Dervish — Roleplayer Guild

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Old Guild Username: Dervish
Joined: 12 yrs ago
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1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago

Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.

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7 yrs ago

Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.

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7 yrs ago

Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.

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7 yrs ago

So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?

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7 yrs ago

My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances

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Bio

Lowering the site's value since January 2012.

Most Recent Posts

In It's fucking cold here → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
The Texan students are always fun to watch suffer up here.

Holy shit, dat name.

In The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep → 12 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay

WittyReference said
I dated a girl from Alberta once who was born on Victoria Day so instead of Happy Birthday I learned Land of the Silver Birch. It was dorky as hell, but there was much Boom diddy-ah da. :p

Nothing is dorky if it gets you hawt Canadian nookie.

Nyxella said
Make NZ your next target. In the past ten years, there have been better movements made on the porcelain throne than in any party thrown in the beehive.

We will annex NZ, and you guys can become our very distant and very welcome 11th province! Think of all the culture (and booze) we can share!

idlehands said
I got stopped at the Canadian border and they said since I didn't have a return bus ticket, I was a immigration risk. I said, "What? I'm a'murican damnit why would I stay here?" "We have free health care, much lower murder rates, and minimal terrorist threats." -_- Just popping in to lurk on the good times. <3 Derv

Hai idle!

It's a true fact that most of our terrorists are caught without a bus pass. You're lucky we didn't throw you to the snow beasts. :[ And those are all solid reasons for wanting to stay in Canada. We also seem to produce a lot less crazy (the bad kind) than you guys. This means less awkward moments of picking up the news paper from your driveway while your next door Klansmen is trimming the hedges in his Grand Wizard robes.

In It's fucking cold here → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Seriously, it kind of sucks when the temperature swings like 10-20 degrees in a day.

In It's fucking cold here → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

It's been floating and minus 30 Celsius for the past week here.

When it gets up to minus 18, I have to open my coat because I'm so used to the harsh temperatures.

In Doodlequest 3 → 12 yrs ago Forum: Tabletop Roleplay

1 or 2. I think it proves a good launch board that way!

As for the art, whatever works best for you!

In Has anyone called BrobyDDark stupid yet? → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Kill Bones said
AwsonAwsonLend me your earsOr eyes ratherBecause it's fucking text on a screenBut listenOr look ratherI'm about to do somethingThat I want you to respond toI am going to askA veryVeryMuchlyImportant questionThat you must look inside yourself to fully understandAnd comprehendAnd believe inOnly then will you know the truthAnd finally reach nirvanaAwsonAre you readyFor this questionI need you To close your eyesWait no don't do that because then you can't read thisClose one eyeAnd answerThisQuestion:Who gives a fuck?

omg this is my jam, man.

In The American one is a Smith & Wesson dispenser → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum

Queen Raidne said
Is it full of secret premium maple syrup? Is this like China and tea? Have you wacky Canadians been hoarding maple syrup whilst giving us foreigners the dregs and laughing at us the whole time?

We're sorry, eh. If we gave you the real stuff, you'd turn into us.

In The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep → 12 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay

Ahem [+]