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Recent Statuses

6 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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6 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




Most Recent Posts

Every time someone mentions the Punisher, I feel increasingly territorial and consider writing a new Chow Yun-Castle sheet. Just saying.
We're reaching posting levels that we haven't had in months.


Keep up the good work, peeps. I'm proud of y'all.
Damn, so close.
Wait, it does?

Uhhhhhh...

MY POSTS SUCK! I CAN'T WRITE GOOD ANYMORE! PLEASE BERATE MY STORYTELLING CAPABILITIES!
I like your Luther post...


We get it, you have trash taste.

And so do I because I liked it too whoops
For once, I stuck to my promise.

Blade's back, bitches.

Even if this post was completely devoid of action.


I've been putting this RP off too much. I'm gonna get a post up tonight, or failing that, tomorrow. If I don't, assume I'm dead, and make sure that Blade died as he lived: stylishly.
I want to try and keep on the look out to see if this is a trap of some kind. So uh, would that be a perception check or...?

EDIT: To clarify, I wanna look around and try to spot any monsters that may be out of sight.
Oh shit, I was in that game you linked. I don't have the time to join, but I wish you luck and hope the game goes strong.
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