Captain Uni
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The Artist Formerly Known As Simple Unicycle
STATUS: The bugs are back. 14 days ago
- Last Seen: 8 hrs ago
- Joined: 11 yrs ago
- Posts: 2004 (0.52 / day)
- VMs: 3
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- Captain Uni 7 mos ago
- ███████████████ 11 yrs ago
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14 days ago
Current
The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Bio
Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.
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