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25 days ago
Current @DocTachyon that would be based I think
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1 mo ago
The bugs are back.
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3 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
6 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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6 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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12:51 AM, March 13th 2020
East Haven Residential


Question opened the door, revealing... A bathroom. "Fucking hell." He cursed, closing the door. "The bedroom must be around here somewhere." The detective had been through three doors, and none of them were the bedroom. But this next door, this was the one, he could feel it.

He opened the door, revealing... The bedroom! The Question was about to exclaim "finally", before noticing he wasn't alone. There was a woman in the room, wearing a cape and a hood judging by what little he could make out. It looked like...

"Lady Arcana? What are you doing here?" He found himself asking, curious as to why the woman would be here. 'Investigating as well? Returning to the scene of the crime? Unsure.'
12:50 AM, March 13th 2020
East Haven Residential


Question's Journal, March 12th; Entry #1
The police commissioner is dead. People suspect it was Arcana. Unlikely. He may have slandered her, but it didn't have any effect on public opinion. Additionally, she seems unlikely to kill someone. Still. Commissioner was killed via electricity, something Arcana has some degree of control over. Suspects are few and far between.
Will investigate scene of crime. Must be some clues there.


Releasing a sigh, the Question closed his journal and pocketed it, looking at the building in front of him. This was where the commissioner and his wife lived, and this was where they were killed. Something in there must indicate why they were killed and who the killer was, other than the obvious conclusion.

Having stood there long enough, the Question made his way to the side of the building, heading to the nearest window, checking if it was unlocked. Finding that it was, he slid it open quietly, sneaking into the home. 'Now to find the bedroom...' the vigilante thought to himself, before going off to search. "Something will tell me... Something." He muttered to himself.
@ineffable, will do, gimme a second.
Goddamn writer's block is hitting me like a motherfucker.

If I haven't gotten a post up by Sunday, you're all allowed to punch me. But not really because this is the internet, and you can't punch people over the internet.
Yeah, I'd be fine with skipping to Phase 2. Not sure what to post at all.
As I said earlier, still here.
Gonna try to get a post up in respond to ineffable tomorrow. Actually...
@ineffable, want to write a collab in the PiratePad? Might be a lot easier.

Oh, and in addition, I'll finally be getting a post up in Marvel 2099 tomorrow as well.
@Raptra
Affirmative, still on board.
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