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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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Holy shit, that last one's nearly as long as the list of things Kim Jong-Un has claimed to accomplish!

https://titanpad.com/qRByQe8dyz The Shaft and I are doing a collab. If anybody else is alive at this time of night and wants in, hop in!
Not much, but it at least gets them moving.
“Raine. A pleasure.” Randall said with a smile before returning to observe the exchange between the boy and his rescuer, curious as to what had been the cause of such a fuss. Raine produced the pouch, and handed it to the boy, who revealed it to be medicine for his sister. Randall looked away, frowning. It seemed to be a never-ending cycle for the poor, having to steal such necessary and basic things so they and their loved ones could survive. There simply wasn’t enough to go around for anyone else, and like the laws of physics, it was a constant that could never change.

He espied the well-shingled and polished glass façade of a mansion towering over the houses the next street over, regarding it as a blight. The masters of that domain probably had enough to go around to house and feed twenty families while children, sometimes literally meters from their doorstep, starved. It was a world Randall wanted to change, but no matter how many nobles he robbed how much food he shared, it amounted to throwing a stone in the water and hoping the ripples never faded.

Turning back to the boy and Raine, who were concluding their agreement. “Ah, the Caribou. Not a bad place to grab something to eat. Tell you two what, go help his sister out and I’ll keep an eye open for guards while seeing if Rosie still knows how to make a good mutton. After that, you’re on your own, I have some business to attend to.” Randall said, gesturing to the inn. “After you, little man.”
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Watching an enemy swing a warhammer at light speed while my sword barely has enough momentum to split a twig is always funny(read: Fucking annoying. QUIT CHEATING, MORROWIND)


When my khajiit looks like he's running around like a methed out bunny rabbit and I can barely tell he's poking with his spear, it's hard to get immersed.

That said, I greatly enjoy videos like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRTUReLBWHA
I honestly tried to get into Morrowind, but I can't get past the really clunky UI and controls and the animations are really janky. It's really too bad; I love old games, and I still play games like Half-Life and Red Alert 2 on a semi-regular basis.
http://imgur.com/gallery/RC7kB/new

I thought you guys would get a kick out of this. It's the events leading up to and during Morrowind if everyone were on Facebook.
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Wow, I had no idea that Crohn's affected you in that way. Though I'm glad you're not exempt from greasy foods, as I do enjoy them myself! I would be living in a total hell, if I couldn't eat what I wanted ): Yes please go to that buffet, and eat all the Chinese food for me :D As I do love that too (particularly lo mein noodles). I'm also glad that gluten is good game for you as well (: there are several people I know that suffer from Celiac's, and it's been a struggle for them to find food, until recently, gluten-free. Even when I worked in a sandwich shop, we took extra precautions for people with that food disorder, as we knew how it could upset their stomach.

I have heard of the Paleo diet, now, I'm not sure if that would work for you either in your circumstances. How long have you had Crohn's?


Baaaasically, my body thinks that parts of my digestive tract are invading pathogens and periodically declare the Blitziest of Kriegs when it thinks the affected tissues are doing some Zerg Creep all up in my small intestine. This ends of blocking off parts of my digestive tract, so the body tries to compensate by making other passages to get around that nonsense, all the while I have a large amount of infected fat that formed and is like "lololololcrushingyourguts", which is part of the reason I need the surgery. I should point out I'm at a healthy body weight and my previous medication failed, so that's probably a side effect of that thing, which the doctors flat out said they're taking me off of because they think it would have eventually out and out killed me, which tends to put a damper on anyone's day. Right now, I'm scheduling appointments with various specialists and prepping for a surgery, which will hopefully get rid of all the nasty shit without taking too much, because I really don't want to live my life with a colostomy bag.

Man, I feel bad for people with Celiac's. My dietary restrictions suck, but I've been dealing with them for nearly 10 years and I don't really miss much of the food I don't eat anymore (except for Mini Wheats, I goddamn loved Mini Wheats). Looking at the Gluten-Free menus in restaurants and seeing the abysmally small sections in grocery stores, that's the worst.
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For Christ's sake Derv! Kidding, but seriously, take it easy on yourself ): does eating Gluten-free foods help at all? I know you have Crohn's, and that people with Celiac's eat that stuff, so I don't know if that'll work. Maybe eating home-made food would be easier on the stomach as well instead of eating processed food? Or is this something that strikes you at random?


I stick with a low-fiber, low residue diet and like 90% of all the meals I eat are homemade. I was actually up to 3 meals a day (compare that to 1 the preceding 2.5 months) and had zero issues. Where I can't eat a lot of vegetables because of how high fiber they are, I make up for with vegetable juice, for instance.

The thing is I have never had a bad reaction to a small amount of icecream, and after having a busy and productive day, I figured I'd treat myself and my girlfriend for some of that sweet blizzard action. It actually came as a total surprise it put me down like it did, because as I said, never had a reaction like that before with that food. Ironically, greasy takeout food seems to be one of those things that actually goes down easy, and I am in no hurry to deny myself fried chicken and crappy value menu hamburgers if I get those cravings.

I'm also taking it as a good sign that I totally want to go get Chinese buffett right now, which means I have an appetite again after living off of Ensure, popsicles, some deli cuts, and a shitload of juice the past 3 days. I'm going to fry up some eggs for dinner and see how that goes, and maybe get some peanut butter and crackers going.

Big problem I'm facing right now is my body's immune system is neigh obliterated from the medication I'm on, so if I get hit with pain (usually caused by eating something too heavy or one of the arm-length lists of foods I need to avoid), and fortunately, gluten is totally fair game, because as fun as the idea of going on a nearly total carnivore diet would be, variety is nice.
@Frizan It certainly is. It got bad enough I was going to go to the hospital the following morning if things didn't improve.
Sorry about being AWOL friends. Turns out Dairy Queen was a terrible idea and gave me 2 days of crippling stomach pain. I'm almost back to normal, and I'll try to get back in the swing of things shortly.
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