Recent Statuses

25 days ago
Current Know that you’re beautiful and appreciated, always. ❤️
29 days ago
To whoever reported Lord Wraith for actually wanting to make RPG a better place and campaigning as a mod: eat my entire ass and fuck off.
1 mo ago
It's not the length of the post, it's what you do with it (:
2 mos ago
Is it weird how saying sentences backwards are just backwards sentences saying how weird it is?
2 mos ago
Rolelayers: *makes a character with little to no weaknesses, basically the 2nd coming of Christ* - Also Roleplayers: “What do you mean you don’t accept my CS?! >:( ”


Hey, I'm Chai, like the tea. Welcome to my profile here on RPG.

Maybe you thought it was going to be yet another boring profile with the same basic shit as everyone else. You know exactly what I'm talking about– really bad graphics, a few quotes from people that don't matter, and a list of people that like and validate my online presence. Perhaps you'll find a pile of YouTube links below, video after video that makes me feel aesthetic and cultured, but you won't watch them anyway.

Maybe you're a GM or a fellow roleplayer that wants to vet me for your roleplay. If that's the case, all you need to know is this: I'm pretentious about my coffee and likely my roleplaying, too. All you're going to find in my post history are pretty things and probably some writing that I may or may not be proud of.

Also, I like being a saucy little shit. Lol.
If you want to chat, just hit me up with a PM to say hello!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my section in the HIGH advanced section, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the free section, and I have over 3000000 confirmed word counts. I am trained in elitist warfare and I’m the top writer in the entire roleplayerguild player base. You are nothing to me but just another free rper. I will wipe you the fuck out with pretentiousness the likes of which has never been seen before on this guild, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with only writing one paragraph? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am accessing my secret network of alt accounts across the Guild and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call the casual section. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can write excessively long and rambling essays anywhere, anytime, and I can reject your CS in seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in Shakespearean literature, but I have access to the entire vocabulary of the SAT and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the guild, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “high casual” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


" The Island: A Murder Mystery " | Group Roleplay
T H E M E S :: ( modern | murder mystery | horror | psychological thriller )

Most Recent Posts

I'm sorry but I think I'm going to formally leave this RP. Thank you for the chance to participate and all the best continuing forward!

Thank you for letting me know ❤️ You’re a beautiful writer, so please feel free to pop back in if you ever have the urge to. c:
It's alive! Lol, sorry! I've just been busy with some final projects for uni. I know I owe a post for y'all, and it's been half done for a while. I just need to get my ass in gear and finish it!
Hey all, I know it's been kind of quiet, but this is still going on. (: We've just had a minor delay, and I have two presentations this week, so thank you for bearing with me <3
I know it’s been kind of quiet lately, guys, but I’ll have a post up today or tomorrow. If you have any questions about the setup or for whatever reason are stuck on a post, feel free to reach out to me. ^^
Hi! Welcome to the Guild. I like your avatar. (:

@SupersonaThat’s perfectly fine! Feel free to spew your thoughts about politics, social issues, economic state, whatever you want. I’m very lax on this stuff, and in the real world, people should be able to talk about it. I do draw the line at anything obscenely offensive, but that line is very far out. Thank you for asking, though, that was very thoughtful of you (:
Misfit for me!
Hello. I'm here, I'm in.
Let's do this.
Sorry I wasn't in a collab this time, wasn't totally sure if I should have reached out or not! I'll be reading and replying to these tomorrow, excited~

No worries, girl! It wasn't mandatory to get that second post in; I just left it open because I needed time to figure out this party situation, LOL. Looking forward to the post (:

In your next post, please indicate whether or not you take one of the glasses of champagne. Thank you (:
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