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2 yrs ago
Current I do not "brainrot". I brainferment so my brain will become even smoother and even more potent than before in its smoothness.
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2 yrs ago
I live. I die. I live again!
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4 yrs ago
I was gone for a lot longer than I thought >.>"
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4 yrs ago
Sorry for my absence! A Volunteering position suddenly turned into a Volunteer Leadership position I was not expecting at all so things have been hectic.
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4 yrs ago
Look at you posers, having to bang dragons or sell your soul for magic when you could just play a lute for some. Anyways, here's Wonderwall. - Bards
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@Elgappa Yup, nothing says "unity" quite like everyone else with a scrap of power trying to shank you! /s

As for the Ironbacks, here you go:


@Elgappa Is this okay?

Richness - 5 (+1 from low Military, base 5)
Military - 1 (Skulkers at the Door!)
Population - 3
Control - 3
Knowledge - 4 (+1 from low Ferocity, base 4)
Ferocity - 1 (A Rat or just a Mice)

Sub Total = 17/15

Pack Divided Weakness + 2 Points

Total 17/17
They don't misfire that often


Early blackpowder weapons are notorious for being unreliable, inaccurate and dangerous. Sure a cannon might be safer than a mortar, but its still experimental and dangerous technology that still has a fairly high chance of blowing up in your face. Hell, most early cannons where only ever used for moral damage because the sound scare the shit out of people and horses. The cannons you're thinking of are the ones from the 1700s onward where we really figured out how to properly treat and use cannons instead of pray that it would kill more of the enemy than us.

The first medieval cannons didn't even really look like tubes and more like vases instead.

they're easier to aim and move,


Not really. Yes they were lighter than mortars which we didn't figure out how to put on wheels until much later on, but early cannons even beyond the pot-de-fer where literally giant tubes of pure solid metal mounted on equally huge supports with equally massive wheels to move the damn thing. What you are thinking of most likely is horse artillery which wasn't invented and used in the 1700's. Even before horse artillery, cannons are extremely slow given the fact they're still solid chunks of metal being lugged on a heavy rig that could support their weight and the recoil which required at least two horses to pull.

Also, cannon aiming is not a simple task of "point and shoot" unless you're aiming at something massive like a wall. You'd have to load in the exact amount of powder and hope you didn't put too much causing the shot to overshoot or too little causing the ball to land below your target area. We didn't understand the concept of ballistics until at least 1531 where mathematicians began the study of it and it only saw advances one Newton came around with his idea of gravity.

tl;dr - The cannon you are claiming to have wouldn't exist in the technology level that I assumed this RP would take place in wouldn't actually exist for a comparative few hundred years. The cannons at our current technological level are crude, basic, dangerous, unreliable, heavy, slow, innaccurate and are easily out classed by more conventional artillery pieces unless you want the scare the shit out of the enemy.



So I don't have to double post, @Elgappa is my NS accepted?
@Irredeemable You might not care about crew mortality rates but you have to remember how said crew got killed in the first place: weapon malfunctions.

The crew is most likely going to die with something about their mortars misfiring or otherwise going kaput and if that happens, the mortar is also going to become warped and damaged to the point where it can't be used assuming it still in one piece to begin with. Your rats might be expendable, but your mortars and the price you pay to have them commissioned and fielded is not.
Finished NS. Their stats are as follows:

Richness - 5
Military - 1
Population - 3
Control - 4
Knowledge 4/5 (Waiting on additional Strengths/Weakness)
Faith - 2

@Irredeemable Given what I'm presuming is the current state of technology relating to gunpowder, I doubt you want to actually be using mortars unless you want to go through artillery crew on a daily basis.

Early mortars were inefficient at the best of times and extremely dangerous at the worse. The fact that the GM said most gunpowder is old, wet and in otherwise not top quality would suggest that trying to do use mortars would be exceedingly hazardous to one's health and the health of everyone in the nearby area. You're honestly better off just have a catapult or trebuchet with firebombs since at least operating a catapult won't result in the machine itself exploding half the time.
@ArisenMoon Literally if the word Bamboozle was turned into a tribe of rats.
Reposting just so I don't have to hop between threads.

@Elgappa I'm thinking of having either Hamsters or Lizards. Maybe some larger, more docile animals are okay with Rats putting howdas on their backs and carrying stuff that way.
@ElgappaSay what would be the equivalent of of a horse or a pack animal for the rats and are the crows the only ones who work as mercenaries sometimes?
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