ClocktowerEchos

When Royalty Collides ~Closed~

@ClocktowerEchos hahahah I'm having Mai arrive in time to see the fireball thingy don't you worry

@ayzrules

Yayz!

Also, I remember seeing something about Mai liking hidden weapons in her shoes and umbrellas or something like that. I was wondering if you'd be interested in a little collab somewhere down the line where it accidently goes off into Zhou's foot or shin like that in the middle of a conversation. Zhou would promptly hop out limping while cursing increasingly louder as he got further away from the room as Mai just stays completely calm and collected and assure everyone that Zhou is okay, only for him to curse really loudly and maybe break something.

Just a funny shower thought

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>Put cactus on stick
>Gain new weapon
>Obtained: "Cactus Warhammer of Endearing Love +1"

When Royalty Collides ~Closed~

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I'm glad my character's mere existence can make you break into song XD

@Obscene Symphony

Totally not expecting Amun to invite his lover on a magic carpet ride or anything

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On another note, anyone want interaction with Zhou? I'm sure that Mai will probably smack him, but I just want to have some sort of plan.
And that it'd totally be like him to just walk off in the middle of a lecture.

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When a man loves a cactus
Can't keep his mind on nothing else
He'll trade his junk
For the good thing he's found

@Zurnt

One man's junk is another cactus's treasure.

When Royalty Collides ~Closed~

I just keep hearing either "Prince Ali" or "A Whole New World" whenever Amun comes up or "Prince of Egypt" comes up >.>

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I'm dying :'D

Hey, all you're really doing is adding one more prick to the cactus ;) ;)

@LoneSilverWolf

And about 15 new pricks give or take to your genitals.

1/10 IGN - Would not recommend

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>Start a romantic relationship with the cactus. Allow the cactus to love you. Love the cactus. Become ONE WITH THE FERKING CACTUS!!!!

@LoneSilverWolf

Okay, this is definatley a horrible life decision.
I know that people say anything is a dildo if you're brave enough, but this?
I don't think anything is a fleshlight if you're brave enough tho.
That shit don't work like dat yo.

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>Learn that trying to headbutt a cactus is a very bad life decision

How to end your last State of the Union Adress: Obama style

Say what you will about Obama, you just can't deny this wasn't funny though.

FetLife

You do realize that you can't have smut on a public thread right? Its in the site rules fyi.