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Heh, probably a week from now.
Sweet. When you start writing, PM me. And whoever else you want to include, of course, [joke]but mainly me.[/joke]
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@DocTachyon that would be based I think
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The bugs are back.
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If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
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bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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Sweet. When you start writing, PM me. And whoever else you want to include, of course, [joke]but mainly me.[/joke]
@Hjalti (also, just saying this but you might want to tag us when you post)
"Nope, we're still hunting those- *ahem* Anyway, sorry ma'am but no, we don't accept scrap, we still only want high-tech stuff." Lawrence replies. "Unless, of course, that scrap is technology. If so, then we'll pay a lot of caps for that..." After a few minutes of holding the Pilgrim in a position where the gun would be ready to be fired, Lawrence finally relaxes and slings it over his shoulder. "At ease, guys. We know these folks are peaceful." With that, Norman and Marvin holster their laser rifles. "Anyhow, the offers up to all of you. But after this whole Enclave situation is over, we'll be going back to our old ways: no mutants allowed." Lawrence would then sit down on a rock and light a cigarette, taking a drag from it.
"Nope, we're still hunting those- *ahem* Anyway, sorry ma'am but no, we don't accept scrap, we still only want high-tech stuff." Lawrence replies. "Unless, of course, that scrap is technology. If so, then we'll pay a lot of caps for that..." After a few minutes of holding the Pilgrim in a position where the gun would be ready to be fired, Lawrence finally relaxes and slings it over his shoulder. "At ease, guys. We know these folks are peaceful." With that, Norman and Marvin holster their laser rifles. "Anyhow, the offers up to all of you. But after this whole Enclave situation is over, we'll be going back to our old ways: no mutants allowed." Lawrence would then sit down on a rock and light a cigarette, taking a drag from it.
@Eviledd1984
"We might. It's been a while since I checked the gear, years in fact. We might've built something that'd fit someone of your size, but I can't be sure; you'd have to come with us to the Sky Citadel... So long as you were willing to." Responds Lawrence to Ahab, who then looks once again towards Danny, "Need convincing... Well, I can't do that, but I think I might know someone we took to the Sky Citadel who might be able to... Hell, he told me about a ghoul and a guy matching you two," he points at Danny and Jinx, "said that he met you at the island a few days back. Had a robot with him and wore a Vault suit, you know him?"
"We might. It's been a while since I checked the gear, years in fact. We might've built something that'd fit someone of your size, but I can't be sure; you'd have to come with us to the Sky Citadel... So long as you were willing to." Responds Lawrence to Ahab, who then looks once again towards Danny, "Need convincing... Well, I can't do that, but I think I might know someone we took to the Sky Citadel who might be able to... Hell, he told me about a ghoul and a guy matching you two," he points at Danny and Jinx, "said that he met you at the island a few days back. Had a robot with him and wore a Vault suit, you know him?"
@Letter Bee
Well, I'd be glad to do it next time we have one... Whenever that'll be.
Well, I'd be glad to do it next time we have one... Whenever that'll be.
Also, just realized that some of the users that I've been tagging aren't even with the group (I.E. Vulkan, who's with the Enclave). I'll fix that up next time I do a mass tag.
@Letter Bee
Confused Unicycle is confused.
Still, nice little segment. I'd love for Albert, Tim (who'd be Seth Rogen, because obviously Tim himself couldn't appear and I imagine Tim as having Seth Rogen's voice) or Lawrence to show up if we have another one.
Confused Unicycle is confused.
Still, nice little segment. I'd love for Albert, Tim (who'd be Seth Rogen, because obviously Tim himself couldn't appear and I imagine Tim as having Seth Rogen's voice) or Lawrence to show up if we have another one.
Waltzing into the tavern from a portal in the form of a wooden door (which disappears upon Wyatt's entering the tavern), Wyatt walks briskly to the bar. "'Ello guvs! I spot yor all from different dimensions than I..." Wyatt grumbles to himself about the excessive amount of fantasy characters when he's the only character from the 19th century, before speaking once again. "But I 'ope we can all just 'ave some drinks! Now, 'oo wants a bottle of scotch or four?" Jokes Wyatt, who takes a seat in a stool situated in front of the bar. He then calls out: "Barmaid! Tree bottles of scotch please!" While waiting for the drinks, Wyatt smokes a cigarette, putting it out once the drinks arrive. He then puts down fifteen pounds, five for each bottle, and starts to drink one.
Name: Wyatt Wilkins
Age: 34
Sex: Yes, please Male
Appearance: Click.
Bio: Wyatt is a British detective from a noir universe that is, and always will be, 1886 London. As with most detectives in noirs, Wyatt has a troubled past because it's a trope: his mother died at birth and his father was gunned down when he was 12. So, he joined the police force at 17, and became a detective (duh). He still hunts his father's killer today, deciding to never give up until he kills the man. Once he DOES catch the man (even though he never will, because plot reasons) he'll retire.
Personality: Described as a 'glass half-empty' kind of guy, Wyatt has a grim outlook on life and only took up detective work for a personal vendetta. While he acts depressing and shite, he does like to socialize and will talk forever if given the chance. He's an alcoholic, as well, and smokes cigarettes, the latter of which lead him to cough frequently. He speaks in a Cockney accent, which does tend to annoy some people.
Inventory: Suit, loafers, bowler hat, derringer (concealed in his suit), ten derringer rounds, twenty pounds, a pack of cigarettes (with only four cigarettes inside), a match book (with only seven matches inside) and a half-empty bottle of whiskey.
Age: 34
Sex: Yes, please Male
Appearance: Click.
Bio: Wyatt is a British detective from a noir universe that is, and always will be, 1886 London. As with most detectives in noirs, Wyatt has a troubled past because it's a trope: his mother died at birth and his father was gunned down when he was 12. So, he joined the police force at 17, and became a detective (duh). He still hunts his father's killer today, deciding to never give up until he kills the man. Once he DOES catch the man (even though he never will, because plot reasons) he'll retire.
Personality: Described as a 'glass half-empty' kind of guy, Wyatt has a grim outlook on life and only took up detective work for a personal vendetta. While he acts depressing and shite, he does like to socialize and will talk forever if given the chance. He's an alcoholic, as well, and smokes cigarettes, the latter of which lead him to cough frequently. He speaks in a Cockney accent, which does tend to annoy some people.
Inventory: Suit, loafers, bowler hat, derringer (concealed in his suit), ten derringer rounds, twenty pounds, a pack of cigarettes (with only four cigarettes inside), a match book (with only seven matches inside) and a half-empty bottle of whiskey.
"I am Ahab...as you can see i am a supermutant,I am form Rhode Island..." Ahab said looking at the others getting the introduces out of the way,"But i thought that the Brotherhood does not accept outsiders?Unless you elder is following the doctrine of Lyons?" The mutant said looking at the Brotherhood member.
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"And im Danny form Brooklyn...good thinking jolly green giant...i thought ya guys worked liked the Enclave and wanted to kill all outsiders,Don't want them touching your little toys" Danny said with sarcasm oozing in his voice.He knew damn well that the Brotherhood don't give a damn about mutants especially like a ghoul like himself.
"Desperate times call for desperate measures." Lawrence replies, addressing Ahab. "We'll recruit outsiders and even mutants like you and these ones," he gestures toward David and Danny with his gun during the last part, "if it means we'll kick the Enclave's ass." Then, he looks to Danny and replies to him: "No; we work nothing like the Enclave. While they're busy enslaving and eradicating 'muties', we're just looking to secure tech and build up our ranks." And, finally, he looks at Jinx.
Join the Brotherhood? I thought, sitting up. It could be a good idea... why not? It couldn't hurt, could it? "Well, I'm not sure about the rest of you guys, but I'm in. At least then we'll have a chance to defeat the Enclave in Liberty City. Assuming you want to take back the city?" I address the last part to the Brotherhood guy.
"Good, we'll need all the recruits we can get." Lawrence pauses, pondering about the city. "As for this city of yours... We do want to eradicate the Enclave and rescue any of their slaves, so we do want to take the city back if they're setting up a base. Otherwise, we leave it alone."
@Letter Bee, nope, I haven't. I did copy+paste the tags from my last post where I tagged you all, but I'm not sure that would do anything to mess it up.
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