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11 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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@Holy Soldier
Oh crap, didn't see that! I'll get to editting in a moment.
EDIT: Fixed it. Also, I feel really stupid about the Special Abilities now.
@Holy Soldier
Uh... I'll take a blank quote as 'I'm still reading it'?
And my character is done!
Holy hell, this looks amazing. I'm interested. I call dibs on Garrett from the Thief series if no one has claimed him already.
Well.
A job.
Walter didn't know what to made of that. On one hand, money for days. On the other, stress leads to hair loss. He could do without that. But hey, he had to get a job to stay in the school, so oh well. Besides, the hat and mask hid his hair so he could deal with it. After weighing the pros and cons, and figuring he was only on his second day so it'd make him look lazy if he dropped out, Walter sighed and leaned against a wall, crossing his arms and not saying anything as he watched his classmates talk amongst themselves about this new development.
Heyo, you know I'm interested. Gonna get a CS up later.
@CadenGallic
Yeah, just having trouble coming up with a character.
@Distortion
Your character is like a blobby and hairy version of Marvin the Paranoid Android.
Denny continued to play his flute for a while, and he was in the middle of a flute rendition of Another One Bites The Dust when he heard an announcement:

Attention All Employees. There Is A Meeting In The Board Room In 10 Minutes. Please Do Not Be Late.


"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, meeting time!" He shouts, shoving his flute into his belt and throwing his hands in the air. He then ran as fast as he could to the meeting room, laughing in excitement. He always loved these meetings, especially the parts where Mr. Philip talked. He was so cool and smart and amazing and awesome and Denny wanted to be just like him! It didn't matter that most of these meetings ended with the gruesome deaths of half the disposable, unnamed redshirts known as the staff, they were awesome!

But one thing Denny didn't like about the meetings was walking past the...
LARGE METAL DOOR


It scared him. For some reason he didn't like it, it was just so...
M E N A C I N G


He meekly walked up to it, placing a hand on it. He shuttered when he touched it, and his hands felt icy. He ran away as fast as he could, and opened the door to the meeting room. Inside was, well, the meeting room. He took a seat at a chair, and played his flute while waiting for everyone else to arrive. He felt uneasy after his encounter with the
LARGE METAL DOOR
though.
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