Darcel

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No business in the room and try to keep it down.

Two minutes and these two are getting quite bossy already. What's next? bend the knee and swear loyalty to this crappy coffee shop? guess so. With a careless shrug, whatever it was, Tony took the key with a nod; the simple gesture suggested acceptance rather than annoyance. Besides, he will stay here for a while, and starting an argument or even showing a glimpse of disagreement might cause unnecessary troubles. Additionally, the situation isn't that.. bad, right?

Maybe.

"I don't know what kind of business were you signaling but.. if it includes BDSM then I'm heavily into it," he leaned nearer to the counter, the nerdism smirk breaking into sight. "Y'know- Batman, Dungeons & Dragons, Star Trek and Mathematics. Now, where is my coffee?"

Turning around to meet the other girl, he added. "Don't worry, I'm a bookish type of a man too, your circumstances are quite understandable. I will be just... shhhhhh."

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<Snipped quote by Chasebloodcrest>

I watch over 72 horses and Ramrod about 16,000 acres when you include the leases and I have to bury at least three horses a year, deal with pampered boarders, instruct students, do the books, watch over 8 fulltime hands and on and on so I don't have the time to grieve a horse. I know "What a Cold Hearted bitch" but my job requires I know what I'm doing and that I remain as emotionally removed on many levels. Plus it wasn't my horses; then I might be weepy so she's good too and it's understandable

@RumikoOhara

I'm glad you're not the sensitive type.

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@Chasebloodcrest

No Doubt in your point of view but in mine I am a Fairy Princess with sparkles and such

Sorry I went radio Silent but my Boss has lost her mind, then she is grieving the loss of one of her older horses.... I wonder do Grief Councilors deal with this type as well?

Oh well she's sorted out and off to fetch a beautiful Stromboli

@RumikoOhara

That must be hard on your boss and on you too...?

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What the fuck.

The nerdy what the fuck expression

Tony literally mouthed these three words in mere breaths, accompanied with couple mutters beneath it. For a split second, he parted his lips as if trying protest, come out with an argument to settle the price a little down but to no avail, he closed that mouth shut; the slight slump of shoulders confirmed his unspoken defeat.

Whatever...

Like any typical nerd, he adjusted his glasses once more without taking his eyes off Mandy, sucked his teeth and eventually drew his black Rick and Morty wallet out of his pocket. Couple repeated calculations and he positioned the money on the counter, " And here ya go, Miss man tears drinker."

Maybe I should have kept my mouth shut...
She was busy talking with the other girl, maybe she didn't hear me.
Or maybe I should have kept my mouth shut.
Shit. Shit. Shit.
Plan. Anxiety. Plan. Anxiety.
Shit. Coffee. Shit.
Coffee

Unknowingly, he found himself pulling yet another 10 dollar bill and said: "And a cup of coffee please."

Ban the Person above you

Banned because you're breathing.

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Sorry I was wrong and I admit it; Bill wasn't pumping a spray can he was using a Ball Washer which makes the gag even better in light of the revelation

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Funny thing is all this started because I wanted to tell someone to Bark like a dog for me and remembered that is what Carl was suggesting one of the Lady Golfers do for him.

All things considered, this started out as a perverted thought and well it ended up perverted; big surprise

@RumikoOhara

And you're crazy.

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Relax nerd, this is just a coffee shop.

A middle-size wheeled suitcase on hand, Tony slung the small backpack over his shoulder and walked inside. Truth be told, he looked a little bit weary and nervous, but of course, getting kicked out the blue with no plan B and not quite enough time will surely result into chaotic stress. Regardless to that, Mister nerd carefully made his way towards the counter; hesitant step after step, similar to the walk of a new shy student through crowded highschool halls or maybe the worse. That was hard to tell.

His attention instantly captured the black-haired female.
Okay, that is normal.
Laughing out loud, busy with the laptop.
Normal, too.
And then he saw the "Man tears" mug.
Take that back. Girls these days are never normal.

Yuuup, guess this woman is the type of assignment he would rather not get involved in. Adjusting his glasses, the male cleared his throat anxiously and spoke; his hoarse voice above a whisper but decently audible, to her at least. "Hello, um.. I'm looking for a temporary room for rent, am I in the right place?"

He then dropped the suitcase and for a brief second, his eyes wandered around. One man, good thing the place wasn't packed. Less people, more relief.

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Honestly, Chase Mandy only has the Mug as a Joke, she doesn't drink male tears...she bathes in them

@RumikoOhara

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My bad, I left my laptop open. I was busy moderating and banning perverts in another roleplay application, I didn't mean to lurk.

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Tony

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"So let that be a lesson, kids who get an F in life; born with more excuses than actions. Tony says you’re doing the right thing. You’re welcome, parents."

I'm sexy slacker, and I know it.

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Agє is just an irrelevant number. Unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. (24)

History― The signs of his worst luck initiated when his mother died during his birth. Indeed, Tony was that baby with the breaking news: Congratulations, you're officially a mother. Now die.

Talk to the hand happen to be his best solitude tool midst his childhood, until he grew up into this lazy man that lives on information, strategies, plans, just simply to spend one hour of hard work and make the rest feel like a breeze. Romance or Relationships? we all know that men want two things: danger and play. For that reason Tony always wanted women videogames, as the most dangerous plaything. Risks? of course, he took the plastic off his iphone screen once. Travels? oh yes; snapchat, facebook, instagram, take your pick. Hobbies? he eats and sleeps, kinda doing great in terms of being functional human. Job? Web Programmer in a small porn industry. Tony is asexual so it's not that fun. #faithful-to-windows-and-mac. #fifty-shades-of-nerd.

Not depressed nor motivated, his own opinion is enough for him. He likes being his own person with his own nerdism style and his own toothbrush. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line, and step on a lego. Unless you're a dank meme fan, that's an exception...

The reason he ended up in this coffee shop: got kicked out by his dad, duh.