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26 days ago
Current @DocTachyon that would be based I think
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1 mo ago
The bugs are back.
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3 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
6 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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6 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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In Spotlight 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
So this is a colorful cast. We've got:
  • Two lesbian singers.
  • Their party girl daughter.
  • Their former child star son.
  • Their model son.
  • Their adopted alpha bitch daughter.
  • Lesbian Singer A's cool brother.
  • Lesbian Singer A's other cool brother.
  • Lesbian Singer B's cool brother.
  • And two family friends.
It will have it's down moments and it will have it's exciting moments. There are days where you will want to punch yourself directly in the face and others where you will feel on top of the world. Just take each day one at a time, and remember that this is YOUR life and YOUR path to be explored at your own rate and own destiny.


If this is really what college/university is like, then thank God I still have four years to go (and, even then, I probably won't go anyway. Family's broke and I can't do anything scholarship-worthy).
Nice! I was thinking a of a storyline about a hoard of Nazi loot and weaponry hidden away in an abandoned German research station/airfield/bunker complex. Perhaps an experimental Nazi super weapon (biological agent, ballistic missile/nuclear device). The main antagonists would be the Neo Nazi mercenary group Talon Corporation.

Do you have any ideas for a character? There's no real limitations, but someone with an interest in history could be a plus.


Probably gonna play a young archaeologist, fresh out of college and not sure what to expect while heading out. He'd get involved somehow, probably not intentionally. Maybe he found a map to the cache and was captured by the Talon Corporation?
Bump.
You had me at 'Indiana Jones or Uncharted'. Basically, I'm interested.
I'm with the rest, Ardent Liberty sounds awesome.
In Spotlight 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Biological eh? Well, I suppose there are methods for biological children between women now, so yay haha!


I was wondering how that worked...
In Spotlight 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Lawrence smiled at his sister and her wife, before sitting down in a chair. "Never understood paparazzi. I mean, do you really need to pester celebrities with countless fucking questions? Sometimes I wish that my career never took off, then I wouldn't have to deal with this..." And then, Lawrence stands back up. "Well, I'll just stay here for a while if that's fine. After all, it's Sunday, no need to go on the set or anything." While saying this, Lawrence was walking into the living room. Once he was done, he sat down on the couch and turned on the TV, switching it to the news.
In Spotlight 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
3rd of January, 2016 - Morning




Lawrence went to Denny's for breakfast, thinking that it'd be nice to go out, and then he was greeted by the one thing that made him stop going out: reporters and paparazzi. Ignoring their questions and constant pictures, he got a seat at the bar and ordered an omelet. While he tried to eat it, the reporters asked him endless questions. He stopped eating it for a moment and turned to the nearest reporter. "Alright, what's your question?" He asked with a full mouth.

The reporter asked: "Why haven't you confirmed the rumors that you're dating Jennifer Lawrence?"

He took a second to swallow the bite that was still in his mouth. Looking at the crowd, notepads and pens in hand and cameras ready to go off, he turned to the reporter and asked: "Why can't I eat my Goddamn omelet?" With that, the reporters scribbled on their notepads and took pictures, before Lawrence just took the omelet from the plate, said "I'm taking this to go, here's the cash, keep the change." Before leaving ten bucks on the counter and leaving with the omelet. He got back into his car, stuffing the food into his mouth, and drove to his sister's house.

Once he arrived, he walked in and declared: "Hey, it's good ol' Lawrence!" After a bit of walking he found his sister, Livana. "Uh, hey, I need a place to lay low right now... Paparazzi and all, wouldn't let me eat my fucking omelet at Denny's."
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