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3 yrs ago
Current Damn, it's really been three years since I last did anything on this site, huh? ...Maybe it's time I do something about this.
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7 yrs ago
*Kicks in door* HERETICS, YOU SAY?!
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8 yrs ago
A Hailstorm.... in JULY. Thanks Canada....
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8 yrs ago
So I just finished up a long D&D session with friends. Near the end one of them may have asked if they could roll to yeet a random cat across the town... Nat fucking 20.
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8 yrs ago
A snow and ice storm that shuts down most of the city... in April. Never change Canada.
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In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Working on a catch-up post now.

EDIT: About 6 hours later and it's finally up... I'm exhausted

On another note, apologies for the double-post
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Silas Asara


As Silas had predicted, the new girl turned crimson at the mention of her careless flashing. Albeit her reaction was not nearly as comedic or dramatic as Zafi's moments earlier. Silas knew that he may have been a bit too cruel by straight up telling the new girl that she'd been exposing herself to both himself and Zafi, but he thought it was better than not telling her at all.

Besides, it's not like he would hold a girl flashing him on day one against her. It was only the first day and as far as Silas was concerned, nobody else needed to know about anything that happened here today. His laughter was only because Zafi had acted so... weirdly, it was all in good fun.

"I-I-I-I-It's not my fault, you pervert! This skirt is an uniform from my old school so the length is totally normal! Y-y-y-you're the one looking up indecently! Y-y-y-y-y-you should know not to look up in the first place!"

Or so it was until the new girl decided to try and blame Silas for her own mistakes. This girl had the NERVE to throw back insults while Silas tried to make light of the situation, so Silas decided to make a few more jokes... at her expense of course.
If you want to start throwing insults around, I've got quite a few for you...

" First, I'm not a pervert, you shoved that in my face! Secondly, unlike a certain person here at least I have enough dignity to not go around flashing people I just met." Silas said, his words dripping with spite and sarcasm with a cocky grin on his face.

Looking down into his lap, Silas found Zafi with her eyes nearly closed, slowly rising.

”Je vais bien, merci. I’m okay.”

Well that was a relief, Silas was worried that Zafi would be embarrassed beyond recognition because of the recent comedy of errors.

”Pardonnez-m –”

All of a sudden, Zafi had gotten very close, and she was staring and him with wide, azure eyes. Eyes that were deep enough to get lost in, as Silas found out. The outside world crumbled away, and for a moment the two were alone. It was nice, sure Zafi was weird but she was also a nice person.

The moment ended abruptly when Zafi shot to her feet like a rocket and started... bowing?

”Pardonnez-moi! Pardon! I was – I was – tes yeux, magnifiq – non, non! Pardon! I di’nt meaned to!”

"Um Zafi? What's up with the bowing?"

For whatever reason, Zafi had got up and began retreating with tears in her eyes. Silas stood up as well but he did not move any closer, the tear-ridden visage of Zafi was enough of a sign to convince Silas to give her some space. I didn't do that, right? She's not crying because I did something bad... right? Unsure of what had occurred and without any idea of how to proceed, Silas went ahead the only way he knew how to, up front.

"Whoa, Zafi why the tears?"

@Aiyanna@Hammerman
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Aiyanna it's nothing bad or physical, you have my word on that. But as I said a few days ago, Silas will likely blow up if more stupid stuff happens. Kanakos claims that he is a pervert sent him over the threshold.
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Aiyanna

...okay I MAY have lied. Prepare to evacuate ground Zero because Silas is about to go all out on Kanako.
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Aiyanna Nuke-mode? Nah, I think we've already seen enough WMDs today from our friendly neighbourhood headmaster. That being said, Zafi is... relatively safe, Kanako on the other hand is liable to get a scathing retort from Silas.
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Aiyanna After what you said I'm imagining this: Jordan needs to learn how to dance for some event, so Kano reluctantly agrees to teach him. During the lesson, someone walks in on them holding on to each other, and the whole 'it's not what it looks like' thing starts.


...and then the room gets aqua-nuked by an embarrassed Kano.
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Hammerman I'm sorry about going radio silent yesterday, I know you and Aiyanna are waiting for me to post. I'll get on that later today.
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Sorry if this sounds stupid, but are we supposed to meet up at the fountain for plot advancement? Or are people going there for the lols? Just want to know before I post.
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Aiyanna@Hammerman And its up! Really got to show off how much of an unintentional prick Silas can be, although I maaay have gone too far. He was just trying to make light of the whole flashing situation but I doubt Kanako will take it as such. I also decided to nix him externally venting... for now. He will likely blow up if more stupid stuff ends up happening
In Closed 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Silas Asara


As his composure returned to him, Silas was finally able to suppress the blush that had overtaken his face moments ago. He didn't know exactly what had caused it, but Silas did know that he wanted nobody else to know of it happening, two witnesses was already two too many. I swear, if either of these two try to use this as blackmail... He already had his short stature working against him, Silas didn't need anything kind of rumours floating around, on the first day no less!

Almost immediately after receiving her first answer the new girl decided it was time to play the dual roles of investigator and interrogator, delving into a mystery that was in truth, quite simple. Silas threw a glance over to Zafi as the new girl began her questioning.

"Uh, were you the one that made all that smoke, miss?"

The look on Zafi's face told Silas almost nothing, she seemed calm but was she really? In an instant the one of the girl's questions was aimed at Silas.

”Was she the one who did it?”

Dude, don't be that guy. You can't just sell Zafi out to some random chick. What if you had accidentally soaked the hallway? Wouldn't she keep your secret safe? His conscience questioned. Silas resolved to say nothing, if Zafi wanted to say something and risk more embarrassment, she could do it herself.

”I was broken. It was me – ”

Orrr... she could do that. Goddamnit Zafi, you just admitted to blowing up the hallway on day one!

”Pardonnez-moi. I did not do it. I did it. C'était un accident.”

What are you even saying right now? You can't just go from "I didn't do it" to "I did it" in one sentance! If it were possible to mentally facepalm Silas would have done so many times over the course of this conversation.

”Mon Dieu!”

Silas traced the gaze of the now thoroughly shocked Zafi to its rather unexpected source, the panties of the new girl were once again in full view at quite a close range. Zafi's reaction was priceless, first turning bright pink once more, then flopping her way into Silas's lap. Silas couldn't do anything but laugh his ass off at this comedy of errors. Once he had quelled his laughing fit enough to talk Silas looked up to where the new girl stood.

"Not sure if you've noticed but your panties have been showing this whole time. My advice? Invest in something a little less short. But hey, you do you."

Falling into another laughing fit due to the general hilarity of the situation, he looked down at the now crimson faced Zafi in his lap. Mustering his own willpower he stopped just long enough to ask her,

"How you doing down there?"

@Aiyanna@Hammerman
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