And Simple Unicycle is Deathbringer, Bringer Of Death.
"This isn't vengeance. This is death."
*heavy metal intensifies*
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STATUS: @DocTachyon that would be based I think 25 days ago
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@DocTachyon that would be based I think
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The bugs are back.
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If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
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bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.
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"This isn't vengeance. This is death."
*heavy metal intensifies*
Actually, how could we all forget about the GOAT?
I'm kidding don't hurt me
I'm kidding don't hurt me
Adaptation of an actual comic story: either the JL episode 'For The Man Who Has Everything', or the two part animated movie they did for The Dark Knight Returns.
TV show based off of comic books: that's a tough one. Either the Spectacular Spider-Man or Batman The Animated Series, aka the two most common answers when asked this question.
E: Oh shit, almost forgot Batman Beyond. Fuck BTAS and Spectacular Spider-Man, that's my favorite for the latter category.
TV show based off of comic books: that's a tough one. Either the Spectacular Spider-Man or Batman The Animated Series, aka the two most common answers when asked this question.
E: Oh shit, almost forgot Batman Beyond. Fuck BTAS and Spectacular Spider-Man, that's my favorite for the latter category.
I actually included a little homage to that scene in my first post with Frank counting how many rounds he has in his clip and how many guards are left, haha. Still, in that case he had extra clips on him; I might just throw him in a situation where all he has is one clip and he has to make each shot count.
Added the post catalogue and, while I'm at it, making it known that I've also been keeping track of Frank's body count in the CS for the last few days.
<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>
Multiple people can be nominated.
THEN I WILL ENSURE THAT MY SEX SCENE IS SO SUPERIOR PEOPLE FORGET TO NOMINATE YOURS
<Snipped quote by AndyC>
If I don't get nominated for best sex scene.
*writes sex scene with Punisher and Microchip just to steal Wraith's nomination*
<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>
Any time a woman sees this:
Boom! Pregnant.
Oh jeez I was wondering why all these women were calling me about child support.
So, a friend who shall remain nameless has told me that some of you see me as "intimidating" and don't feel like you can come to me with any questions, issues, advice, insert thing here. Don't feel like that. I'm a nice guy. Like, seriously.
Where do babies come from?
E: Also holy shit Bruce and Byrd have known each other since I was three, I feel more like a lil sprout than I usually do now, lol.
Since we're apparently sharing our plans (nix the spoilers), I might as well toss in my two cents.
My plans for Frank, like Andy's plans for Superman, are a bit fast and loose. Right now all I've really got planned is that Silvio Manfredi is the boss of the two guys who killed Frank's family (thanks to Henry for suggesting it btw), Frank wants to topple his organization and then kill him, and so he's gotta get into gunfights with Manfredi's mooks along the way.
I do know that I want the last action-y post of this first year to be a high intensity shootout that pays homage to either the mansion shootout from A Better Tomorrow II, the church shootout from the Killer, or the airport terminal shootout from Max Payne 3. Not to mention that I have a neat (if underdeveloped) idea for a spin on this universe's version of Silvermane (that I should probably run by Henry to see if he has any similar plans or not).
So basically, I have the basic idea for the ending in my head, and I'm just figuring out what happens on the way to that ending as I go along. Of course, Henry and I, playing two of New York's resident heroes (though that term is a bit flexible when it comes to Frank), have a crossover lined up as well.
My plans for Frank, like Andy's plans for Superman, are a bit fast and loose. Right now all I've really got planned is that Silvio Manfredi is the boss of the two guys who killed Frank's family (thanks to Henry for suggesting it btw), Frank wants to topple his organization and then kill him, and so he's gotta get into gunfights with Manfredi's mooks along the way.
I do know that I want the last action-y post of this first year to be a high intensity shootout that pays homage to either the mansion shootout from A Better Tomorrow II, the church shootout from the Killer, or the airport terminal shootout from Max Payne 3. Not to mention that I have a neat (if underdeveloped) idea for a spin on this universe's version of Silvermane (that I should probably run by Henry to see if he has any similar plans or not).
So basically, I have the basic idea for the ending in my head, and I'm just figuring out what happens on the way to that ending as I go along. Of course, Henry and I, playing two of New York's resident heroes (though that term is a bit flexible when it comes to Frank), have a crossover lined up as well.
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