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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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@Hellis "Superior archer? You mean there's another me roaming around? I'll buy the man a fookin' drink, I know what he likes."

As for getting in the game, we're heading into Camlorn shortly. Maybe he stumblea across one of the group when they execute their plan?
Oh shit this is happening!

I've got a post slowly coming. Anyone willing to help Faruq with his broken arm? Even if glossed over a touch?


Cedric can poke it a bit.
I'm going to start work on a Tonka post tomorrow, and if you guys can all pitch in votes for what you want to do next of what's been submitted (my post as well as the loyalty missions that were submitted), we'll get going from there!
Sometimes you really do need a break from writing. o_o; I feel much more able to write and inspired now I took some time off just to unwind from my big games.

That still sounds great! :D I love hiking, I was never a fishing kind of guy. Oh! Rattlesnakes are kinda nuts, I don't live anywhere where they live, so no venomous snakes for Dervs! And yeah, camping while raining is like ten kinds of suck. You were going to camp without owning a tent? XD Not a good way to learn how to pitch it. Oh nice! I think the last fish I caught was a rainbow trout, about ten inches? Biggest thing I ever caught.

Hahaha! Best way to deal with room mates like that is make it plainly obvious you're listening in and just yell shit like, "OH YEAH, DON'T FUCKING STOP! I'M GETTING THERE!" or whatever, make them really aware there's suddenly a crowd, and having an annoying third party tends to take most people out of the mood. :'D And yeah, small dogs have a contract with Satan to bark at literally every fucking thing in the universe. I hate them so much. I don't know why people find them appealing, at all. You want a small animal? Get a rabbit or a cat. Dogs need to weight at least 40-50 pounds, otherwise they're glorified sewer rats.

Oh nice! And nope, I don't think we have Forester's up here. o.o
Yay! I posted or whatever. Sorry about the wait, guys!
Centaurs were not something Cedric had encountered very often around Rivenspire, and it was always at a distance, well away from one another. Seeing a group such as this acting as a raiding party, for reasons Cedric could only guess at, was somewhat jarring. Still, he reckoned that there were two sets of vital organs, or the usual targets were worth aiming for; behind the front legs or in the human upper torso. Stepping out into the street, Cedric joined the fight, bow drawn.

His companions were regrouping as the skirmish unfolded with various degrees of success. Cedric was just in time to see Faruq’s arm become mangled from the full on strike of one of the centaur’s cudgel, which struck with inhuman force against his shield, and Fiona was dealing with an arrow pierced into her abdomen. The entire scene was chaos, and this was not going the way Cedric had imagined the first couple of days of traveling going. Predictably, Maulakanth was nowhere to be seen in the fight, ineffective with his dependency on strength potions. It was moments like this the big green orc would have been valuable in his prime.

A guard screamed in surprise as an arrow skimmed his helm, startling him enough to fall on his ass as he came to terms with the fact that the arrow had not buried itself in his skull. As the centaur wheeled to fire another shot at the fallen man, Cedric loosed an arrow at the beastman’s flank, the sudden shock of the arrow burying itself in his equine ribs causing the centaur to lose his footing, lungs pierced and he collapsed on the ground in a heap. The guardsman wasted no time in rising to his feet to hack away at the centaur that nearly killed him.

Brynn began to rally the others, and Cedric didn’t argue with the follow Reachman’s take-charge disposition and the group moved as a unit, more of a mob really, through the streets of burning homes, crumpled bodies, and pissed off horsemen who were intent to cut down anyone caught in their path. One of the centaurs noticed their stealthy maneuvers and made to call to his comrades, but before he could utter a centurian grunt, Cedric loosed another arrow which buried itself through his mouth and back through the rear of his neck. The stunned looked on the centaur’s face went rigid as if his body finally realized what was happening and after a few agonizing seconds, the centaur collapsed to the ground.

When they arrived at the stables, which was already a tense situation giving that thundering hooves that evening meant the threat of very real death, but the group worked quickly in securing mounts. Cedric picked a strong looking one, white with black spots not unlike a cow’s, and quickly mounted a saddle to the creature and helped the others do the same. He stroked his horse’s long and proud neck reassuringly and soon, he was mounted and joining the others in their procession to get the fuck out of King’s Guard. Cedric took up the rear, confident in his riding ability and his ability to fire a bow even from horseback. There’d been a number of times he’d ridden in his youth, and while his father and him never owned a horse, they borrowed one on occasion to help move supplies. Riding was a necessity, even if it wasn’t something bred into him like a knight.

Brynn’s continued plan gave Cedric pause. Normally, he frowned upon thieving, but at this point, he wasn’t above doing whatever it took to get out of town alive. Before Brynn went to pound on the door, Cedric rode astride of Brynn before he approached the house and grabbed him by the sleeve. ”Don’t hurt them, you hear me? Do what you must, but leave them in the state you found them.” he pleaded, although there was a hard edge on his voice. Pulling his muffler over his mouth and nose to conceal his features and block out the acrid smoke fumes, He moved back to his position, keeping an eye out for danger, not wishing to look the people Brynn was robbing in the eyes.

When the man of the house uttered Brynn’s name, Cedric turned, suddenly interested. His companion had a reputation he knew, but out here? From the way the man looked about ready to piss himself, Cedric knew immediately Brynn had done some truly awful shit in his days. It made the Reachman more tense for how the situation would play out. Fortunately, it was resolved without bloodshed. Satisfied that at least the family parted with some coin for their forced troubles, Cedric rode away with a clear conscious and more than a lingering curiosity of exactly who the fuck Brynn really was. Even that night around the fire where words weren’t quick to anyone’s throat, Brynn’s revelation that he wanted to be a bard just made him stranger yet. He didn’t turn in for rest right away, and instead sat by the fire, trying to connect it with something peaceful and relaxing instead of a burning village they’d left behind.

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Guard Captain Renault stared down at the gathered bodies of the fallen, including a number of his guards, his fists clenched tightly within his gauntlets. King’s Guard had been ransacked under his watch, and he suspected he knew why. The logging expeditions were getting closer and closer to the forests that the centaurs had claimed, and he had wondered what had happened when one of the logging groups never returned that week as they usually did, successful or not.

It wasn’t hard to imagine their mangled bodies quartered and left for the boars and bears that shared the forests, and seeing the fruits of their labour laid out before him brought out a simmering anger that was made all the more intense when he’d discovered that the strangers in the inn had been responsible for the murder of more than a few of his guards. Pulling a rider aside, he ordered the man to deliver a message to the Camlorn garrison with the descriptions that anyone could remember to keep them from having entry in the city gates and to arrest them on sight – or kill them, it mattered little to Captain Renault.

Unfortunately, witness accounts left them with only a few details for each of them. A man with short red hair and tattoos across his face, an unnaturally huge orc, a rough red-haired warrior women among others… the captain pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration and ordered the centaur bodies, at least the horse parts, to be cut up and saved for the hounds and the truly desperate. Meat was scarce enough, and after the hard harvest, times were lean. He also really wanted to disgrace the monsters who’s nearly murdered his wife while cutting down a significant number of innocents and guards, and those bloody travelers got away unscathed. It made his blood boil.

The report that several horses were missing from the stables was simply more than Renault wanted to hear for the day. Ordering his men to search for a suitable horse for the rider, he returned to his duties, deciding who he wanted dead more.

~ ~ ~

“Say, might be that it would be worth our time to become bounty hunters if that’s what the city’s paying for…” Cedric rode closer to read the signs hanging from the corpses, dangling like macabre ornaments for the worst holiday imaginable. “Who the fook is Sev’Ahmet? I’d claw me own eye out if I looked like a manky shite, too.” he said, grinning at the crude approximation of the khajiit’s portrait.

Around the table in some grungy looking highway in that could best be described as “You must be truly desperate to come here”, Cedric was rolling around the smallest and saddest tomato he’d ever seen with the tip of the provided knife. He shook his head in disagreement with the prospect of bribing the guards. “Coin’s got to last, lad. Besides, it doesn’t guarantee any guard we pay off doesn’t immediately report our likeliness and get us all trapped. It’s like the forest; we have to get a lay of the land. Maybe one of our mages knows some illusion spells that can either let them sneak past guards or make them think they’re supposed to be there? If we could get a hold of some uniforms, we’d likely be able to walk the castle walls at night without too much scrutiny. Until we know for sure where lord cuntlips’ brother is squirrelled away, we shouldn’t do anything too bold, aye?”
Man, trying to catch up on sleep while keeping up on RP obligations is exhausting. x.x

Sorry about the slow-ass reply to the OOC!

I'm totally interested in that RP he started, it would be super fun playing a KGB spy, but I am super full on RPs. >_>; Who all signed up?

And how was camping? I want to go so bad, but I can't until I get this stupid ostomy reversed. >_o

I got like 3 hours sleep last night. New neighbours who were moving shit around at like 11:30 at night and they have one of those insufferable small yappy piece of shit dogs that barks at everything, and it's driving my dog nuts. Also, yaaaas Archer. :D What do you do for a living?

Also, you forgot about the Google Hangouts! :o
THOUGHT YOU GOT RID OF ME, N'WAH?





Here we are, Nyssa 1.1. The early access version was pretty rushed, so I actually kind of appreciated the chance to think her over a little more. It's now... much longer. Possibly even on the verge of TMI. Hopefully passing muster to sit on the reserve bench, in any case.

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Actually thought this was a pretty decent question, so I reinstalled Skyrim and assorted realism/survival mods and tried to get a level 1 destruction-only mage from Dead Crone Rock to either of the nearest Dwemer ruins in the middle of the night without dying, just to get a feel for what it was like. And it was fun.

Went over the falls every single time, too, so that's canon.


I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK ME FOREVER AND A DAY TO GET TO.

Ahem, I mean, time to put on my mean GM pants.

Off the bat, you have a wonderful way with description and I haven't even gotten past the appearance section yet. I love that Nyssa would be a beautiful woman if it weren't for the fact that she reeks of corruption and her clothing is ragged as hell. Her equipment and skills sections are both a-okay!

I greatly enjoy how her carefully laid plans to escape, built from years of studying and scribing tomes, gave her a real sense of hubris that she was way more capable than she was and her first attempt at murder, while she mentally steeled herself for it, went horribly wrong, likely because the books make it sound way easier than it is. Her escape, likewise, is all that more delightful because you played the route in the game and mentally, I was able to follow along and put myself in the situation.

Everything else was a delightful read, from her flight from the Reach to her adventures to Sentinel to the lovely Eldrich horrors that Hermy is all about. Honestly, there's nothing really to critique or suggest, other than consider reasons why she'd be tagging along with our little group when the time comes, and being prepared to show up when an opening arises.

I'll move you to the reserve roster! Awesome second go at it, I loved it. :D
Solveig, meet mast; don't forget to say hi!


Stahp making Do'Karth be all conflicted dawg.

"Yay! This one gets a seat and a chance to not drow...

Godsdamnit, Solveig, Jorwen's going to kill Do'Karth."
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