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Who would surive a spam zombie outbreak.

idlehands said
Why don't they do cold?

You didn't notice he copied what I had posted almost verbatim? :P

But what he said. Dead bodies don't heat or circulate fluids, and since they don't generate heat, hello corpsicles! I'd have to deal with zombies for like 7 months, tops.

Who would surive a spam zombie outbreak.

Note to self: Bandit Toelner is going to steal my shit and my posts lol.

Who would surive a spam zombie outbreak.

mdk said
My plan is to play for the winning team. It counts as survival if you become a zombie by choice.

See, the problem with that is zombies would start rotting the minute they turn. How long before your reign of terror ends because of a prolspsed anus?

Who would surive a spam zombie outbreak.

I have guns, am comfortable in isolation, military experience, and am a fairly experienced outdoorsman.Given how central Alberta's nowhere near as populated as much of the world and zombies don't do cold or cliffs, I'd be making my way West and staking the Rockies as my holdout until the shit passed. I think my odds are better than most, but I don't kid myself that all it takes is a shitty situation to do me in. Knowing my luck, the first time I meet a group of survivors, they're going to shoot me and take my shit.

Which Spammer would win in a Fight?

We need that program they use on Deadliest Warrior to properly do this.

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mdk said
I dig these shows. Me and my roommate call them 'Earthporn.' He gets blu-rays sent in the mail and we watch them with booze and salsa. I am *always* rooting for predation. He's on the goats' side. But I usually win FUCK YEAH WOLVES

This is gold. XD

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Blitzkrieg said
Here Imagine, I will help you.Just stop trying to be a thing here, we don't like you, you aren't annoying us. You are merely making an ass of yourself.So please exit spam and go to where you belong.You can even enter through

Every time I see that thread title, I'm a 10 year old who just heard about anal sex and I start to giggle.

Stuck up Spam

Blitzkrieg said
No wine, mead.

I have a bottle of it in my fridge as we speak. For when I feel particularly Norse.

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Jerkchicken said
I wish they'd brought back Wild discovery instead of shit like Mythbusters and whatever the hell is playing on Discovery.I spent a good portion of my childhood watching deer and wildebeest being mauled by countless predators

I miss shows like Junkyard Wars (which with that title, if it was made today it would be a reality show about some fucking hicks that loot junkyards or some shit) and Robot Wars, where people just take random crap and make awesome stuff with it.

Also, fighting robots never gets old.

Stuck up Spam

I'll have a box of your finest wine.