answer in English, for god’s sake. You’ve lived her sixty years, father. Act like it.”

“We have three days,” Isaac said in English. While he spoke the language fluently, his speech still retained traces of an accent. “Until Monday, everything in the world has come to a stop for the holiday. If we can get the diamonds back before Monday morning, everything will be fine.”

“And how do you suppose we do that?”

Isaac took a deep breath and sighed.

“The Golem.”

Now it was Adam’s turn to speak Yiddish, as he cursed under his breath in the language.

“Please,” Isaac said. “Go home and be with your wife and my granddaughters. Leave this next part up to me.”

---

Brixton
6:35 AM


Etan Ben-David was in the process of shaving when the phone rang. He wiped shaving cream from his chin as he walked through the little flat towards the telephone. A Murphy bed and a television tray were the only creature comforts in the room. Etan needed very little else. To him this place was nothing more than a waystation, a place of rest between destinations.

“Hello?”

“My friend,” a voice answered on the other end of the line in the old language. Etan felt the hairs standing up on the back of his neck. “Do you know who this is?”

“Yes, sir,” Etan replied in Yiddish. “I could never forget your voice.”

“That’s good,” the voice said. “It is good that you do not forget. I do not forget either. I remember you as a boy, cold and hungry and no family. Do you remember those days?”

Etan glanced down at his exposed forearm and the faded ink of the number tattooed on his skin.

“That I can also never forget.”

“I am in need of your services again. Someone has stolen something from me, something I need back very badly. I need it recovered before the weekend is over.”

“For you, anything.”

“And I need the people who took it to feel an immense amount of pain.”

Etan nodded slowly, even though he knew the man on the phone could not see it.

“For you, anything.”
Zafran Kebab
Croydon
Two Weeks Earlier


“Diamonds,” Red said to the gathered members of the Crew.

“Gonna pop the question?” Coach asked with a wry smile. “Hate to break the news, my son, but I am already spoken for.”

There were soft chuckles all around as Red shook his head.

“The Thursday before Easter, Zinkman & Sons Diamond Exchange will be receiving a huge order from De Beers. This order is going to be for their store, along with about a dozen more high-end jewelers in the UK, US, and Canada. The problem is that after Thursday, the Easter holiday shuts everything down until the following Monday. So, for three days millions of dollars in diamonds are gonna be just sitting in a Northwest London.”

“Five gets you ten they won’t make it to Monday,” said Charlie. “What’s the play, Red?”

Charlie could feel his excitement growing. He’d been skeptical when Red had phoned him out of the blue, even more so when he’d arrived to the kebab shop and been directed to the private room in the back. It reeked of goat meats and exotic spices. He’d watched Coach and Bobby come in and exchange pleasantries and awkward conversation with them until Red was ready.

“We go in either Thursday night or early Friday morning. I have a layout of the building and their security systems.”

“How’d you swing that?” Coach asked with a low whistle.

“Inside man,” said Red. “Courtesy of the blokes banking this one.”

“Oh, yeah?” Charlie asked. “Who is it?”

“Didn’t ask,” replied Red. “I figured… well, after last time it was best we stay as insulated from that kind of thing as possible.”

They lapsed into an awkward silence, a few glances in his direction from Coach. Charlie saw a hint of a scowl form on Coach’s forehead. Before Charlie could pipe up, Bobby beat him to the punch and tried to move things along.

“What does the security look like?”

“Two armed guards on duty all through the night. On top of that are alarmed doors that stay armed overnight. No need for the guards to leave until the store opens up. The rocks will be in the basement inside a great big safe.”

“The bigger the safe the better it explodes,” Bobby grinned.

“Not this one, lad,” said Red. “Precious cargo inside. If you blow it all up, it’ll be worthless. You’ll be on the alarms, though. For the safe, I’m going to have to call in a specialist.”

“Who you thinking?” Charlie asked skeptically. He didn’t care for the idea of another person in on the job. Four was the perfect fit in terms of work duties and when it came time to cut up shares. Four ways always split better than five. And while he didn’t consider himself friends with the other fellows, but he at least knew he could trust them. They were reliable. An unknown quantity was going to take care of the biggest part of this job and Charlie didn't like it.

“What about Little Joe?” Coach asked.

“He’s dead.”

“Big Joe?” Charlie asked.

“In prison.”

“Skinny Joe?” asked Bobby.

“He fucked off to the continent after Old Bill tried to nick him,” said Charlie. “What about Just Joe?”

“He’s dead too,” said Coach.

“I got a fella lined up,” said Red.“Any of you heard of Freddy Fingers?”

“Think so,” came Coach’s reply. “I think he used to run with Hanky Harry and his mob some years ago.”

“It must have been some time ago because he’s been on the lookout for a score for quite a while. What say the group?”

“If he can get the job done,” Coach shrugged.

“Sure,” said Bobby.

All eyes turned to Charlie. He pulled out a cigarette and lit it before shrugging.

“Like it matters at this point if I object. Let’s bring the wanker in and see what he can do.”

---

Zinkman & Sons Diamond Exchange
12:17 AM


“I would have a long, hard think about exactly what it is you’re about to do, Reams.”

Red clutched the courier bags full of diamonds to his person as he stared down the barrel of Freddy Reams’ gun. He could tell from the expression on the safecracker’s face that he meant business. He wouldn’t hesitate to shoot him where he stood, for all the good that would do either man.

“Trust me, I’ve thought this through,” Freddy said with a calculated smile. “You’re not the only one around here with brains.”

Turner nodded obligingly to accept that in Reams he may have met his match. “I’ve never doubted that.”

There was one thing on Turner’s side though. Red looked away from the pistol in his face for a second to catch a glimpse of the clock on the wall. It was eighteen minutes past twelve. They were a good three minutes into the “injury time” that Red had set aside in the event something went wrong. He knew his team. If he didn’t hear from Red in the next few minutes, Charlie would come sniffing around for trouble – and there wasn’t a man this side of the Atlantic that was quicker on the drawl that the Yank. Red needed to buy time. He needed to get Freddy talking.

“Let’s say you make it out of the building alive. Maybe you manage to pull the wool over Charlie’s eyes on the way out of here, maybe not. Then what? How are you planning on getting out of here lugging two bags of diamonds in the middle of the night?”

Freddy seemed completely unphased by the question. He shrugged his shoulders dismissively. “Never you mind how.”

There was an air of confidence about Reams that got under Turner’s skin. He wasn’t sure whether it had been there before, maybe he’d been so in awe of his skills that he’d not quite noticed it, but now they were on opposing sides it was as clear as day. He wondered how long Freddy had been planning to double-cross them. Was it his intention all along? Or had he seen an opportunity and taken it? Questions flooded Turner’s mind. There were more than he could ever hope to ask. Reams would realise he was stalling for time eventually. He had to be selective – so he reached for the most potent inquiry in his arsenal.

“You know who’s bankrolling this job, Fred. You really think they’re going to let you get away with this? They’ll hunt you to the ends of the Earth and back. And you know what they’ll do once they find you.”

For the first time a slither of doubt crept across Freddy’s face. It was satisfying to see. It confirmed to Turner that for all his coolness, Reams was as human as the next man. He could see the safecracker searching for a response. With every second that passed, backup was another second closer to arriving. He took a quick glimpse up at the clock again. Nineteen minutes past.

Finally Reams spat out the best he could muster in the way of a defence. “I’ll be long gone before our benefactors have a clue what’s hit them.”

A defiant smile appeared on Red’s lips.

“Well, it sounds like your mind’s made up then.”

A look of recognition appeared on Freddy’s face as he seemed to realise that Turner was stalling for time.

“Clever bastard, aren’t you?”

The pistol that Reams had allowed to slag ever so slightly from Red’s face stiffened again.

“Hand over the diamonds.”

Turner extended the courier bag towards Freddy slowly and the safecracker snatched it from his hand. He used the butt of his pistol to direct Red back towards the safe to collect the other bag and Turner did so without complaint. His shotgun was still resting beneath his arm awkwardly, impairing his movement somewhat, and Freddy’s eyes seemed trained on it at all times. It was now or never, Red told himself, as he offered the second bag towards Reams.

As the safecracker reached for it, Turner dropped the bag to the ground and spun his shotgun round into his hands. He managed to catch Freddy off-guard and had him in the sights of his shotgun. For a quarter of a second Red hesitated, as if reluctant to shoot a man dead in cold blood. He banished the thought from his mind and pulled the trigger with a grimace.

There was no bang. Freddy was not sent flying across the room in a hail of smoke and sound. There was nothing. Only Freddy’s smiling face as he brought the butt of his pistol down against the top of Red’s head. He fell to the ground with blood seeping across his face from the roof of his skull.

The last thing Turner saw before his world went black was Freddy Fingers reaching down for the last bag of diamonds. His voice was cold and dispassionate.

“Like I said, you’re not the only one around here with brains, Red.”

---

“What the fuck is going on?” Charlie asked as he started down the steps. “We’re falling behind here. If you locked us out of that safe, then I swear to god I’ll--”

Charlie’s words died in his throat when he saw Red on the ground, Freddy with bags in one hand and a gun in the other. Freddy started to turn towards him, but Charlie already had his shotgun up and leveled at the man’s chest.

Click.

“What the fuck?”

“Yeah,” Reams said with a lopsided grin. “What the fuck indeed. On your knees, sonny. Don’t make me bash you like I did your friend.”

“Getting antsy here,” Coach’s voice squawked from the radio. “We’re almost out of stoppage time. Someone tell me what’s going on.”

Freddy let the diamonds fall to the floor and put a long finger to his lips. He nodded towards the radio tucked into Charlie’s coveralls before gesturing with the gun. He didn’t have to say a word for Charlie to grasp his meaning.

“Finishing up here,” he said into the handheld. “B., you can start packing up. C., head on over to the rendezvous point.”

Both Coach and Bobby happily rogered Charlie’s commands before signing off.

“I’m going to take that with me,” Freddy said, motioning towards the radio. “Don’t want you getting any wise ideas. Now, on your knees.”

A few minutes later, Charlie was sitting on the floor of the basement tied up his ankles and wrists very much like the guards out on the showroom floor. Red’s prone body had also been hogtied once Charlie was securely restrained. Unlike the guards, though, Charlie was not blindfolded and gagged. Reams apparently had run out of cord.

“It was a pleasure,” said Freddy, hoisting the bags up over his shoulder. “You know, they were right about your crew. You lot are efficient and professional as hell. It’s a damn shame we couldn’t keep working together.”

“Freddy,” Charlie said in a calm voice. “I am going to give you one chance to end this right now. Untie us and hand the diamonds back over. I’ll beat you to a bloody pulp and you won’t get a cut of the haul, but you’ll be alive. Walk out on us and I promise you that you will be hunted down and killed like the fucking mutt that you are. If you take that option, you better get on a fucking boat to Antarctica as soon as possible.”

A broad grin formed on Freddy’s face. He raised his eyebrows and let out a chuckle.

“Ta.”

With that, he hurried up the basement stairs to make his getaway with their loot. Charlie made a promise to himself as he saw the fucker disappear into the darkness of the showroom. He would do everything he promised to Reams and so much more. But before he could even start on chasing the bastard, he had to take stock.

“You alright,” Charlie said, looking over his shoulder at Red sprawled out on the ground. “He didn’t bash you up too bad? Think we can maneuver around and take these bloody restraints off? Red? Red?”
Part I
Good Friday
24th, March 1967


Zinkman & Sons Diamond Exchange
Hatton Garden, London
12:05 AM


"Five minutes past," Charlie Enfield said towards the basement stairwell, glancing down at his wristwatch. "Fifteen minutes left."

He carried a shotgun in one hand, a handheld radio in the other as he paced the floor. Like Red and Freddy, he wore navy blue coveralls with leather gloves and a black ski mask. Two armed guards were on the ground in front of him, their hands and ankles tied behind their backs. Both men were gagged and blindfolded. For all his faults, Charlie was one to learn from his mistakes.

He’d fucked up big time on the Wembley job and he knew it. But he patched everything over and Red and the others were none the wiser. They could babble all they wanted to about the bodies on their conscience and all that shite, but they weren’t the ones who did what it took to keep them out of jail. They were an ungrateful lot to be sure. In the two week run up to the job, Coach had given him the cold shoulder whenever they were alone and Red was more aloof than usual. Fuck ‘em, he thought. He’d do this job and be done with the whole bloody lot. His money from the World Cup job had all went to his investments. Whatever they made off this he could do the same and be alright.

Charlie checked his watch again. They came in right at the stroke of midnight just liked they planned it. From the roof, Bobby had signaled that his part was done and they were ready to go inside. Freddy picked the lock of the fire exit in less than a minute and stepped aside for the two other men. Charlie and Red came in as quick and as quietly as possible. Charlie took one guard down with the shotgun butt to the kneecap while Red took the other one out with a sap to the base of the neck.

Once the guards were tied and restrained, Freddy and Red headed for the basement while Charlie stood watch over the guards. That was two minutes ago. Based on Red's mock-up and their trial runs, fifteen minutes was the average time it would take to finish the job. He'd added an extra five on to it to account for any problems that arose.

Charlie glanced around the store showcase. The glass cases held jewels and diamonds that glistened and sparkled in the dim night light. Charlie smirked as he looked them over. It was all costume jewelry that looked convincing to anyone shopping for a nice pair of earrings for the missus or the mistress. The real action at Zinkman & Sons was downstairs. Red's contact laid all the information out to them. They even included information about the make and model of the safe Zinkman's used to protect their most precious stones.

He glanced down at his watch and did the math.

"Coming up on ten minutes past," Charlie said into the radio. "How we looking elsewhere, lads?"

---

“All is well from up here.”

Bobby shoved the personal radio back into his pocket and took a seat against one of the roof’s walls. From the other pocket he plucked a packet of cigarettes and pulled one free. He fed it into his lips and lit it all in one movement and took one long drag, followed by a satisfied sigh.

He’d taken up smoking six months ago to calm his nerves. His girlfriend Klaudia hated it, but it was all he could do to stop himself from worrying. He’d spent every day looking over his shoulder since that day at Wembley – the least he could afford himself was a cigarette every now and again.

On the ground in front of him were the remains of the Diamond Exchange’s alarm system. They ran a standard automatic telephone dialer that alerted the nearest police station in the event of a break-in. The dialers had been brought in at the turn of the sixties and were initially wildly popular with business owners big and small, but they tended to short out fairly often. Even worse, they were known to send false alarms from time to time and most stations had learned to all but disregard the alarms they received from them.

It hadn’t taken Bobby long to render the building completely defenceless. Now his part was done. There were a pair of binoculars on the ledge of the roof that he peered through to make sure the coast was clear but on such a quiet night the chances of trouble were next to nonexistence. Red had seen to that.

After his last “donation” to the Ex-Combatants Association in Hammersmith, Bobby was running low on cash. What little he had left over from his take was all but gone. He’d finally managed to find work in a factory across town in Enfield but the commute back and forth was soul-destroying after a long day at work. And things were escalating with Klaudia slightly faster than he had expected.

That a Diamond Exchange was their target did not strike Bobby as a coincidence. As silly as it sounded given they had been together for less than a year, he had been thinking about popping the question – but he could not afford a ring. Not the kind that Klaudia deserved, anyway. He’d toyed with the idea of pocketing one from the take, but thought better of it in the end. Red and Coach were the closest thing Bobby had to a family. Heck, even Charlie was like a brother to him, if only he didn’t quite see eye-to-eye with.

No, he’d use his share of the take to buy Klaudia the biggest ring he could afford and then he’d sit Red down and tell him that he was walking away from this life. For the first time in six years, he was going to stop fighting and start living.

“We’re in the basement,” Turner’s voice sounded through the radio in Bobby’s pocket. “Standby.”

---

James "Coach" Crowder gnawed away at a piece of skin beside his thumbnail as he turned the corner at Zinkman & Sons Diamond Exchange for the third time. The streets were deserted but that did little to ease his worries. Tonight was the first big score since they’d gone underground after the Wembley job and everyone was on edge, Coach most of all.

His job was simple enough this time around. He’d paid a visit to the old man in East Dulwich for some fake plates for the cab. All Coach had to do was cruise around the building and make sure there weren’t any nasty surprises. After the way things had spiraled out of control last year, he’d almost come to expect them.

A few passerbys had attempted to hail him down, to which he’d pointed up at the unlit “taxi” sign above him, but otherwise there had been no trouble. He only hoped the same could be said for Red and Freddy in the basement.

As Coach pulled the cab to a stop at a red light, a flash of light in his mirror caught his attention. He heard the familiar hum of a Wolseley engine before he made out the “POLICE” sign along its front. Coach’s hands tightened around his steering wheel as the coppers paid their approach.

The Wolseley stopped beside him. Coach glanced over into the front of it. There was an old copper in his early sixties in the passenger seat with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. In the driver’s seat was a lad no older than Bobby.

For a few tense moments, neither Coach nor the coppers did or said anything. Crowder reached his gloved hand over to the passenger seat and placed it atop a revolver that was resting there. “Only as a last resort,” Red had told him, as if he’d needed telling that.

The old copper nodded cordially at Coach. Reassured, Crowder slipped his hand away from the revolver and gave the copper a warm nod of his own. The red light turned green and the Wolseley inched ahead of him. He watched it pull away from the Diamond Exchange and then stop abruptly in the middle of an empty road.

“Keep driving you bastards,” he muttered under his breath.

After a few seconds the Wolseley continued on its way and Crowder peeled off in another direction, hoping any lingering suspicions the coppers might have had were put to rest. He reached into a compartment by the dash of the cab for his radio and considered calling it in, before deciding otherwise.

“They’ve got enough to worry about,” Coach murmured to himself quietly. “The last thing they need is you putting the fear of God into them over nothing, old man.”

He stared down at clock beside the speedometer. Five minutes had gone by, Red and Freddy had fifteen minutes to get that safe open and get out of there. All Coach could do was keep circling and hope for the best.

Maybe if he was lucky he’d still have nails left by the time they were out.

---

"Hello, my lovely."

Freddy Reams removed the ski-mask from his head before he slipped off the leather gloves he wore, revealing a pair of tight latex ones underneath. He flexed his big hands and their long fingers, working out any potential stiffness. The leather gloves were fine, but they were too bulky and didn't provide the type of feel that Freddy Fingers needed for this.

The safe in front of him was a little over two meters tall and had two combination dials along its harsh black surface. The Delphi 2066 was among the hardest safes in the world to crack. Almost nine inches of reinforced carbonized-steel stood between the safe contents and the outside world. To drill into it would take a type of bit they did not have the time or ability to get, the kind of drill bits they used to drill into the earth's crust in search of oil. Blowing it up was equally out of the question. The amount of dynamite it would take to breach it would destroy whatever was inside. So the only option was to finesse it out. It kept an electronic timer going once the first dial was turned. If the combination on both dials wasn't successfully entered within a two minute window, the safe would go into lockdown mode for at least twelve hours.

"Just like we practiced," Red said from over Freddy's shoulder.

"Right," said Freddy. "Just like we practiced."

He squatted down and started to rummage through the tool bag at his feet. He had picks, drills, hammers, and an assortment of any and everything a successful thief would need to breach a safe. But for the Delphi 2066, all Freddy needed were his ears. They looked like a doctor's stethoscope only bigger. A larger metal disc to pick up on sounds and larger earplugs to help Freddy drown out the world.

"Okay," he said as he stepped to the Delphi. "Start the clock the second I touch the first dial."

Taking a deep breath, Freddy placed the metal disc of his hears beside the dial and held it there with his left hand. With his right, he started to turn the dial clockwise, listening intently for the tell-tale click of a successful number being entered.
Byrd Man/Morden Man present: The Crew – "The Long Good Friday" (A British Noir RP)
Introduction

Welcome to another Morden & Byrd Joint, the second in The Crew Series. Inspired by hard-boiled crime novels, real-life gangsters, and heist flicks comes this London based high-octane saga. The Crew tells the story of the best robbery gang operating in the London underworld. Smart, ruthless, and ambitious, they take what they want from anyone. Independent of any criminal organization, The Crew has to walk a fine line and navigate the byzantine power structure of the underworld, staying one step ahead of the gangsters along with the coppers. With themes of brotherhood, betrayal, poverty, and power, the RP seeks to tell an epic story spanning multiple heists and multiple years, showing the transition from Swinging London to Thatcher's England.

PREVIOUSLY:
The Crew – "Wingless Wonders"
Background

It’s Good Friday 1967 and the working week in London has come to a stop, except when it comes to Zinkman & Sons Diamond Exchange. In the basement of the jewelry store The Crew work diligently on the biggest score of their career. A sudden double-cross leaves them empty-handed and pissed off as the newest member of their mob takes off with their diamonds. Now they must track him down before the end of the holiday weekend and take back what’s theirs or suffer the consequences from the ruthless Kane cousins. The task easier said than done, as they have to overcome the ghosts of their last job and learn to trust each other again. That all the while avoiding the wrath of Jewish gangsters and an Israeli hitman with his own agenda to recover the rocks and get revenge for his employers.
Players

The Crew – London-wide
Led by Red Turner, The Crew stands heads and shoulders above all robbery gangs in London. Backing Red on his plays are sharpshooter Charlie "The Yank" Enfield, explosives expert Bodhan "Bobby Bombs" Lewandowski, getaway ace James "Coach" Crowder, and newest member Fredrick "Freddie Finger" Reames. With a little help from some friends along the way, The Crew have robbed London blind over the past six years. And they're only just getting started

Key members:
Alfred “Red” Turner
Charles Enfield – “The Yank”
Bohdan “Bobby” Lewandowski – ”Bobby Bombs”
James Crowder – “Coach”
Frederick Reams - "Freddie Fingers"

***

The Binneys – “The Binney Firm” – East London
The Binney Firm is led by the Binney Twins, Alan and Albie. The Binneys specialize in protecting racketeering, money laundering, extortion, gambling and counterfeiting. Their younger brother Francis runs several gentleman’s clubs across East London that are frequented by celebrities from far and wide. The Binneys are the most powerful gang in London – and the Twins are considered near-invulnerable. Recently, they have begun the process of expanding their reach on a global scale. By partnering with the New York City based Campisi Crime Family, the Binneys are seeking to become the narcotics kingpins of Western and Central Europe.

Key members:
Albert “Albie” Binney
Alan Binney
Francis “Frank” Binney

***

The Kanes – South London
The Kane Firm specializes in fraud, drug running, prostitution and loan sharking. Cousins Jimmy and Bill Kane have complete control over London's docks, which has given them a near-monopoly over the city's booming drug trade. But as the Binneys began to move into the drugs trade, the Kanes are slowly being backed into a corner. A corner in which they'll have to shoot their way out of.

Key members:
James “Jimmy” Kane
William “Bill” Kane

***

The Zinkman Syndicate – “The Jew Crew” – London-wide
The Zinkman Syndicate is the now legitimate remnants of the once powerful London Jewish mafia. Led by Issac Zinkman, the Syndicate has a stranglehold on the entire British diamond trade. Rumors abound that the Zinkman Family also dabbles in smuggling and arms trafficking, but they are just hearsay. Issac and his twin sons are always accompanied by armed bodyguards, a necessity in their cutthroat business. Zinkman is known to be ruthless when dealing with competitors and those that cross him. When the old criminal side of him comes out, it's up to former Israeli commando Etan Ben-David to do his dirty work.

Key members:
Isaac Zinkman
Adam Zinkman
James Zinkman
Etan Ben-David
You know, what? Sure. Let's do it.


Acton
2:30 PM


Charlie stood outside the pub with a cigarette in hand. The talk inside was nonstop final. The half that weren’t talking about the game were talking about the robbery. He declined to join in either side, instead sitting at the bar and working on his pints. He wore a small smile the whole time, listening to a couple of old geezers within earshot talk up the job. From the audacity of it to the millions that were probably stolen. It was quite the ego boost.

He froze mid-cigarette puff when he saw Red. He stood at the edge of the corner across the street, hands in his pocket. The look on his face and the redness of his eyes were all Charlie needed to know. He’d found out about Cecil. Whether or not he knew the real story, Charlie couldn’t tell. Instead, he finished taking his drag and waved as Red cross the street.

“Let’s go,” Red said, not stopping as he spoke. “We’re having a meeting.”

***

King’s Cross
2:45 PM


The man they called “Hanky” cocked open the jacket of his three piece suit and stared down at his pocket watch. He had eighteen minutes until his train arrived. Harry had wasted no time booking the first ticket out of London once he’d received the call from DI Eddie Dunphy this morning. Frank Binney had talked his brothers into agreeing to keep Clubber safe on the inside. With that done, there was nothing keeping Handkerchief Harry in London.

“Jacob?” Harry called out over his Earl Grey to a passerby in an expensive suit. “Jacob Tilley, is that you?”

He climbed to his feet and paced over to the unsuspecting man, who looked every bit on his way to work. As Harry reached him, he stuck out one of his large hands and plunged it into the man’s without his consent.

“I’m awfully sorry, I think you’ve mistaken me for someone else,” the man replied sheepishly.

Harry’s mouth dropped open with faux embarrassment.

“You must be pulling my leg,” he responded. “It’s me, Geoffrey, we used to row with one another at Oxford.”

Bashful with awkwardness, the man shook his head again. “I’m sorry, you have the wrong man.”

“Forgive me,” Harry grinned. “Let’s both pretend this encounter never happened, shall we? I’ll let you get on your way.”

They exchanged polite nods and Harry returned to his seat outside of the small cafe. He watched the man striding off towards his platform. Once he was out of view, Harry pulled free the wallet he’d lifted from the man’s jacket and thumbed through it. There was enough in it to keep Harry well fed for a few days.

After cheerfully making his way through a second cup of Earl Grey, Harry slid his fingers along his pocket watch. He felt a dull ache in the nubs of his little fingers as he touched it. Bill Kane had severed the top two digits on each of Harry’s little fingers two years ago. The memory alone was enough to shake Harry out of his self-congratulatory mood. He plucked some money from the stolen wallet, left it beneath the cup, and made his way to his own platform.

“Farewell London,” he muttered under his breath as he the train pulled into the station. “For now.”

***

Merton
3:02 PM


“Dad, someone’s here to see you.”

Coach picked himself up off the couch and shuffled across the living room towards the front door. The knock hadn’t surprised him a whole lot when he first heard it. Coach hadn’t bothered to move an inch from the couch and the telly. He figured it was one of the children down the street coming to play with his kids. Nobody ever knocked on the door looking for him. It was a Sunday, after all, the only day of the week he took off. He couldn’t afford a typical weekend like most people. A day off was a day he was losing money. But now with his cut of the heist, he could hopefully scale back to five days for the foreseeable future. At least until the money ran out.

Coach stopped short when he saw Red and Charlie at the door. His son looked between the two of them and Coach with wide eyes. They’d never been to his house. Hell, he thought they didn’t know where he lived. The fact that they were here in the flesh spooked him something fierce. How long had they known?

“We need to talk,” said Red.

“What’s going on, Dad?”

“Just some boys I drive hack with,” said Coach, a false note of confidence in his voice. “We gotta talk business. Watch your brothers and sisters for me, yeah? I’ll be back in a little while.”

***

Department of Health
3:33 PM


Terry Morgan had a mountain of paperwork in front of him. The little cubicle had folders upon folders stacked on the desk, so many that it threatened to topple on top of the detective. Why did this wanker have the last name of Jones? The department had three hundred Cecil Jones' living in the UK, each of them with their own files that tied to files and paperwork on other family members. Even with the ages narrowing it down, there were still fifty some odd blokes who could be their man.

The office manager was not pleased to be brought in on a Sunday morning to dig up files, but the warrant cards and mention of a murder inquiry at least got her to begrudgingly cooperate. Now here he was, seeing double and on the point of collapse. The files were all starting to blur together, the information never-ending. Finally, after eight hours of non-stop searching, he had the file of the Cecil Jones in question. Nothing out of the ordinary. No criminals in his family. Not really much of a family to speak of. Morgan shuffled papers before finding a thick folder with the MoD logo stamped on it. It made him curious.

Inside the folder was all the information the Department of Defence had on Roger Jones, Cecil's uncle and a military veteran. Or at least he had been a military veteran. He died in Korea nearly sixteen years ago. Cecil was little more than a boy when that happened. There wasn't much of a link there. Morgan rubbed his mustache and stifled a yawn.

Fuck it. He'd collect everything he had on Cecil, his family -- uncle included -- and anything else that the Sweeney could use. Working the case was important, but he needed rest. Even at his best he wasn't on par with the Super and the Inspector, and this knackered even Chapman was smarter than he.

"Pardon me," he said, looking up over the cubicle divider at the office manager. The old man looked up from her crossword puzzle with raised eyebrows.

"I need to box this stuff up to go."

***

Polish Ex-Combatants Association
Hammersmith
4:21 PM


One of General Andrzej Jarosiewicz’s ghostly white hands plunged into the hold-all and pulled free a wad of notes. He eyed it suspiciously for a few seconds before flicking through it. The breeze blew the bushy, black monobrow perched above his nose about. Bobby watched on, trying to stifle the sense of pride he felt at the size of the haul he had laid before Jarosiewicz.

“<This is a very generous donation, Bohdan. I hope there was not too much trouble along the way in acquiring it.>”

“<No,>” Bobby fired back with a shake of the head. “<No trouble at all.>”

Jarosiewicz tossed the wad of cash onto his desk. It landed with a thud. There was none of the contentment in the General’s eyes Bobby had been expecting. His scarecrow-like arms swung up past his hips and rested on his bony rib cage, barely obscured by the ever-present military uniform. He let out a sigh as he eyed Bobby.

“<What is wrong?>” Bobby asked.

“<It’s nothing.>”

It was a clear lie. One the General was doing a very poor job of concealing. His brow furrowed, each tiny movement of it made more exaggerated by the thick black offering above it, until finally he broke his silence. His Polish was thick, heavily-accented, unbroken by living in London for the past twenty years.

“<You are not meant for this life, Bohdan.>”

Bobby shrugged.

“<I don’t understand.>”

“<Of course you don’t understand. How could you? You are still young.>”

The General stepped towards the edge of the grand table at the centre of his office. Beside it was an ornate globe that looked older than the General himself. He placed one of his pallid claws on it and spun it gently. Bobby watched as the nations of the world blurred into one dark, mess.

“<This struggle of ours will go on long after I am dead. Perhaps even long after you are. When your father and I fled Poland we believed that we would return home within five years. It has been twenty – and we are no closer to going home than we arrived.>”

“<What are you saying? That we should just … give up?>”

The General halted the globe’s revolutions with one hand. He leant across the desk and fingered the wad of notes across the table towards them. Picking it up, he shook it slightly as if chiding Bobby with it gently, and it became clear to Bobby that the size of the donation had taken the General aback. Up to this point no questions had been asked between the two of them. What Bobby did, he did for his country – as the General and his father had done before him.

For the first time, the General spoke to Bobby as he would his own son, not his general.

“<I am saying that you are cleverer than this, Bohdan. I do not know exactly how you acquired it. I am not sure that I want to. But I know there was great risk involved, greater risk than ever before. It may be that I am getting old, sentimental even, but … were your father here, I believe he would tell us that the time has come for us to stop fighting yesterday’s war and to start living.>”

They embraced. For a few minutes, they spoke of other things. Though he had complained about the football during Bobby’s last visit, Andrzej had watched the final – and been more than pleased by the outcome. If only to save poor Mieczysław another beating.

Finally Bobby took his leave. He stopped by the reception, mindful of Andrzej’s advice, and spoke to the receptionist for a few moments. Klaudia. She was older than him, but pretty enough. They traded compliments and Bobby, no better at flirting in his native Polish than in English, suggested the two go for dinner some time, only to be gently rebuffed by the older woman. Content the attempt, Bobby made his exit.

“Hello, Bob,” a familiar voice called out to him.

Red was stood on the steps to the Ex-Combatants Association with a cigarette hanging loosely from his lips. Bobby noticed the redness around Turner’s eyes. He wasn’t sure whether he had been crying or drinking. Either was bad news.

“Something is wrong?”

“Not here,” Red murmured.

Turner took one last pull of his cigarette and threw it to the ground. He nodded towards the corner of the road and Bobby looked up. There sat in a car he’d never seen before were Coach and Charlie. Both men looked nervous. Bobby felt it. Before he had a chance to say another word, Red was breaking towards the car at some speed. Bobby followed after him, unsure of what would come next.

***

Soho
5:34 PM


“After you, Albie.”

“No, Alan, I insist.”

“Ladies first, Albie.”

“Age before beauty, my son.”

“Just fucking go, you bloody cunt!”

The Binney Brothers begrudgingly started to climb the steps of the third-story flat. After them came the armed guards that always followed in their wake. The armed guards who came before them had already ventured into the top floor room to make sure the people who waited for them were not ambushing the brothers.

“There’s my favorite guys!” Came a jovial American voice.

“Joey, how’s America?” said Alan.

“It’s turning into a shit show. I blame the British.”

“How’s that?” asked Albie.

“The Rolling Stones and those fucking moptop muppets came over to the country and all the young people started losing their goddamn minds. Smoking dope, growing their hair out. I swear. It’s the end times.”

“We’re just trying to get back what we lost when you lot left the Empire,” said Alan. “Can’t blame us, can you?”

“You’d look rather fetching in a red coat, Joey,” said Albie.

Joey laughed warmly and invited the brothers to sit. What Joey, the Binneys, or their bodyguards did not know is that the ceiling of the Soho flat had a tiny hole drilled into the drywall. Holes like that that were peppered all through the flat. Inside of each cavity was a microphone that broadcast the entire goings on of the building to a van three blocks away.

Three men sat in the back of the van, hanging on every word spoken in the room with the headphones strapped to their ears. Two of them were London born and bred, coppers who became part of the Flying Squad and looked the part in their cheap suits and stubbly faces. The third man was immaculate, in a three-piece suit that cost more than the two coppers salaries combined. His hair was coiffed perfectly and his face clean-shaven, per the general orders of Mr. Hoover. He leaned forward and listened, his heart racing while the men spoke.

Special Agent in Charge Sam Nelson had been after Joey Campisi for nearly ten years now and could never get the bastard to open up about his criminal dealings while at home. But here, thousands of miles away and under the assumption he was safe from the FBI, Campisi began to speak.

“We’ve got a connection in France. A guy who knows what the fuck is up with poppies and shit in the Middle East. He’s just a smuggler, and I don’t trust the fucking French any more than I can throw ‘em. The war taught me that. So we need help on the distribution of things as far as Western Europe is concerned. My bosses like the way you do business here. They think you handle yourselves well. How would you boys like to get into the dope business?”

The two Flying Squad cops perked up at the mention. Nelson shared a look with them and smiled. He didn’t give a shit about the Binney Brothers and what they did in London. But if he could use them to pulverize the Campisi Crime Family into smithereens, then they would be the tool he used.

“What you thinking, Albie?”

“I don’t know, Alan, but so far I don’t object to what I’m hearing.”

***

Putney Heath
6:12 PM


Red made Coach drive through central London for the best part of an hour and a half before he was convinced they weren’t being followed. That done he directed Coach past the gang’s usual hideout in Fulham, passed the Ex-Combatants Association in Hammersmith where they had picked up Bobby, and then broke out into decidedly leafier parts of West London. Finally Red made Coach bring the car to stop by Putney Heath, a short walk from where he’d grown up.

They walked in silence past the old cricket ground where he’d scored a double century at fifteen and finally came to a stop by a small pond. There wasn’t much around. Trees as far as the eye could see and a few distant church spires visible above them. Red gestured to Coach and Bobby to take a seat on the bench beside the pond and Charlie perched, hands in pockets, on the edge of it.

Finally content that they were alone, Turner looked towards his crew calmly, his once-sweaty palms now cold and dry, and shared with him the news that had wrought his world asunder this morning.

“Cecil is dead.”

Coach’s mouth dropped, Bobby shook his head in disbelief, and Charlie silenced a profanity that slipped out of his mouth by shoving a cigarette into it.

“He killed himself last night.”

“Killed himself?” Coach asked as a look of bewilderment flashed across his face. “He just made a small fortune for opening a bloody gate. It doesn’t make any bloody sense.”

“There’s more,” Red added coolly. “The job didn’t go as smoothly as first thought. There was a girl named Iris working in the counting room. Cecil and her were … sweethearts of a sort, I guess. She took a knock to the head during the heist and didn’t wake up afterwards.”

Coach cast a suspicious eye in Charlie’s direction. “A knock to the head?”

“It was an accident,” Charlie shot back through gritted teeth.

An awkward silence hung over proceedings. Red could tell that Coach was seething. He didn’t blame him. Accessory to murder was not a part of the plan. He should have told Coach and Bobby about Iris when he’d told Charlie. He should have rallied the troops then and had the talk they were having now then. But what was done was done and all he could do now, all they could do now, is try to mitigate the damage.

They couldn’t bring Cecil or Iris back but they could damn well make sure that they didn’t end up in a dark, deep hole because of it.

“The Sweeney lent on Cecil hard when they took him in. Broke the news to him right there and then in the interrogation room. When I stopped by his flat in Acton that night, he was a complete mess. He was blubbering so much I could barely understand him. He kept on and on about the girl.”

A flicker of indecision appeared on Charlie’s face. “Any idea how he did it?”

“Word is that he slit his wrists in the bathtub.”

“Christ on a bike,” Coach mumbled in disbelief. “He was still a kid.”

They both were. Red had killed before, he’d seen and done things in Korea that were burned into his memory until this day, but this was different. The guilt he felt was suffocating but he dared not not show it in front of Charlie, Coach and Bobby. He was, and had been, their fearless leader – in moments like these they looked to him for answers.

Almost as if on cue, Charlie came looking for them. “Well, what the hell do we do now? Old Bill are going to be breathing down our necks twice as bad now we’ve got two bodies on our rapsheet.”

“We do nothing,” Red responded nonchalantly.

“That doesn’t make any sense,” Charlie said with a shake of the head.

“It’s the only thing we can do. We were already planning to go underground, so that’s what we do. Though this time we need to be even more careful than normal. Full radio silence. No flashing the cash around, no ponies, no new motors, absolutely nothing out of the ordinary.”

Turner shot an apologetic look in Coach’s direction as he remembered the cab driver had earmarked his share of the take on a trip abroad. “That means no holidays either, I’m afraid.”

“I’ve spoken with Ms. Ambrose and she knows we won’t be needing the use of her back room anymore,” Red said, as he began to list towards the pond. “I suggest the rest of you … go back to your normal lives and keep your heads down until Old Bill decide to stop nosing around.”

Turner knelt beside the water. For a few seconds his mind was torn back to days spent playing on Putney Heath with Daisy until their feet were sore. It was a different life then, he thought, a different time. Before everyone in this goddamn city because obsessed with money and power. That felt like a long time ago.

“How long are talking here, Red?” asked Charlie impatiently.

“Your bet is as good as mine,” Turner admitted. “It could be six weeks, could be six months, for all I know.”

Coach stood up from the bench slowly. “Could be six years.”

“Better six years on the outside than six years of porridge,” Red agreed with a nod.

Silence fell on the group again as the enormity of the challenge facing them became clear to them. They had taken on the Wembley job knowing it would be the biggest and riskiest one to date. Not in their wildest dreams did they expect to walk away from it with the lives of two kids on their conscience. All the money in the world wouldn’t wash that out, Red thought, as he and Coach traded an equally mournful look.

From behind them, Charlie slapped his knees and stepped away from the bench.

“Radio silence it is then, fellas.”

He threw what remained of his still-lit cigarette onto the green grass, gave each man a curt nod, and walked off towards the road. Mindful of the greenery, Bobby leant over and stubbed the cigarette out with the bottom of his shoe.

“Fuck your radio silence,” Coach said as he placed a supportive hand against Red’s back. “If you need anything, you give me a shout. My missus cooks a mean roast dinner on Sundays and it would be nice to have another adult around the table, what with the kids and all.”

Red and Coach shook hands warmly. The elder man patted Bobby’s shoulder paternally as he took off from Putney Heath in an altogether different direction from Charlie.

Red glanced at the young Pole sat alone on the bench. He hadn’t said a word since they picked him up in Hammersmith. Of all of them, it was Lewandowski that Turner had worried about telling the most. He wasn’t much older than Cecil.

Red smiled at him probingly. “You alright, Bob?”

“In Polish, we have a saying: stara miłość nie rdzewieje,” Bobby nodded wistfully. “True love never grows old. Wherever he is, I am sure that Cecil is with the people that love him the most.”

With that the young Pole rose from his seat and made his exit. Turner stayed a while, staring out across the green expanse, trying desperately to clear his mind of Cecil’s voice by flooding them with childhood memories. It was no good. Wherever Cecil was, Red had sent him there – and something told him he’d pay the price for that one of these days.

***

Scotland Yard
8:31 PM


Chapman and Morgan were both busy looking over paperwork at the cubicle they shared. McEntyre sat on the other side of the room from them head down on his work. Brown watched them all diligently working from the doorway of his office.

“Lads,” he announced.

They all looked up at the sound of his voice. Brown walked into the squadroom, hands in his pockets and a sheepish look on his face.

“You’ve done great work today. What happened yesterday we couldn’t stop, and that eats at me. But you all working to the bone won’t change what happened. You’re tired. I’m tired. We keep pushing and we’re going to get sloppy and miss something.”

Brown stopped by Chapman’s desk and put a comforting hand on the man’s shoulder, squeezing it gently.

“It’s Sunday, gents. You should at least get a few hours with your families before you come back tomorrow.”

They all mumbled their agreements and started to pack it up. As Brown walked away, Chapman took the stack of files on his desk and stuffed them into the cardboard box by his feet. The box, labelled “C. JONES MISC”, contained what information they could gleam from Jones’ personal life and any acquaintances attached to it.

“Let’s start with fresh eyes,” said Brown. “You said that you heard a rumor Cecil liked the ponies, Chapman?”

“That’s the word the street, guv.”

“Start on that in the morning.”

“Will do.”

“Night, all.”

Brown started back to his office. They’d be calling it a night, but he would not be. As Chapman went to get his coat, he accidentally kicked the box at his feet. Unbeknownst to Chapman or the Flying Squad, there was a file at the very bottom of the box with the Department of Defence stamp upon it. Inside held every bit of information about the military career of Sergeant Alfred “Red” Turner.
American Interlude #2


Washington D.C.


Washington Post
11:23 AM


"Bob!"

Traci Lord shot up from her cubicle and raced towards the executive editor's office. She clung hard to the letter and envelope she just opened. The workers in the newsroom had all stopped what they were doing to look at Traci as she jogged in heels. The big man's corner office door was open, so she didn't hesitate to walk through into his inner sanctum.

Bob Bigger looked at Traci with a neutral expression. He sat behind his desk with a folded page from that day's Post in one hand, a pencil in the other hand.

"Oh, I'm sorry," said Traci. "I saw the door was open and--"

"No, no," Bigger said with a sigh. "As much as I love my crossword puzzle time, I leave the door open for a reason. What's going on, Lord?"

She always felt a little warm glow when he said her name. All the other editors at the paper called her "honey" and "sweetheart" in a tone that was meant to be kind but always came off condescending. Bob called everyone by their last name regardless.

"I just got this in the mail."

Traci handed him the letters and envelope. Bob slipped on his reading glasses and looked it over. While he read it over, Traci looked around the office. There were framed Post articles he had either written or edited. "LONG ASSASSINATED" read one headline. Another proclaimed "WAR OVER; WHEELER CALLS FOR UNITY." Mixed between the articles were photos of Bigger and his wife with presidents, diplomats, and movie stars at black tie galas.

"How legitimate is this?" he finally asked, looking up from the letter. With his thick eyeglasses and bushy eyebrows, he looked owlish to her.

"I just opened it. I need to do background and talk to some people at State for confirmation before I even start writing word one."

"What's your angle?"

"After a run-in with criminals, a member of the Ethiopian royal family is wounded here in the US. Kowtowing to diplomatic pressure from the emperor, the Norman Administration payoffs the nation with subsidies to be passed through congress."

Bigger stroked his chin and looked off in the distance.

"Not bad. But the president is a lame duck, so who cares? Think we can find out if the vice president was involved?"

"I can surely try."

"I'm gonna call in some help."

"Oh, come on, Bob!"

The look he gave her shut her up quick.

"It's a big story, Lord. Now you got some talent, but this is too big of a story for one reporter. We need confirmation from the west coast, here in DC, and even in freaking Africa. You ain't that good, Lord."

"I guess," she mumbled.

"You guess," Bigger said as he removed his glasses. "I'm gonna get Maxwell from the White House to come in on this and see if he can scrounge anything up. The Post has a bureau in Nairobi that can do some follow-up with the Ethopian government on this."

He laid the first paper flat on the desk. It was a copy of a diplomatic cable US Ambassador Jefferson Davis Bacon sent to Foggy Bottom three weeks earlier, the date in the corner confirming the time period. Bigger ran his hands across the surface before staring at it.

"If it's a fake, it's a damn good one. As curious as it is, what do you make of this?"

He held up the second sheet of paper that came with the cable. It was blank with no stationary on it at all. Centered in the middle of the page was the short, typed message.

This is only the beginning. There is more than you or the American people realize.
Make this a story and the rest will follow.
--A friend


Tray took the letter from Bigger's hand and looked it over again before speaking.

"It's either a nutball--"

"A nutball with amazing forgery skills."

"--or someone high-up in the government who is pissed."

"Let's pray for the latter." said Bigger. "Now get on the phone with someone at State and confirm that this thing is real. I'm going to contact legal and see if we have a precedence on running what I assume is classified material."

Traci nodded as she collected the material from Bigger's desk. She could feel her heart racing. Finally, after five years at the paper working middle of the road political stories, stuff that almost never made the A-section, and when it did it was in the back pages, this was a shot at some real front page, above the fold news.

She just had to make sure it was real.

---

California


Sacramento
2:45 PM


"I am flattered by your words," Rick Marshall said with a raised palm. "But I am done with politics, Russ. I am content to serve the rest of my term with as little fanfare as possible and then retire. My days of campaigning are through."

Russell felt a sharp annoyance at the governor's words. They'd just finished nine holes of golf and an exquisite lunch, all on Russell -- well the campaign's -- dime. They were still in the khaki slacks and polo shirts Russell had purchased for them at the proshop. Russell hadn't had to kiss ass like this since his early days in the Senate, when he was so deep in Wilbur Helm's ass everyone thought the junior senator was a proctologist.

"I need your support, governor," Russell said with his best fake smile. "California is going to be a big state in the election and your popularity transfers across party lines. You're the state's Abe Lincoln."

Marshall chuckled and stood. They were in his private study in the governor's mansion. This same study where where Sam Bromowitz met his grisly end. The floors had been converted to hardwood after the war, the carpet soaked with Bromowitz's blood removed and disposed of.

The governor walked towards the large bay window in the study. He stuck his hands in the pockets of his slacks and he looked out on the mansion grounds.

"I'll be honest with you," Marshall said with a sigh. "I don't like you, Russ. Never have. You represent all that's wrong with American politics. You seek power for power's sake, and you pass legislation to either fill your pocket or get reelected."

Marshall turned around to stare at Russell.

"You turned our convention into a goddamn mockery. Michael Norman is a good man and he deserved better than you turning him into a fucking fool, Russ. The only reason I'm not supporting Baker is because I care too much about the party to actively hurt it."

Russell stood, tightly gripping the back of the wingback chair he had been sitting in.

"You know what you dislike about me, Rick? The fact that I get what I want. I see what I want and I take it. I have the balls that you lack. You could have been an amazing president, but you were always too much of a pussy to take it. You'd rather stay in California and play it safe."

"Get out of this house," snapped Marshall. "You've got some campaigning to do. Bob Baker is in San Francisco next week. I'll think I'll make a surprise appearance at his rally."

"Why stop there?" said Russell. "Why not head down to Fresno and see little Catherine."

The color left Marshall's face so quickly that Russell almost thought the governor was about to drop dead.

"What did you say?" Marshall finally asked.

"Catherine --- or is it Cathy? Although she's not little anymore. She'd be, what thirty years old now? I wonder if she has children." A smile crept on to Russell's face. "Hey, maybe you're a grandfather, Rick."

"How do you know about that?"

"Oh, Rick. It's my job to know these things. I've known it for years, back when I thought you were going to run for president."

Russell stepped around the chair and walked towards the window and Marshall, the cold smile still on his face.

"See, you think that since you're leaving office you have nothing to lose. And politically, that's true. No more campaigns to win, so who gives a shit about you having a bastard daughter... or a bastard son in Irvine. William, I think is his name. A family you never had anything to do with, a family you kept paying hush money to year after year until both women died. See, politically you can't be touched. But Rick, your legacy will take quite the beating. The Great Uniter? More like the Great Abandoner... not sure if that's a word, but we'll make it one."

Marshall's face had gone from bone white to beet red. Russell put his hands on the governor's neck and helped fix the collar of his polo shirt after it had somehow gotten rolled up.

"I want your public endorsement, a press conference before I leave the state this week should do, and I want a series of rallies in the month prior to election day. You give me those, Rick, and your legacy remains intact. What do you say?"

"You silence says it all," Russell said after he finished straightening Marshall's collar.

Russell headed for the door of the study, looking back at Marshal as he walked.

"If you'll excuse me, I gotta get back on the trail. I'll have my people contact you sometime tomorrow and give you your speech for the press conference. I enjoyed that round on the links today, Rick. Next time I won't go so easy on you!"
Siberia


Japanese Airspace
8:14 PM


"Geisha Girl to NEF air control."

Lieutenant Kondō's Tokugawa J-31 soared over the evening sky of the Siberian tundra at five thousand feet. The two-engine bomber moved faster without its usual heavy payload weighing it down. The only thing it carried was the lieutenant and his five crew members. Besides the co-pilot, there were three gunners and a bombardier manned to their posts. Like Kondō, they were all relegated to scout duties.

"Air control here," came the radio's reply almost a minute later. "Go ahead Geisha Girl."

"We're losing light," said Kondō. The sun was now a giant orange ball rapidly disappearing over the horizon. "Permission to turn back?"

Kondō looked over at Lieutenant Shoji. The two pilots traded looks while they awaited a response from Admiral Hoga's headquarters. Kondō and the others were ready to go home, they'd been ready since they were called in around noon. While Geisha Girl was their second home, they'd been in the aircraft for nearly eight hours on the one day of the week they were supposed to be off-duty.

"Geisha Girl, what's your location and altitude?"

"Air control, we're cruising at five thousand and forty-five feet," Shoji said into his headset before looking down at the map and their current heading. "...And we're about twenty minutes south-southwest of the Chinese border. We'll have to push it to get back before night, but we should make it just as twilight ends."

"Come on back, but lower your altitude to one thousand on the way back to accommodate for lost light. Any signs of Tempura Six are to be reported right away."

"Roger that," said Kondō. "Geisha Girl out."

Kondō began to loop the bomber around while lowering the altitude. He keyed the microphone that relayed his voice the rest of the crew inside the aircraft.

"This is your captain speaking," he said in a monotone voice. "The Naval High Command, in all its wisdom, has seen fit to relieve us of duty. Please continue to look for any signs of Lieutenant Commander Nagumo, who should have known better than to go missing in action on our day off. Thank you for flying IJN airlines. IJN airlines where, if you fly with us you have no other choice."

Laughter came over the comm system from the other crewmembers. Kondō looked to his right and furrowed his brow when he saw the slight scowl look on Shoji's face.

"What?"

"A man has gone missing is what. It's annoying we had to come on duty, but still."

"The lieutenant's problem isn't that Nagumo's missing," Toma said from his spot in the tail gunner seat. "It's the steps they take. We're just one of a hundred planes in the air today, swarming up and down Siberia looking for Nagumo and his plane. On top of that they got boats searching the coast and soldiers combing the ground."

"Command pulls out the stops to find one of their own," Morita said in a bored tone. He was halfway down the fuselage in the bombardier seat.

"Yeah," said Date from the gun he was manning right beside Morita. "If you want someone to care about you, you gotta make rank."

"It's more than just that," said Kondō. "Short of Vice Admiral Hoga disappearing, they wouldn't mobilize this kind of manpower. This is Hoga, scared shitless of reprisals from Tokyo."

"What do you mean?" Toma asked.

Kondō smirked as he leveled Geisha Girl out to an even thousand feet.

"I know that none of you have really met Nagumo before," he said after a pregnant pause. "It's just the division between officers and enlisted, and bombers and fighter pilots. I've gone drinking with him several times. He's usually tight lipped, keeps to himself. But if he gets good and trashed he lets some stuff slip over time. The lieutenant commander has powerful family back on the home islands."

"How powerful?" Shoji asked.

"So powerful they don't have last names. Just titles."

"Shit," Morita said over the comm. "Really?"

"Yeah," said Kondō. "His dirty little secret."

Shoji whistled. "As bad as it must be to be Nagumo right now -- it he's still alive that is -- Hoga has it ten times worse."

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IJN Shogun
9:44 PM


Vice Admiral Hoga looked out at the ocean from the bridge of the carrier. He carried an empty glass in his gloved hands. The glass had been filled with sake repeatedly, Hoga downing the shots as quickly as he could get them. Captain Sasaki was the only other officer on the bridge tonight and he stood off to the side, watching Hoga and refilling his glass when he called for more sake.

"Ground searches have been suspended due to lack of light," said Sasaki. When there was no reaction from Hoga, he continued. "The last few stragglers of the air patrol landed a few minutes ago. None of them reported finding Nagumo's plane. We're set to restart the searches again tomorrow. Starting first thing at dawn."

"Very well," Hoga said quietly. "Captain, do you know how to work the radio of the Shogun?"

"Yes, sir," said Sasaki. "I was a communications officer when I first joined the navy. It's something you don't forget."

Hoga nodded and stared at the glass in his hands. "I need you to send out an encrypted message to Tokyo. Marked urged and top secret, for Admiral Kubo's eyes only."

Sasaski began to walk towards the radio. He pulled a key from his belt and unlocked a metal drawer below the ship's radio equipment. He pulled out a pencil and one-time encryption pad. The pad had a code key that he could use to encrypt the message before sending it. Once it arrived, the message would decoding using a pad that had only one corresponding mate at naval headquarters in Tokyo.

The captain licked the tip of the pencil and prepared to write. "How much detail shall I go into, sir?"

Hoga rolled the empty glass in his hand. "Short and to the point. Tell him that Prince Nagumo Kishimoto has gone missing somewhere in Siberia. We're doing all that we can to find him, but so far there has been no sign of either plane wreckage or a body."
2525 Whitey Bulger Boulevard
Boston
Or is Baahston?
What, you think you're better than me because you know how to pronounce stuff?!


“Is there anything you’d like to say to Lisa’s murderer?”

Howard the Duck sat across the kitchen table from the elderly lady. Between them was a microphone connected to Howard’s cellphone. The little kitchenette was a big part of the small South Boston house Donna Coughlin had lived in for over forty years. She held a cigarette in her weathered right hand, the cigarette nearly down to the filter and threatening to burn Donna's hand. She looked like every old woman in every Ben Affleck movie ever.

“I just… want to know where she is,” Donna said with a sigh. “Where the rest of her is! They never… recovered… her… head!”

Donna began to break down into a weeping fit, her hands covering her face as she sobbed over the microphone. Howard plucked the cigarette stub from her hands and put it in the ashtray beside her.

“I’m so sorry,” she finally said. “I didn’t mean to ruin your recording, Mr. Duck.”

“It’s fine,” said Howard, looking at his phone. “The crying is playing really well. I just need one more favor, Mrs. Coughlin. Read this into the mic.”

He slid a piece of paper towards her. She picked it up in her bony, nicotine stained fingers and cleared her throat.

“‘Boxbox is a brand new subscription service. Every month they ship to you a plain box with nothing in it. What you do with it is up to you. There’s…” She swallowed hard. “There’s a special offer for listeners of Phanatic. Just go to Boxbox.com and type in promo code LISA at check’…. Oh, god!”

Donna pushed the paper aside and put her face on the table. Before Howard could ask if she had any personal experience with Boxbox, she ran off towards her bedroom. Howard gingerly took the mic and his phone and started to leave as quietly as possible. He was almost to the door when the sounds of commotion outside filled the air.


"ATTENTION, MUTANTS! THIS ENDS NOW! YOU ARE IN A CIVILIAN AREA! CEASE ACTIVITY AT ONCE AND SURRENDER! THIS WILL BE YOUR ONLY WARNING!"


“Oh, great,” he said as he watched the mutants fighting on the street in front of him. "As if traffic in Boston wasn't bad enough."
Tokyo


Imperial Palace
12:02 PM


"Operation: Karūseru"

Nobuhito looked at the large map tacked on the wall of his study. The Emperor sat at the head of the table, five other men sitting and watching on while a sixth gave the presentation. His private secretary Kiddo was there, along with the military clique. War Minister Akoi and General Ueda sat together while Admiral Kubo stood, a pointer in his hand. Prince Takara and Count Togai were there as representatives of the Royal Family. Prime Minister Chiba sat at the opposite end of the table from Nobuhito, the sole representative of the government.

"Carousel is the proposed invasion of the Philippines."

The map of Southeast Asia showed a collection of six arrows moving from the Japanese mainland towards the Philippines. A seventh arrow went from Taiwan and encircled the island chain. Kubo tapped the arrows with his stick.

"Each arrow represents a fleet. The six coming from Japan are troop transports. The seventh is Admiral Tanaka's Southern Expeditionary Fleet. The SEF will start the first phase by commencing with carrier-based bombings of strategic targets. After that, we'll start landing troops on Luzon and march on Milan. Once a beachhead is established, Carousel will shift into a general campaign of advancement until the current Filipino government can be replaced by a Japanese friendly one. Carousel ends when we have our preferred government in control. Questions?"

"What's the timetable on this?" Prince Takara asked.

"If His Majesty approves it today, we would look at a start date of November 1st."

"Three months of mobilization?" asked the Emperor. "Is that enough time to prepare?"

"Yes, Your Majesty," said Akoi. "We are already mobilizing, amassing ground troops and having them ready. Tanaka's fleet is already formed and patrolling the Philippine Sea in search of pirates."

"How many men?" Togai rasped.

"All told?" Kubo looked at Akoi and Ueda before answering. "Ten divisions for the landing force, maybe three hundred naval aviators, and the few thousand men that make up the SEF, maybe one hundred thousand."

"How long do you envision the operation taking?" asked Takara.

"Military intelligence is already at work in Manila, undermining the current government and laying the groundwork for the chosen successor government. Ideally, we would be shifting towards occupation by January of next year. The longest estimates at this moment are six months of fighting before the Filipino surrender."

"What about the elephant in the room?" Nobuhito asked. "Or the elephant on the mainland. China, how do you expect them to react to this?"

"China has its eyes towards Siberia," said Ueda. "Sources are saying they will be invading it soon. Even if they weren't involved in Russia, their navy is not strong enough to successfully intercede on the Philippines' behalf."

"But what of Taiwan and Urajiosutoku?" the old count asked. "They may see our focus on the islands as an opportunity to claim those territories."

"That is the risk we run," said Akoi. "We are gambling, but both areas, along with Korea, will still be fully garrisoned with guards in the case of invasion."

"Prime Minister," the Emperor said. "You've been awfully silent. What do you and the Diet think of Carousel?"

"The Diet loves it," Chiba said with a sigh. "Both houses, the House of Peers especially. I, for one, do not like it. I am worried about our soldiers getting trapped in an unwinnable situation, or potentially setting off a general war with China. But I have talked to people with more power than me, and I have come to the conclusion I cannot stop it and this is needed. The Empire must either expand or die."

"If I may say something," said Togai. "I am the only one in this room that remembers the before times, before the Heavenly Soverign's great-grandfather led us out of the days of the samurai. When westerners came in with their gunboats and demanded we modernize, we did. We traded blades for guns, horses for tanks and airplanes. We have changed our ways, and we have thrived. But as clearly as I see the past, I also see the future. We run the risk of not being part of that future. Every day, the Chinese grow stronger and stronger. We thought we could dominate them and the mainland, but we were sorely mistaken. And now, twenty years hence, it is impossible for us to ever retake what we once had there."

The count tottered towards the map, taking Kubo's pointer into his wrinkled hands.

"But our future lies in the Pacific and Southeast Asia."

He slapped the Philippines, the East Indies, Malaysia, Burma, and other Southeast Asian locations with the stick.

"Oil, tin, rubber, natural gas. Resources for our military and civilian industries, nations with friendly governments, an encirclement around the Communists. A check on their growth. Let them take Russia, let them put down the Slavs like the dogs that they are. While they do that, we'll take Southeast Asia. A buffer between us and them when war comes. Not if. Remember, it is not hegemony if there are two powers. For those of you with doubts, ask yourself would they hesitate to do the same to us?"

Togai handed the stick back to Kubo and calmly waddled back to his seat. A long silence fell on the group, all eyes shifting to the Emperor. Nobuhito shifted in his chair. On paper, he had the power to stop this if he so wished. The military clique, the Diet, and even the peerage all served as his pleasure. Nothing happened in Japan without his approval. He was the Heavenly Soverign, after all, a god walking among them. But mobilization had already begun, it had been going on for some time. His approval would just be a stamp, like it always was. He cleared his throat and rubbed his forehead.

"Start preparations. I want updates as we draw closer to November 1st."

---

Vietnam


Hotel Saigon
2:44 PM


"Rumors of my assassination were greatly exaggerated."

Ngo Dhinh Diem smirked at Watanabe from across the table. The two men and their translators were the only ones in the large hotel conference room. Their conversation was stilted, passing through translators before arriving to the two men but they eventually found a rhythm. The self-proclaimed Emperor of Vietnam held a cigarette in his pudgy hand. By Watanabe's calculation, Diem's tailored suit cost what an average Vietnamese earned in a year.

"The Emperor was pleased to hear it," said Watanabe. "We consider you the true sovereign of the people. The rest are colonizers and communists."

Diem bowed slightly at the compliment.

"I consider the Japanese Empire the leading light of Asian prosperity, an ideal for my own empire to aspire to. Your kinds words are greatly appreciated, Mr..." Diem flashed a wry smile. "I'm sorry, but what is your name today?"

"Watanabe," he said. "Simply Watanabe will do for now."

"Thank you, Watanabe-san. While they are appreciated, I feel that your opinions will not be valid if our situation does not approve. Between the French, communists in the north, and that bitch Trung, my grasp on the country is tenuous at best. I need men, materials, training, money."

Watanabe resisted the urge to smile. He wondered to himself how much of the money that he so desperately needed would be for his government, and how much would go to remodeling his opulent home. These meeting had been going on for a month before Diem went into hiding after an assassination attempt on his life failed. They inevitably boiled down to two things: Diem's government was a friend to the Empire and was very open to their support, but he needed concrete proof of the Japanese's friendship before a deal could be worked out. The tailored suits fooled the people of Vietnam, but not Watanabe. Diem was the best dressed beggar in the world.

"Today is your lucky day, your majesty. Answer for me, one simple question: what is the exchange rate, the Japanese yen to your piastre?"

"Roughly two hundred is equal to one of your yen."

Watanabe nodded before reaching under the table. He picked up the briefcase and placed it on the table. He popped it open and slid it towards Diem. The Vietnamese president's eyes widened at the sight of the currency stacked and filled neatly into the briefcase.

"Correct my math if I am wrong, but that would be about two million of your piastre. This is a gift for the Diem government, our commitment to supporting you in this trying time. More money will follow, along with Japanese matériel and military advisors."

Watanabe barely had time to blink before the case disappeared, down under the table and safely with Diem.

"You are so kind, Watanabe-san. As is the Emperor, in his divine wisdom, to favor me over all the others."

"Please see that at least half of that money goes towards your government," said Watanabe. "Officially, the ambassador will reach out to you with a formal friendship agreement and sole recognition of your government diplomatically."

Watanabe stood, his translator following behind him.

"As for the more sensitive diplomatic talks, I'll be in touch."
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