Dervish

The flu or h1n1?

It's no substitute for washing your hands properly, of course, but it's handy in a pinch. Especially since money is terrifying.

Can I just say something?

Kill Bones said
The polar bears got her

Oh.

That explains the blood curdling roar I heard when I was cutting down a tree with my beard last week.

The flu or h1n1?

deadlyfairy13 said
@DervishI hear handsanitizer is not very good for you. Something about bad germs and the good ones too I think. I still use it but not much.

It's only bad in the sense that if you kill all the germs, you don't build tolerances if you go overboard on it.

But if you think you're getting Genghis Khan Golden Horded by germs from money, why the hell not try it?

I only ever use hand sanitizer after I handle shit related to waste water at work, or other things that are full of countless billions of potential diaherria magnets.

Is it unsafe to perform Blood Magic IRL?

Darkmatter said
I've recently started telling people that if I can take the virginity of thirteen women and then sacrifice those women to Lucifer in a single ceremony I'll gain immortality. Even had a Facebook status indicating I was currently on seven, and looking for the other six.The incredible thing is people* have started believing it. *

Were they all,

The One is always watching.

Hank said
That's one the best reaction gifs I have seen in a long time.

A friend used it once in response to someone who was being a total shithead, and it alone would have gotten the point across perfectly, it's fantastic haha.

The One is always watching.

Kill Bones said
I hope the addition of the ost made up for that last godawful 5% of the game

Actually, I think it did, for me at least. I really like soundtracks to some games, and I tend not to skip a lot of the songs when they come up on my iPod, so I've gotten several hours worth out of the music.

Despite the super lackluster ending, I'm not going to let that dictate the rest of the series. As they say, it's the journey, not the destination. I don't see the point in being like those people who go on BioWare Social Network and froth at the mouth in every topic about how the ending ruined the series for them and how they will never trust BioWare again and how they deserved shit and returned their games immediately after finishing it and deleting their saved games and blah blah blah.

Besides, this made up for the ending, a hundred times over:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7OWKdfaRAg

The One is always watching.

Doivid said
Well no, spam pretty much is the place for that. But I get what you mean, brahski.

Spam is Mahz's drunken night without a condom.

The One is always watching.

Kill Bones said
Boy you best be getting your day one dlc out of my face

I got the collector's edition, it was irrelevant because Javik came wit dat shit.

Also, the OST, which is fantastic.

The One is always watching.

Kill Bones said
Has anyone ever told you that you talk like a big stupid jellyfish?

Can I just say something?

Lady Squee said
If only Sophi was here to hear you say that.

Where is she, anyways? Did she abandon us to the wasteland?