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2 yrs ago
Current I do not "brainrot". I brainferment so my brain will become even smoother and even more potent than before in its smoothness.
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2 yrs ago
I live. I die. I live again!
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4 yrs ago
I was gone for a lot longer than I thought >.>"
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4 yrs ago
Sorry for my absence! A Volunteering position suddenly turned into a Volunteer Leadership position I was not expecting at all so things have been hectic.
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4 yrs ago
Look at you posers, having to bang dragons or sell your soul for magic when you could just play a lute for some. Anyways, here's Wonderwall. - Bards
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I just figured this way I can leave things open for the rp to develop. It's linked with a group in Nationstates so I figured it wasn't a big deal.


Its not like its going to stop developing if you move it to Nations nor is there any guarantee of development at all. But if you do decide to pursue this as a serious RP, you probably should move it to Nations.
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No, I think it's pretty absolute when it comes to you.


Might actually throw my interest in, thinking of either a Sawbones or a Commissar
@Kenny1 I hate to be that one bitch, but why is this in Casual? Seems like it would logically go to Nation even if you are playing the head of a state since you're still running a country at the end of the day. Just sayin' mate.
@Leoven Glad that at least it got a chuckle out of someone :)
Linoleum has insulted my deity; I do not trust them.


Nope, no rational needed. I will admit I sorta thought that Linoleum would go under the "convert to my faith" bond but oh well
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I think when you named your character after a type of flooring and decided to carry around a gong you tipped your hand. Wish you'd filled out at least one of your bonds instead of going the gaggle of strangers route though.

Also, don't know how you got 'Northerner in Drag' out of Zogolli, as he's neither of those things.


Well I just filled out the bonds stuff.

This is what I get while trying to write at a caffeine crash @_@
I'll fix it up in a bit
Finally posted.

If you couldn't tell by the CS, Linoleum is a bit... unhinged



hopefully it was amusing and not stupid q_q
Linoleum teetered around inside the town armory as the rest of the group did their routines and got their new toys and stuff, no doubt comparing and taking deep thoughts about each piece. In truth, Linoleum didn't quite know what he was doing here but something about 500 gold probably influenced him to be with the rest of this rag tag group of adventurers; the entire premise sounded like fun, going out in the the unknown wilderness that probably wanted him dead in no less than fifteen ways with a group of people who he didn't quite know. The gonger had heard many a tales and songs about the Wilderdeep, some he made up himself on the fly. It wasn't an uncommon sight for Linoleum to overheard some boast of how fair in someone got in before deciding that they'd leave the wildlife alone since they were feeling "merciful" or how terrifying the place is. There were more than a few foolish individuals who would say that people were overeracting about how dangers the area was only for them not to return the following night, their body added to the count of the land. Linoleum wondered if he built a house there if there would be a tax deduction since the tax man got eaten alive or something, surely it was prime real estate.

At any rate, the payment would be sufficient to pay off his debt to the local tavern after on particular rowdy performance which involves exactly 3 men having to be treated, one deaf ear, an especially heavy pot of soup and a certain goat whose name will not be mentioned. The tavern keeper banned Linoleum as he fixed up with half a dozen hole in his business's walls until that the man would be able to pay off both the damages and his bar tab which consisted in large part of special "brew" that Linoleum made on there by combining two parts ale with one part spring water, an egg and a rock. Every night he'd order one before or after his performance and drank it all down, all of it. No one bothered to ask where the rock went with the wiser ones not doing so on purpose in fear of the bard's answer.

Holding his stolen gong up to his ear and gently tapping it, he could hear its divine brassy voice speak to him on what he should take on his epic quest. No doubt the gong knew what it was saying as Linoleum thought its choices was also a fine one as he picked up up a length of wood off the floor stating it would be his new Shillelagh (ignoring the actual clubs and such lined up on a rack behind him) and dashed over to a a bag of what he presumed must have been some sort of Adventuring equipment and slung it over his bare back. It was already in the armory and they were going on an adventure so surely the bag would have related goods in it right? Its not like it was just a bag full of hedgehogs or something.

Thanking the gong for its wise words, the "bard" looked back at the rest of his troupe which currently consisted of a foreigner in silk, a tiny little midget with a spear and a pretty lady who clearly needed some sleep if her dark under eyes where anything to go by. What a wonderful crew. With his equipment all ready, Linoleum raise his gong and began to whack it harder than a dead horse signaling that they were about to go out. At least half the town sighed a breath of relief with this knowledge.
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