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If we don't find a GM, I might just run Fall of PLaguestone. I'm a terrible GM tho so pls no




"Good work!"

Like a flash of lightning, Ukkonen appeared behind the blue slime, his crimson eye glinting in the sunlight. With a dagger in each hand, the Rogue prepared his attack for the slime's behind... or well, the part that counts as a behind, anyway. Truthfully, Ukkonen wasn't too far away from Neres and the slime. Instead, he spent half the time observing her damage and tactics, and the rest figuring out a cool and unexpected way to enter the fray. Of course, none of this mattered for their currently mindless-looking opponent as flanking it would offer little advantage to Ukkonen in this specific situation. It was already stunned, after all. Despite this, the slime was still able to dish out an attack, which meant that Ukkonen would need to look more into what a stun does and doesn't do to mobs.

"Cunning Art: Midnight Triple Fang!"

Shouting a line from a popular Shounen that aired the previous season, Ukkonen lunged downward, embedding a dagger into the slime with a frightful Backstab before delivering two swift strikes with each of his daggers. Whether his own attacks landed or not, Ukkonen kicked away in order to leave the slime's aggro range before it could attack once again. While it might have been completely possible for Ukkonen to dish out another backstab, he didn't want to burn all his stamina at once. Plus, he needed to confirm something, and dealing too much damage to the slime at this moment may impede on his research. Performing the proper calculations in his head in correspondence to the slime's current health, Ukkonen strafed around slowly.

"Draw aggro, and stall for the cleric! I need to see that Smite for myself..."
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Class: Rogue
Level: 1

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Kalevi was already displeased at the valuable time he wasted. An hour was spent on character creation perfecting the character he would spend the rest of his time in first-person view playing. As much as Kalevi wanted to make a demonic character, one of the chat moderators mentioned that the "Darkin" race would very much be prejudiced for their appearance and origins. Because of this, Kalevi instead decided to roll a human and load up enough cosmetics so that he looks demonic. Once that was done, the process of picking a class was a simple one for Kalevi as Rogues had very high damage-per-second and attack speed. Because of their unique status within the starting class roster as a "Melee DPS", it was only natural for Kalevi to gravitate towards the class since it was the best way for him to display his established skills at VR combat. It was also the best class for ganking from what he interpreted based on their skill list. The last thing he needed to do was name his character.

Ukkonen, based off of his current screen name username, ukk0nen. Named after the Finnish God of Thunder, Kalevi decided on this name as a way to avoid the fans from his stream, who normally know him by "th0r". Of course, whoever knew enough about Finnish mythology may draw parallels to Kalevi's streaming identity, but he didn't care too much about that. As long as he was able to avoid the masses, then all is well. Worst case scenario would only be Kalevi buying himself a name-change, anyway. Security issues like these weren't too worrisome for Kalevi, after all. After taking a class in Computer Security as an elective for his major, covering his tracks to avoid getting doxxed was second nature to the gamer. He even went so far as to utilize voice-changing software on his streams and never once showed his face. As far as Kalevi was concerned, his identity was a complete enigma to the fans of his stream.

As soon as Ukkonen was in the game, he started looking through the various menus available to him, keeping track of all the features he can use as a player. From map sidebars to group and party tags, such things were important to familiarize with early on so the overall gameplay experience wouldn't drag on. He also kept mental note of the stamina costs his basic attacks and Backstab use, for future reference. Once that was done, Ukkonen was quick about equipping his starting gear, including that trashu cape he got as a "compensation" for showing up to the game during its original scheduled launch. It was gross, but it gave him a sense of pride and accomplishment wearing it. Once that was done, Ukkonen opened up his friends list, sending a friend invite to that one healer who was also looking for a group, "cherryblossomblues". Despite this, he did not send a party invite just yet, instead writing up a private message.

[ukk0nen]: WILL BE LATE TO TOWN
[ukk0nen]: GOING TO SEE HOW MUCH TROUBLE THE NOOBS ARE HAVING WITH THE MOBS

Ukkonen began to make his way to the bloodshed... or oozeshed, whichever one prefers. He made sure to follow one of the other new players- preferably one who chose the tank starter- towards the slime fields first so that he will be able to properly judge the aggro range of the mobs, if any. While studying the damage of the mobs and seeing their animations was Ukkonen's first priority, he also had more devious intentions in mind. He wished to see if stealing last hits would properly allow him to leech off XP and loot from the mobs without working too hard to kill them himself. If such a thing was possible, then leveling up in this starting zone would be easy. Even if it wasn't possible, he would at least know enough about the numbers to crunch up the most efficient way to do these first sets of quests and hopefully get himself out of this tacky starter zone...

Who even names their starter NPC 'Tu Tauri Al', anyway?
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Class: Rogue
Level: 1

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Heyo! A friend of mine and I are looking for a Game Master and a few other players to join us in trying out Pathfinder Second Edition. As far as materials go, I own all the settings books released so far as well as the Core Rulebook, and I have a few resources that could be used to help run the game. We're hoping to find someone willing to run Age of Ashes since it's an ongoing Adventure Path, but if the GM is comfortable with the system and is willing to run their own game, that works as well. Worst case scenario and depending on if college is merciful to me, I may also be willing to run Fall of Plaguestone if I'm free enough to GM myself.
It'd be the worse if she became a computer science major.


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The armored woman's sudden appearance startled Cinder, his hands moving inside his satchel through muscle memory. As the lordly horseman calmed the lady knight down however, Cinder started to relax once more. He was clutching onto something weird and grassy, though... did part of the meadow end up in his pockets? Pulling his hand out of his satchel, Cinder looked down at what he was clutching, a look of bewilderment painted on his face.

"E-eh? Fresh wheat?"

As he pondered the the reasons why this youthful vessel would carry the closed alpha stages of bread, brief memories began to flash back into Cinder's head. They were memories that did not belong to Cinder himself, but the boy that he's taken shape of? It was peculiar, to say the least. At the moment, it seems they were discussing some means to repairing these lands...

"Oh, I was raised on a farm! Field work shouldn't be too difficult for me!"

Despite being enthusiastic about helping out however, it seems that the lands themselves have their own way of remedy by means of that strange obelisk. As everyone continued to introduce themselves, Cinder stuffed the small handful of wheat back into his satchel as he did his best to remember everyone's name. They all had very unique names, too! Cinder thought his name used to be unique too, but he's not sure if his new body sported the vibrant red hair that his old one was blessed with. As he pondered just what sort of shade his newer and slightly longer locks sported, Cinder's attention was quickly drawn to Siris as he began to speak more about the peculiarities surronding his fields.

"... Ooh, ooh! Did you say beasts? I figured out what this wheat's for! If we run into something like a bear, I'm pretty sure I should be able to calm it down. That, and..."

Cinder began to adjust his satchel, once again. Hooked onto the strap were three crystalline orbs. Something in his being told him that should they indeed run into a wild animal, it would be in Cinder's very best interest to try and... throw one of these orbs at it? The boy was once again perplexed at the variety of strange objects he needed to throw at various individuals.

"Oh right, Er... Lord Siris, or just Siris? I don't suppose you know the creepy skully guy, either? If it helps, all I remember is him mentioning some sort of 'fracturing...' I hope he didn't mean us fracturing your fields." Cinder laughed innocently, scratching the back of his head as he continued to piece together the mystery of this new world.
if we're getting a thor can i play black widow
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