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11 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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5 Days Later...


Norman lay in a hospital bed, both sad, scared and angry. It's been five days since those Evo hunters tried to kill him. He was scared that they'd come and kill him while he slept, or during some other shit. He was scared that one of the doctors would find out he was an Evo and turn him into a group of Evo hunters. He was scared he'd be fired because he jumped out of a window and hasn't shown up in five days.

So many things to be scared of.

At night he'd create little dust devils by the door out of fear that someone would come in. If they did, he would have just enough time to throw them against the wall and run. But last night he just stopped. In fact, last night he decided he was done. He got out of bed, and walked around the hospital. Then, he just walked out of the hospital. The doctors and nurses tried to get him back to his room, though he just pushed them aside with a dust devil.

He headed back to his apartment, clad in a hospital gown, and found it in a state of disarray: things were scattered all over the floor, his mattress was up against the wall... They even broke his monitor and smashed his computer. And what of Gordon, his beloved dog? They shot it dead. Norman was only sad about that: his only companion was dead, and now people were trying to kill him. At least they didn't take his weed.

With that, Norman grabbed his baggie of weed and got dressed, then grabbed some money he hid in the wall and left the apartment with nothing but his weed, a few hundred bucks, his lighter and the clothes on his back. First he needed to buy a gun. Then he needed to find as many Evos as he could. Then he needed to slaughter any fucking Evo hunters he finds.
It was still light out, though the sun was almost setting. Tom had just gotten off work, and walked into the bedroom. Unholstering his pistol and setting it on the dresser, he got out of his uniform and threw on a suit. Before putting on his suit jacket, he put on a holster that was meant to be worn around one's chest, and tucked his handgun neatly inside. "Can never be too prepared," he said.

Upon throwing the suit on, he tucked his badge into his inner suit pocket and walked into the living room. His son Ben was sitting there, playing on his phone. "Ben," Tom said.
"Yeah dad?" Ben replied, not looking away from the phone.
"I'm going out tonight, Marsha'll be coming to babysit you at seven."
"Alright, later dad."
"See ya, son."
With that, Tom walked out the door whistling a little tune. He got into his car, turned on the radio, and drove. The radio played a generic mix of seventies rock, Tom's primary taste in music, and on came a song that Tom loved ever since he saw the movie it served as soundtrack to. Tom truly felt badass as he drove down the street, singing along.

He arrived soon after. "Place got a new paint job." Chuckles Tom as he heads to the entrance. He decided that he was going to wait to head inside, and pulled out a cigarette and lit it. Once he was done smoking, he stayed outside to wait for his old friends, see what they looked like and ask what they've been up to. Perhaps they already arrived? Hell if he knew. A sigh escaped Tom's mouth, and he stuck his hands in his pockets. This was gonna be a looooong night.
In Legendary 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Delta44
"Blood," mutters the half-awake Connor, "that can't be good." An empty shower that once had a young elven woman inside, blood presumably from said elven woman, and a struggle. That's just the recipe for disaster. Connor stumbles out the door and grabs his gear, snapping his sheath onto his belt and running downstairs to bring it to his party's attention that Sheil was missing and quite possibly dead... Then he saw the other orc, talking with Kin'Kro.
"The bloody fucking hell is going on here?" Shouts Connor, now wide awake due to the scene in the bathroom. "Sheil is fucking missing or dead and you're discussing what you're gonna do with that godforsaken sword of yours? Fucking disgraceful!"
Awesome. Time for Tom to go on his deadliest mission yet: the high school reunion!
In Spotlight 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Bump.
Hell yeah, I'm back in action! Now to post after the five day time skip... If only I could think of something. Ideas would be very appreciated, fellow RPers!
Sweet. Just wondering, but when do we start?
"Another bullseye," Sanrock says to himself, "I'm on a roll." He had been left with only twenty-one rifle rounds and three derringer rounds. Along with firing the guns, he had used his abilities to throw rocks at the targets as well. They weren't large rocks, though they weren't pebbles or anything around that size. Probably wouldn't be able to crush a person if they couldn't even knock over the sign.

Then again, if he did want to kill someone, that's what the guns were for. Using his earthbending, he lifted several rocks in the air and aimed them at the target. But, upon hearing the voice behind him, the rocks fell to the ground. Sanrock turned to look at the person who was talking, then replied: "Help? What for?"
Shit, I forgot about this. I'll get a character up ASAP.
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