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If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
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bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Same boat as Rtron. Sad to see this go but it couldn't be helped. If you reboot this Sofa, you've got a player right here.
Gonna try to get together with Dblade to continue The Banshee Flies Again sometime in the near future.
<Snipped quote by Dead Cruiser>

I've been slowly giving people feedback. Running a bit behind as this produced far more interest than I anticipated.


And speaking of...

I'm gonna drop my interest, because there's already so many people and I don't think I'd be able to match up to any of the others' sheets, let alone keep up with the RP on the off chance I did get in.

Have fun with the game, everyone.
You know I'm in.
@Unknown100 Can never go wrong with the classic No Holds Barred Beatdown trope to kick off the plot. Just ask Denny O'Neil.
As the first person to unlock a secondary, I am proud to present...

ANIMAL MAN



H U B C I T Y / A M E R I C A:

May 13th, 2019 - 9:43 PM | Curie Chemical Corporation | Hupert Square

Inhale. Open your eyes.

Take in as much air as you can. Keep a look out for hostiles. Try not to make a sound.


The Question held his breath, sticking to the shadows to hide from the night guard that was passing by on his patrol. He slipped past the guard, entering an office to both catch his breath and hopefully dig up an important document.

Embrace the purity of mathematics. The building is half a mile in area. Guards posted at every fifty feet. They travel four feet a second. There will be few gaps to slip through.

Fingers flitting through documents in a filing cabinet, he stopped on one that seemed promising, pulling the manilla folder out and flipping through it. A small, smug smirk made its way onto his visage. "Jackpot."

Corporate crimes are no different from a criminal gunning down dozens in a shopping mall in this day and age. It's a new kind of war, one fought on a new battlefield. Its weapons are lawsuits and bribes. Its soldiers white collar workers. Its commanders CEOs and corrupt politicians.

He'll fit right in.


H U B C I T Y / A M E R I C A:

May 14th, 2019 - 6:31 PM | World Wide Broadcasting | Hupert Square

"- in the water supply, in order to avoid the costs of disposing of the chemicals properly. When asked for a statement, Curie Chemical Corporation executives refused to comment. Multiple high profile residents of Hub City are suing CCC, and the future looks grim for them," Vic shuffled his notes, before looking at the camera dead on. "This is Vic Sage for World Wide Broadcasting. Good night, and good luck, Hub City."

Another day, another dollar. Exposing corporate corruption and opening the eyes of the public, one case and one person at a time. This is what he lives for, and everyday he gets closer to his goal: a world where no one is blind to the corruption around them, and won't stand for it. A world where, eventually, there will be no corruption. A better world.

As he walked off the stage, heading to the parking lot, his production staff congratulated him.

"Great show, Vic," Fred said, patting Vic on the back.

"Really got 'em this time, eh Sage?" Al joked, chuckling as he gave Vic a high five.

"I want to have your children." And then there was Vic's assistant Nora...

... She could be strange sometimes.

Heading out of the station and into the parking lot, Vic stopped to marvel at his pride and joy: a vintage, dark blue 1957 VW Beetle. Getting into his bug, he started the car up, fighting the temptation to rev the engine. "I am not attached to this car. It is merely a material object keeping me from attaining enlightenment. I am not attached to this car."

He peeled out of the parking lot, Porsche engine within the little Beetle roaring like a lion.

"... I'm attached to this car."

H U B C I T Y / A M E R I C A:

May 14th, 2019 - 7:10 PM | Aristotle Rodor's Home | Downtown

"Brandy, Charles?" Tot offered, raising his own glass.

"Not tonight, Tot. Gotta keep my senses sharp. I'm still gonna be patrolling." Vic settled into the recliner, closing his eyes and falling into a state of semi-awareness.

"Hmph. I keep forgetting that you're a new man, even though it's been at least a decade."

"Not a new man. Just the same old Vic, only reformed."

"And all the better for it."

"So what'd you call me here for, Tot?"

At this, Tot hesitated. "It... It regards Max Bine. The Banshee."

The Banshee. Vic hadn't heard his name in years. "What about him? He's dead."

"... It would appear not."

At this, Vic jolted out of his state of meditation and stared at Tot, slightly ajar jaw the only sign he was surprised. "... How?"

"That, I'm not sure of," Tot replied, setting his glass of brandy down as he approached his computer. "But there have been multiple accounts by witnesses all throughout Chinatown that the Banshee is flying around at night. And, while you were busy playing conspiracy hunter, a CCTV camera recorded this."

The sounds of keys clacking and a mouse clicking eventually led to Tot's flat screen coming on, displaying the camera footage. Though rather low quality, one could make out the silhouette flying in the night. As the Question watched it, he could only thing one thing to himself...

'The Banshee flies again.'

A few moments of silence passed after the footage stopped. Without another word, Vic threw on his coat and hat, stalking out of his friend's house, his grim determination to put an end to this once and for all evident within his step.

H U B C I T Y / A M E R I C A:

May 14th, 2019 - 8:22 PM | Rooftops | Chinatown

One moment he was threatening to throw a criminal off the roof for information. The next, he was on his ass and gripping at his throbbing head. His vision was darkening, his ears pounding, and it felt like someone drove an ice pick into his skull. Needless to say, it wasn't a very pleasant experience.

Looking around the roof for what exactly caused him this pain in such a short amount of time, he saw nothing- that is, until a form began to rise from its kneeling position. Cape flowing, hood draped over head, and yellow eyes narrowed into a scowl.

'The Banshee flies again.'

The costume was the same, yet different all at once. Gone was the bright lime green, replaced by a more subtle forest green. With it went the exposed mouth, his mask covering his entire face. Still, it was unmistakably the Banshee standing before him.

"Thought I... Kicked your ass... To Kingdom Come..." Question coughed. "Back for another can o-*wheeze*-of whoopass, eh?"

"Cute that you think your taunts still affect me," Banshee replied, his once rather nasally voiced replaced by an artificially deep and guttural growl. "You've no idea how long I've been waiting for this."

What followed was easily within the top ten of the list of the most brutal beatdowns the Question had received. Not within the top five, but still good enough to rank top ten. It wasn't a very pretty scene, to say the least.

At the end of it all, the vigilante was bloodied and bruised all over.

"Mercy is a small favor that I grant you once more. Make me regret it again, and I will kill you and everyone you love." The Banshee turned to fly off... Only to find the Question's firm grip wrapped around his leg, clinging onto him in a desperate final bid.

The Banshee didn't bother with a physical attack. He simply screamed.

And with that scream, came amplification, which resulted in a piercing noise that nearly made the Question's eardrums burst. His vice grip loosened, allowing the Banshee to escape into the night. The masked lawman simply looked up at the silhouette flying away into the night sky, vision going red.

The Question released a shuddering sigh, then closed his eyes.

To Be Continued
I did a picture of a tortoise with a cannon map for Hub City in Paint. Because we needed one.





H U B C I T Y / A M E R I C A

July 13th, 2008 - 11:24 PM | Outside the Banshee's Warehouse | Warehouse District

The Banshee's warehouse was far too subtle for such a bombastic villain. Peeling silver paint on steel walls, a wooden roof that desperately needed to be retiled, and two large steel doors that were currently cracked open just a little. It blended in well, far too well, and for a moment Question was sure that he had gotten the address wrong. He expected something a little more... Gaudy.

Heading around to the side of the warehouse, Question looked for an alternative entrance. Immediately, his non-existent eyes were drawn to a ladder that lay on the ground, and a second story window up in the air. Grabbing the ladder, the vigilante lifted it and set it up against the wall. Climbing up, he was pleased to note that the ladder stopped just at the window, which he opened and climbed into.

Time to catch a nutcase.

Question crouched down and hid behind a crate, looking around the second floor. Nothing here but some more crates. How anti-climactic. Now he was sure he had the wrong address. Still, he continued on, creeping down the stairs to the first floor.

Now this was more like it. A bunch of exotic science equipment that looked like something from a chemist's wet dream, goons in identical green suits, and a death trap that looked like it was pulled from a Bond movie. And let's not forget the villain himself, the Banshee, who was... Nowhere to be found. That was strange.

Then Question heard it, the same voice he encountered just a week ago. He looked over to the source, and found a man in a similarly green suit, the only thing differentiating him from the others being his green fedora. "C'mon boys, time'sa wasting, I want this all to be set up before the night's out!" Outside of the suit, the Banshee actually looked like some normal guy. He was expecting his muscles to be bulging like they were in the suit, but really, he looked scrawny.

But no matter. Question needed to take these guys out. There was no way he could handle thirteen guys, one with super strength. He'd need to do this quietly, one at a time. Heading all the way down to the first floor, he crept towards a goon. He applied a chokehold, but the goon responded quickly, elbowing the vigilante until the both fell back onto a nearby table with a radio. The radio fell to the ground, coming to life just as Question finally knocked the man out with a punch to the temple. The sounds of the music drew the attention of the others, who looked surprised to see the vigilante there.

"Oh shit," Question said, falling into a fighting stance as the goons approached him cautiously, "I love this song!" The group readied themselves, some grabbing weapons and the rest putting their fists forward. "Do me a favor and don't go down easily."

With those words, the vigilante ran towards the group of goons, delivering a leaping kick to the chest of the nearest one. Now on top of the poor bastard, Question swung a left hook to his face to knock him out. Narrowly dodging a wild haymaker, he grabbed that goon's arm and flung him into another, rolling back to get a fair distance away from the rest.

"What, that's it? I was expecting a bit more of a challenge, but I just took out like three guys in less than ten seco- ACK!" Question's taunt was cut off by a baseball bat hitting him in the back of the head, sending him to the floor. Taking advantage of his momentary weakness, the goons surrounded him, wailing on him with all they had, one even burying a switchblade into his back.

They stopped a few moments after the Question went limp. "Did we get him?"

"Safe to say we did, yeah."

"Get the corpse out of here. We need to finish setting up."

Two goons hefted the Question off the ground, one grabbing his arms and the other his legs... Only to shout in surprise as he jumped out of their arms, attacking them in a flurry of fists and feet. Before long, they were both unconscious on the ground, and Question was standing over them looking pissed (an impressive feat considering his lack of a face).

"It'll take more than a couple of punches and a knife in the back to keep me down."

Question counted the men standing. Six. There should be seven. The Banshee was gone. No matter. He was absolutely livid. He was going to vent his frustration on these guys, and save the Banshee for the grand finale.

The goons just stood there, visibly hesitating. "What are you waiting for? Come on!"

This broke their hesitation. The rest of the fight was a blur of punches, kicks, and bats swinging. Question had fallen into 'combat mode' as he liked to call it. No plans. Just instincts. Dislocate a jaw there, break an arm here, kick a kneecap in there... Before long he stood victorious over the thugs, sweat and blood mingling into his wounds.

Yanking the switchblade out of his back and dropping it on the ground, Question looked around for the Banshee. "Ready or not, here I come."

"You won't have to look far, meddler." There he was, striding down the staircase in full costume. "Here I am."

"Hrm." Why would he bother to dress in his costume? He had powers, it wasn't like... Then it hit him. "I think I've figured you out. You don't have powers," Question gestured towards the costume, "It's an exoskeleton."

"Very good. I can fly naturally, yes..." Banshee looked at his right hand, clenching it into a fist. "... But the strength comes from the suit."

"Well that's not fair. You want a fight between us, right? Why not take off the suit and make it a contest of pure skill?"

At this, Banshee chuckled. "Because I want to see you outsmart me."

"Fair." Question rolled his shoulders back as he cracked his neck and knuckles. "Why don't we get this show on the road?"

In response, Banshee flew forward, and Question dodged his charge, instead letting the villain crash into a table full of lab equipment. He pulled himself up, looked dazed but not too hurt.

"Really? The flying brick trick? What's the fun in that?"

"QUIET, INSECT!" Banshee shouted, instead opting to run at the vigilante to deliver a punch.

"Insect? Really? That's the best you could come up with?" Question taunted, ducking under the punch and opting to throw the Banshee over his shoulders.

"I SAID!" Banshee jumped up, managing to deliver a cross punch to the Question's jaw and send the vigilante flying back. "QUIET!"

Grunting as he got up, Question continued, "What? Not a big fan of talking? That's odd, you're a big talker yourself."

Banshee didn't respond, instead moving forward to attack once more. Question sidestepped his punch, grabbing his arm and flinging him into a wooden crate which broke under the villain's weight.

"I get it. You like to talk big and make jokes out of people, but when it happens to you, you get angry. That's what happened the first time we met."

"SHUT UP!" Question dodged another impulsive attack.

"You don't like people laughing at you. Why not? I mean, running around in a ridiculous get up like that, I figured you'd have some level of self awareness."

Banshee threw a wild haymaker, which Question easily avoided.

"Just look at yourself. You're nothing but a big joke. And you're hilarious." Question began to chuckle, still avoiding and blocking attacks.

"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!"

"Hahaha! Look at you! You're getting so mad... That you forgot to cover up the big button on your suit reading 'power down'."

"Wha-" Banshee's surprised exclamation was cut off by Question punching him straight in the mouth, sending the villain to the ground. The vigilante pounced on him, delivering more vicious punches.

"Fooled you."

H U B C I T Y / A M E R I C A

May 19th, 2016 - 4:18 PM | Outside of World Wide Broadcasting | Hupert Square

And as Vic Sage exited WWB, having secured his job back, he finished remembering days long past. After Question defeated him and brought him to the police, the Banshee was locked up in Stateville Correctional Center in their new cell block for metahumans, and was killed when the bus transferring him to Blackgate crashed into a lake.

Back then, Vic rejoiced when the nutjob was announced dead, but now he wishes that the Banshee (or rather, Max Bine) was sent to a mental institution to get the help he needed. But no matter. The past is the past. There's nothing he can do to change it, no matter how much he wishes he could.

He exited the train, walking past the graffiti that sparked this trip on memory lane. And as he walked back to the hotel he was staying at, he could only think one thing:

He can change the future.

Everybody has fancy maps for their cities and I'm just sitting here wishing I could find a map for Hub City.
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