EnigmatikRena is the group's tank hunter, more on her gun when we actually get into combat, and the Savlar Chemdogs are famous for stealing everything not nailed down.
Dannyrulx
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Don't. Call. Me. A. Goat.
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10 yrs ago
Obligitary 'what is love' reference. *Starts jamming along to the damn good song.*
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10 yrs ago
I think I've found the right humour level for this forum. Brutal stabbings = OK, drug references = not OK. Good to know.
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10 yrs ago
Hands up if you want a way to move PM's into different folders en masse.
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10 yrs ago
I have come to another conclusion: If someone survives the first lot of stabbings, stab them again because you really don't need a witness to your attempted murder.
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10 yrs ago
If someone survives the first lot of stabbing, stab them again because they're clearly a witch and need to be killed.
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Just a stranger in a strange land... Nah, not really. Born in SA, Moved to the UK. Warhammer 40K fanatic and devourer of sci-fi and fantasy fiction, loves 20th century history.
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10 yrs ago
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Had a post done; then my internet fucked itself seven ways to Sunday and I lost it.
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Alright; posted. @Hank, now's a real good time for some commissar awkwardness if you walk into the midst of this party...
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"Uhh, Boss, if anyone asks, the three Savlar Chemdogs with conspicuous autopistol rounds in their heads wasn't me or the boys, yeah?" Rena pulled the mouthpiece of her personal comms device closer to her mouth and hurriedly looked around at the other two troopers, all with nervous expressions on their faces. A crackle emitted from the unit, and they crowded closer, until they heard the voice of their officer come through. "I thought you guys would be too busy fucking to kill penal colony members? Anyway, nobody cares about those junkie fucks, so just get out of the area. Let the commissar find them in the morning, whatever, just get out of the area so nobody sees you, alright Rena?"
Angel sighed and put the comms unit down, before turning to back to the girl standing next to her. "Sorry, my squad gets into trouble sometimes. I don't mind bailing them out, it's just... I feel like I'm wrangling my kid again, except instead of being a year old, they're in their twenties and with las weaponry." She took another drag from the lho-stick, and was about to continue talking when she heard someone shouting.
"That's for Ash!"
"AND THIS IS FOR THAT ONE BLONDE GIT WHO'S NAME STARTED WITH 'S'!" She turned to the noise and saw the soldier who had been offering her the alcohol rations kicking... Was that an Ork head around? It was a green ball with bits of metal attached to it, and it certainly looked like it came from one of the brutes. The ball rolled towards the two, and the soldier let out a laugh, letting out three terrible jokes in quick succession, before indicating to a 'furry ally.'
Immediately, she tensed up, and switched her eye to see in infrared. She saw another figure behind the man, and her hand instinctively went to her holster, her hand resting lightly upon the grip of her bolt pistol. She carefully watched the figure, and breathed out, seeing the pointed ears of a felinid. Her hand remained near the grip of the bolt pistol, but she moved forward, retorting to the man with "Those are quite possibly the worst pickup lines I've ever heard, and I've heard quite a few!" She flexed her arm to prove her point, before taking a short run up and kicking the ball as hard as possible towards the trooper.
"THAT'S FOR ALEKSANDER!"
Angel sighed and put the comms unit down, before turning to back to the girl standing next to her. "Sorry, my squad gets into trouble sometimes. I don't mind bailing them out, it's just... I feel like I'm wrangling my kid again, except instead of being a year old, they're in their twenties and with las weaponry." She took another drag from the lho-stick, and was about to continue talking when she heard someone shouting.
"That's for Ash!"
"AND THIS IS FOR THAT ONE BLONDE GIT WHO'S NAME STARTED WITH 'S'!" She turned to the noise and saw the soldier who had been offering her the alcohol rations kicking... Was that an Ork head around? It was a green ball with bits of metal attached to it, and it certainly looked like it came from one of the brutes. The ball rolled towards the two, and the soldier let out a laugh, letting out three terrible jokes in quick succession, before indicating to a 'furry ally.'
Immediately, she tensed up, and switched her eye to see in infrared. She saw another figure behind the man, and her hand instinctively went to her holster, her hand resting lightly upon the grip of her bolt pistol. She carefully watched the figure, and breathed out, seeing the pointed ears of a felinid. Her hand remained near the grip of the bolt pistol, but she moved forward, retorting to the man with "Those are quite possibly the worst pickup lines I've ever heard, and I've heard quite a few!" She flexed her arm to prove her point, before taking a short run up and kicking the ball as hard as possible towards the trooper.
"THAT'S FOR ALEKSANDER!"
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10 yrs ago
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Necro, I can't figure out a way to properly introduce myself into your character. If you don't mind playing with yourself, then maybe you could kick the 'ball' at Me or Manatee?
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<Snipped quote by Hank>
@NecroKnight
Sounds like a victim of 'Ork Snipers'. The rest of the platoon saw it.
Angelika's old commissar died as a victim of an "Ork Ambush"
The other members of the squad were mysteriously unharmed, and there were no shell casings in the area.
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10 yrs ago
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<Snipped quote by Dannyrulx>
Actually I'm not the CC, so no need to worry about that (although I'll probably be creating one as an NPC), but you may need to hide the booze.
KILLJOY SOLDIER INCOMING!
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10 yrs ago
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Also, why does Castor hate perfume?
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10 yrs ago
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Company Commander incoming!
Eh, sure. I'll probably have a gal ready.
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