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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

In wtf ocean eggs 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
idlehands said
Damn...Derv, I didn't think you had it in you to make fun of the OP like that.


Shocking accusation! I would never.

I just recognize that he may or may not have looked like a seal to certain aquatic apex predators.
idlehands said
Quit being so Canadian, Derv. Yes, this thread has worn out it's welcome. You had your fun, get out.


I'm sorry.

Eh.
In wtf ocean eggs 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Blitzkrieg said
At least us human don't have the risk of mothers eating their newborns.I hope.


Where do you think baby back ribs come from?
In wtf ocean eggs 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
idlehands said
Just swimming around in circles until they die.


Bleeding out all the while from shark related handicaps. Kind of like half of all wheelchair-bound people. Shark attacks, one and all!
Oh fuck me, I'm dying over here.
Blitzkrieg said
You mean Pie-rape?That little shit.


Quite so. That thing can kindly go fuck itself.

Larfleeze said
Why has everyone became mean to me all of a sudden?


Hey. I'm being nice. You aren't nearly as bad as some of the things that have haunted these parts.
Blitzkrieg said
LOL GUIZE I MADE A THREAD ABOUT REPTILIANS!IM SO RANDOM. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEM I LIKE PIE.


N-no! Don't say the dirty P word, or you'll summon the Beast.
Blitzkrieg said
I did take a peek at 1x1 int checks, it was pretty gruesome.-One guy was looking for violent females only.-Another wanted to specify several times that he was "OK with anything taboo".-And lastly, a 22 year old woman purely interested in things that "society usually frowns upon.".


The One on One is Dark and Full of Perverts.
Blitzkrieg said
He went,Balls Deep.


YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!
Larfleeze said
:c Gee Willikers


You couldn't have had a better retort. I chortled.
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