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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

Epiphany said
ur so fukin rite, m8


lez go, br0. l0l0l i fite ya
Kill Bones said
Ohgodthatvideo


The Nexerus said
*siteA porn sight would be just an image containing porn. A porn site is a website that contains multiple images (or videos, stories and what have you) that are pornographic.I've never seen 'site' and 'sight' being used in place of each other before anywhere outside of YouTube comments.


Must be great that you're so preoccupied by what people write on the internet that you have to comment on every little thing that's a slip up. Good job hero, the world is a better place because of your vanity. I don't know what the forum would have done if you didn't point out I used the wrong word that absolutely nobody else seemed to be bothered by. I sincerely appreciate the efforts you make to ensure the survival of the English language, which in the dark age of the Internet, needs a champion such as yourself to staunchly defend its proper usage. It's a good thing you caught it, otherwise I would have slipped down a dangerous slope o impraper spelin + gramer n kot knew what 2 do abaot it.

nao go fuk yurs3lf wit rak ploz lololnoob totally pwnd
It's Tumblr. It's bound to happen. It's a porn sight for people who are too proud to admit they look at porn.
Vanq said
I'm making Derv regret letting Rena come back.Or writing a post with him.Not sure if those are mutually exclusive.


I'll get to replying to that sooner or later. Hit a bit of a wall for writing anything today. :/
In RWBY 12 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Too over the top to be remotely enjoyable.
I'm trying to get a post out, for some reason I'm having a hell of a hard time writing lately. I hate being in a part of the game where everyone's waiting on me to move them along. >.<
Slingshot said
Dervish, is that a Demonata reference?


A what?
In Corsets 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Taaj said
Corsets are amazingly sexifying. Wore a few in some shows I did back in high school, and I had to wear one in a class I took on historical social dance.Fun fact: Corsets were worn by women long after men ditched them (yes, men wore them, too) because women were "so ill-formed by God that they cannot stand up straight without them"


What?

I thought that was true.

The woes of being a displaced 1600s time traveler.
First Name: Fernando
Age: 58
Location: Zimbabwe
Job: Executioner/ Janitor
Favorite Color: Black. Like my soul.
Hobbies: Cutting off traitor's heads, ejaculating fire, cleaning neglected washrooms, breast feeding honey badgers.
Sports: Knitting.
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