Cyndyr

Official Guild Crush and Gush Thread

Everyone here is my waifu, they just don't know it yet. ;)

Lol in all seriousness, I've never been in any online relationship (or really any relationship *sob*) but I've been asked out once in the past. I had to turn them down however since they were quite a deal younger than me and I didn't know them all too well. Most of the time I just badly flirt and ship people on the sidelines.

Speaking of flirt, how are all of you beautiful people doing tonight? ;)

@Fubsy

I'm doing fabulously, thank you for asking my dear. ;)

Now I want to know who you ship me or our other friends with.

Politics, because why not?

From what I know, Britain ain't doing too hot either.

@VarionusNW

2016 is the worst thing that ever happened to me and I'm from New Jersey.

Politics, because why not?

VOTE ROYALIST. MAKE AMERICA BRITAIN AGAIN.

Although really, I'm feeling the Johnson 2016 because Trump will get me killed in Syria and Hillary will get me killed in Syria and then lose the emails about it.

@TheEvanCat

I had a dream last week that Britain came back to reclaim America. Maybe it's not too late.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

So if there are three things I learned in the Army to keep awake it's:

#1: Apply Burt's Bees directly to your eyelids.
#2: Eat coffee grounds, it tastes like ass but it wakes you up.
#3: Try smokeless tobacco (not smoking, smoking is for stress while dip is for waking up.) I'd recommend Grizzly for the hard-hitting buzz, Copenhagen if you want to chill.

I guess we could do a fourth, but smearing hot sauce in your eyes isn't an appealing option. But with those tricks I managed to stay awake on three hours of sleep a night for a good week or so. Maybe five hours a night for the preceding three weeks.

@TheEvanCat

I've heard running helps too. Also the Burt's Bees one sounds more painful than the hot sauce for some reason.

Just Three Words!

Comics are confusing.

Official Guild Crush and Gush Thread

Always nice to see a little positive thoughts and I'm sure it'll be amusing seeing people getting embarrassed about having a crush on someone from the forums.

@Mag Lev

Now to lure some people in here who are willing to talk about their crush on the forum. Ah, I mean, welcome to our little party, Mag!

Dear Anonymous [Invite Only]

:O everyone else's aesthetics are better than mine

@Wade Wilson

I'm sure you both make absolutely bootiful aesthetics.

Dear Anonymous [Invite Only]

done ur gonna love my answers <3

@Wade Wilson

You made me look like a monster. ;;

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, but you are immediately in an accident that causes trauma to your hands. You now write material much slower.

I wish I had a chocolate.