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25 days ago
Current @DocTachyon that would be based I think
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1 mo ago
The bugs are back.
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3 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
6 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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6 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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Bump.
Also, gonna get a post up. Hopefully this isn't dead before it's even begun.
@King Tai @KatherinWinter

Phantom shakes his head slightly, chuckling at Sound EFX's comment about an unfinished date. The laugh is a rough, coarse sound. "Love," he begins, "is nothing but a distraction. There's no use for it, at least in my world... People are confusing to me. And the thought of being in an intimate relationship with a person, regardless of gender, makes my stomach churn. Not in a good way either."

He then sighs, laughing once more. "Though I do suppose I see the appeal. Coming home to a person you share a strong, mutual trust and bond with doesn't sound too bad."
FINALLY got a post up.
@sharksama

Garrett's shit-eating grin left his face, instead turning to a stony expression. Yeah, this girl was definitely reminding him of Winston. At least she managed to get out of the battle alive, though. "I... I'm sorry, I didn't know. Hell, I didn't even know you were the person who fucked it up."

He paused, looking at the books. "You a magic-user, then? Never met one myself, even though I've led a pretty busy life... No, wait wait wait, there was that one battle a few miles out of the city, I had a few on my side... Never really talked to them, though. Ah, Christ, I'm rambling now."

Laughing off his rambling, Garrett continued: "Anyhow, I didn't know you were the reason this mission went downhill, or that you were injured. For what it's worth, I'm sorry that happened to you and all these jackasses are pretending you're not worth shit. The name's Garrett Eudon," he says, extending a hand for the girl to shake.
I'm interested. Expect a CS to be up soon.
@King Tai @KatherinWinter
After the meeting was over, Phantom had started to walk to the door, but stopped when Sound EFX asked him and Zack a question. Phantom turned around to look at Sound EFX. "I will patrol the streets, as usual. Because, as the saying goes, 'duty calls'." He says, then crosses his arms and asks: "What will you do?"
Man, I REALLY need to get better at keeping promises.

I'm still here. Been extremely busy is all. No clue when I'll have a post up, but I'll try to get one up ASAP.
Gonna get to posting sometime later today or tomorrow!
Just gonna mention that I changed Denny's appearance. He's now Andy from Parks and Recreation, mainly because both of them are lovable oafs.
Gonna get a post up tomorrow, sorry for keeping @sharksama waiting.
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