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Darcel
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Half Priest, Half Sinner.
STATUS: "Let them eat drugs." – Marie Antoinette, upon discovering Twitter's comment section. 8 mos ago
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"Let them eat drugs." – Marie Antoinette, upon discovering Twitter's comment section.
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2 yrs ago
"May all your delulu becomes trululu in 2024."
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6 yrs ago
"Grandad, tell us more about the 2020 Toilet Paper Famine."
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6 yrs ago
Me, taking a shot everytime I hear the word "destiny" in the Witcher series: "Hmmm, fuck."
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7 yrs ago
Before cofee: "I hate you." After coffee: "I feel good about hating you."
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"You forgot to clear your browsing history."
"Hi, I'm your neighbour and I just came here to tell you that your wife successfully unlocked your phone."
Welcome to the family.
Black-haired squirt.
Welcome.
But, getting to my point: Think about Anastasia, plain at best and dull and stupid at worst.
[@Odin]
Stuff like that works for the same reason Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey were so popular.
Fifty shades was so popular because Christian is rich and handsome. Remove that and what's left is a seriously screwed up man who essentially has sex and beats women that resembles his dead prostitute mother, and the leftovers of Anastasia's diary:
I blush. I gasp. He touches me down there.
I gasp again. He gasps. We both gasp now.
I refer to my genitals as "down there" few times more.
I blush again. Sorry, I mean I "flush" some more.
I bite my lip. He gasps. More lip biting.
More blushing/flushing. Still more gasping.
The end.
I gasp again. He gasps. We both gasp now.
I refer to my genitals as "down there" few times more.
I blush again. Sorry, I mean I "flush" some more.
I bite my lip. He gasps. More lip biting.
More blushing/flushing. Still more gasping.
The end.
I just hope this isn't some sort of harem when, ahem:
Girl: "Hey, can you please pass me the salt?"
Boy: "Here you go," he passed the salt.
Girl, now catastrophically blushing, in her inner thoughts: "No one has ever been this kind to me while passing the salt... W-what are these feelings... ? I think... I'm um... in love."
Girl: "Hey, can you please pass me the salt?"
Boy: "Here you go," he passed the salt.
Girl, now catastrophically blushing, in her inner thoughts: "No one has ever been this kind to me while passing the salt... W-what are these feelings... ? I think... I'm um... in love."
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