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12 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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In Spotlight 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Lawrence smiled at his sister and her wife, before sitting down in a chair. "Never understood paparazzi. I mean, do you really need to pester celebrities with countless fucking questions? Sometimes I wish that my career never took off, then I wouldn't have to deal with this..." And then, Lawrence stands back up. "Well, I'll just stay here for a while if that's fine. After all, it's Sunday, no need to go on the set or anything." While saying this, Lawrence was walking into the living room. Once he was done, he sat down on the couch and turned on the TV, switching it to the news.
In Spotlight 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
3rd of January, 2016 - Morning




Lawrence went to Denny's for breakfast, thinking that it'd be nice to go out, and then he was greeted by the one thing that made him stop going out: reporters and paparazzi. Ignoring their questions and constant pictures, he got a seat at the bar and ordered an omelet. While he tried to eat it, the reporters asked him endless questions. He stopped eating it for a moment and turned to the nearest reporter. "Alright, what's your question?" He asked with a full mouth.

The reporter asked: "Why haven't you confirmed the rumors that you're dating Jennifer Lawrence?"

He took a second to swallow the bite that was still in his mouth. Looking at the crowd, notepads and pens in hand and cameras ready to go off, he turned to the reporter and asked: "Why can't I eat my Goddamn omelet?" With that, the reporters scribbled on their notepads and took pictures, before Lawrence just took the omelet from the plate, said "I'm taking this to go, here's the cash, keep the change." Before leaving ten bucks on the counter and leaving with the omelet. He got back into his car, stuffing the food into his mouth, and drove to his sister's house.

Once he arrived, he walked in and declared: "Hey, it's good ol' Lawrence!" After a bit of walking he found his sister, Livana. "Uh, hey, I need a place to lay low right now... Paparazzi and all, wouldn't let me eat my fucking omelet at Denny's."
In Spotlight 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Today's my last day of Winter Break, then it's back to school... *sigh* So, I probably won't be able to post as often (even then I already don't post much). Still, got a post up to accommodate for my lack of posting.
Harry, flashlight on his head, turns it on and mutters to himself for a moment. "I'm not gonna fucking be the seeker. That's no fun." He laughs for a moment, before twirling his hair a bit and finally saying "See ya, chumps!" With that, he heads out into the woods, disappearing into the darkness.

Two minutes later...


Ducking into a bush and turning his flashlight off, Harry giggles to himself for a moment, before relaxing. Thoughts race through his mind, namely 'who'll be the seeker' and 'what if Booker dies on this trip?' Well, he couldn't care less about the first question, but if the second ever happened... Well then he'd have Quinn all to himself. He laughs loudly for a moment, most likely startling anyone nearby, before going quiet again.

More thoughts race through his mind, this time more serious. 'What if I don't get into the university' and 'what's gonna happen when this trip is over? Will we all still be friends?' He tries to get these questions off his mind, but they keep coming back to him... He stays quiet, waiting for and wanting someone to find him so that he wouldn't be alone and these questions would go away.
So our cast is:

  • 40 something badass who'll run the fuck out of there if the odds are greatly against him.
  • 20 something sniper who hates new people.
  • 20 something doctor who gets scared around a lot of people (which isn't claustrophobia, it's social anxiety).
  • 20 something melee dude who's in need of a mental evaluation.
  • And a 20 something nerd who doesn't want to be alone.

This'll be fun.
I like CLIW's idea from the interest thread of the group hiding out in an Ikea.
(moved from interest checks)
Disclaimer: I do not own Battle Royale, the book or the movies. I just enjoy both and decided to make this.
WARNING: This RP will feature (rather graphic) descriptions of dismemberment, mutilation, possibly torture and death, be it of players or NPCs, and will also feature strong language. All of this will be happening to students from the ages of 13 to 18. If you object to the actions or the age group of the people doing/witnessing/being victim of said actions, then this is not an RP for you.

(Note: this takes place in an alternate universe where politicians are slightly more insane)

The year is 2020; after an event in the year 2016 in which approximately 800,000 students walked out of school in an act of defiance, the government passes the Battle Royale, or BR, act, in which, every year, fifty high school classes of fifty students are selected at random throughout the year to be put on an island with nothing but an explosive collar around their necks, a duffel bag of food, water, and an item (which could possibly be a weapon). You have to kill to survive.

You have three days to either kill everyone or die.

On midnight of the third day, if there is more than one student alive, the collars explode the heads of everyone but one select person, and they are declared winner.

Good luck.

Now that that's out of the way, welcome to Battle Royale, AKA the original Hunger Games! We need four players to start, but I'll give an additional day for people to sign up after we meet the required number. When the first IC post is posted, sign up will be closed.




As for length requirements in posts, one-liners aren't allowed. At least two sentences of decent length per post, please.

@Delta44 Because he was the only one who was interested in the interest thread...
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