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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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In Fucking Yay! 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Overwatch said
it's cool. I can take anything but apathy.


meh

Nicely done! I always found that period leading up to asking somebody out and then finally doing it one of the most memorable things I've experienced. You don't need money to have fun, so don't worry! Best of luck moving forward.
Larfleeze said
Isn't everyone technically a fetus?


I'm a golem, actually.
idlehands said
I'll never understand these vegans and fruititarians or w/e they call themselves who thing this is a natural diet. It is not natural. Humans are omnivores, we're predators. Look we have binocular vision and teeth designed for consumption of both meat and plants. Do you think we made fire to roast an ear of corn?


But idle! We're intelligent, empathetic people! We can't hurt our wiwwle forest friends! Meat is not only murder, but we say it's super bad for you to justify our life choices while condemning yours!

In other news, I have slow cooker BBQ pork ribs waiting for me when I get home. That'll do, pig. That'll do.
The ones who are like, "Drink less water! It's better for you!" Hurt my head.
The WMD idea might actually slot nicely into something we already established! The Blue Suns had possession of this nerve gas of sorts that they purchased off of the turian Seperatists on Taetrus before Nova raided them and stole the gas without realizing what they had. They sold it to a black market dealer I can't recall the name of, and the turians decided to track it and see where it all ends up for future raids. The Blood Pack could potentially be a prospective buyer and if Nova is offered an emergency contract to respond, it would work nicely I think, especially if the turians are straight up, which would make the Taetrus job much more appealing.
Depends on what you're most comfortable with, but if you intend on playing a lot of games, PC is generally a much better choice.
idlehands said
Hey...they were in Far Harad. They did exist.


Exactly.

That's where all the she-Ents ran off to. For the orgies.
Larfleeze said
Yay, HEIL MYSELF!




You owe it to yourself to watch this.
idlehands said
Sorry but there were no slutty shape shifting foxes in Tolkien's world.


You clearly didn't read the appendixes closely enough. They were totally in there. Along with the Ent orgies and the mythical race known as black people, perhaps the most mysterious in all Middle Earth.
Larfleeze said
LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE MASTER RACE


Oh my god, I love that movie. Gold star.
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