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ALRIGHT DAMMIT, I POSTED FIRST! ARE YOU PEOPLE HAPPY NOW, HUH?!?!?!?!!!!!???? WELL, ARE YOU!?!?!?!!?!?!?
Large social gatherings were often a little hard for poor Simon, with school being one of them. Being forced to interact with other people who would inevitably become obsessed with his sexy body and large dick was nerve racking. He had to be very careful what he said or did around other people, less he accidentally charm them so much, they became willing to rape him just to taste his succulent body. It wasn't easy being a hybrid, with blood of a race of sex creatures, and one of the most sexualized beings in existence flowing through his veins...speaking of blood, e was starting to get a little hungry. Gah, no! Don't think about that now! Keep your mind off of just how delicious all the girls in the class look, and how sexy it would be for any of them to feed you.

Truly, poor Simon lived a cursed life. Trapped with such a sexy body
Kamina

When the Ditto copied Spruce, it gave Kamina a really big opening. He lunged at the now Grass Type with fire engulfing his body "Flame Charge!" As he impacted against the Transformed Ditto, something...snapped, inside of him. The dull feeling in the back of his head was quickly replaced by a surge of emotions. 'I can feel it...charging through my veins like lighting adrenaline. This feeling...I really missed it!" Manly tears of joy began to flow from his eyes very briefly. "MY FIERY SOUL HAS BEEN REKINDLED!!!" He cried out to the world. Then turning his head slightly, he addressed M "M my friend, words can not express the depths of my regret. I failed you. You should have been able to rely on me...but I failed you. Had I been stronger, you wouldn't still be suffering like this. Well never again! Next time, I will get through! I will never fail a friend in the same way that I failed you!!!"

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Tini

Tini gave a cute little salute with the tip of his tail (SQUEEEE! So huggable!) before getting to work "Fairy Wind!" he blew his wonderfully minty attack at the insane Pokemon. With them as weakened as they were, his attack was the final nail in the coffin that sent them all to the ground. "Alright! Now that that's finished-" he readied his trusty frying pan "-let the healing begin!" Tini suddenly screamed like a mad man before leaping at the pile of downed Pokemon and smacking them all on the head with his tool of minty justice "HEALLLLLLLL! Be healed darn you!!!!" He cried out as he gave them all cun-I mean, 'healed' them...yeah, that's what I meant.
Gotta be honest; I'm too intimidated to go first. Part of me is still trying to handle this like bucket of super volatile nitroglycerin
Because they were considered outlaws, pirates didn't often advertise their presence somewhere ahead of time for their own safety. So for them to do just that meant that they had to have a really good reason. They wanted people to come and watch...although what they wanted them to watch was anyone's guess. Jonathan wasn't able to stay away. He just had to know what they wanted badly to risk getting into a fight with the navy. So he found himself at the place where the meeting was said to take place. It was a little overwhelming (but no really surprising) just how many people had arrived here. Jonathan couldn't remember the last time he had seen Loguetown so packed. It was hard to believe that the navy wasn't here to stop this yet. 'Then again...they might be after all. Who says that marines always have to wear those uniforms all the time. Without that outfit, they look just like everyone else. So who can say if any of them are really here or not' he thought to himself
I'm also still here
Updated my CS
Before the training montage can truly begin, you have one trial to surpass; calming down a cat boy who had his fish stolen. Since no one decided to address his anger at the loss of his fish...I decided to escalate his anger, because fuck the police
Koneko
While everyone was busy talking about the tournament, Koneko was busy being mad about someone eating his fish "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!" He exploded. In his anger, he formed chakra claws on his hand and used it to slice the fridge to shreds. "My fish...which one of you bastards ate my fish nyan!!!!????" He asked, his voice starting out deathly quiet before erupting into a yell. "You all knew it was mine, you had to!!!! I carved my name all over it nyan!!!!!" Strangely enough, all of the hairs on Koneko's body stood straight up, as if every one of them had an erection (somebody was going to say it, I'm just beating them to the punch). "That was my fishy nyan!!!! I was going to eat it, and it was going to be delicious nyan!!!"
I think the reason no one has is because there wasn't a place for it in the CS skeleton
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