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5 yrs ago
I like how it's an option to pm yourself.
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5 yrs ago
I need a vacation...
5 yrs ago
Is this just the week of weirdness? Or is it just me?
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5 yrs ago
My dog died.
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5 yrs ago
*Turns with uninterested look* Just give them what they want, they're like Slaanesh. They'll get bored with it quick.

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Meanwhile, at the edges of the forest...

"Boo-bop-bin-diddy, boo-bop-bin di-de-le! Sin-eh?"
A horned figure sat in a chair on a porch. He looked up the small gravel and dirt road that led to the main road from the city. Faint lights could be seen. The horned figure's eyes glowed, before a green flash. Now an old man sat in it's place. He had a banjo in hand and bottle of whiskey next to his chair. He kept playing his banjo for a bit while watching the lights come closer. "I'ma wonderin' who's a comin', but I hope it's not a dozen!"
Soon a decent sized black van drove up the driveway. It got close then abruptly stopped some twenty feet from the cabin. The vehicle did not turn off as he was expecting, but the old man shrugged it off. He went back to playing, assuming they took a wrong turn. "She'll be comin' down the mountain when she comes, she'll be comin' down the mountain when she comes!" He continued even after a young man with a 5-o'clock shadow walked up to him from the passenger side. He had scraggly black hair and tan skin, but it was obviously fake tan. His face took on a smug grimace. He stopped at the porch. "Hey hill-billy! Do you got a minute?"
The old man inhaled. "Yes I do for anyone even you." The man obviously didn't see the insult in that. "Two things; one, could you lead us to some ruins in the forest, and two, can you stop singing? It's very annoying." "No I can't, wish I could, 'cause a witch put a curse on me 37 years ago! Now I gotta' sing everything I say." The man looked at him skeptically. "Yeah whatever. And the ruins?" Japeth looked at him almost skeptically. "Well you came to the right guy! And me' names Japeth!" and he stood up and walked past his house, motioning for the man to follow him.
@Letmehaveone2


I'm an idiot
I'll post tomorrow night. Got a day of spending time with my girl. And she wom't take no for an answer. Just my luck on my day off.
@ShiningSector
Ducaelia laughed before pressing a button on her tool. A ear-piercing sound eminated from the comms of the horseman's men. She activated her cloak while speaking in a cocky manner. "Come and get it boys~!" and she was gone. Using the chaos of her hacking, she sprinted around the brutes and mowed down the gunner thugs quickly with her ion stingers. Her cloak ended, and the brutish thugs had turn their comms completely off. One even ripped it off him.
Ducaelia, in her usual manner, got in a sultry stance. "Oh, did that hurt? Does the baby need a kissy on their booboo?" The thugs rushed at her, angered at the underhand tatics and insults. Ducaelia activated her shield before they were upon her, and flanked around them. She played defense till the symbol she saw lit up like a traffic light. She produced a smily face icon on her shield, confusing them before deactivating the shield entirely. And she jumped back and waved as her cloak activated.
The two thugs were beyond angry. "Come out ya' sack of bolts! Fight us!" And that was the last thing he said as claws pierced his jugular before ripping sideways, not beheading him, but definitely killing him. The other one swung wildly aroumd his comrade's copse, but to no avail. Ducaelia's cloak ended and she was behind him, arms raised to fire. "Say hi to your god for me!" The thug turned, and when he saw her fully, she unloaded a charge worth of shots. She looked at him befotr walking away to another objective.
Sorry for not postin' when I said. Somethin' came up.
Ducaelia walked to Cyne once comms were through. It seems i got a lot more to deal with. She had heard the arrivals, and her own map showed a strong new energy signature. She had to finish this contract.
She gestured to Cyne to come on, and she started towards the enemy operations.
@ShiningSector
Tonight for me
<Snipped quote by The Fated Fallen>

Of course! Thank you.
And I can't wait to see it.
We're gonna have a fun ride on Mrs. Fizzle's heresy train.


Must release dramatic carnage. I will wait.
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