Dervish Member
Let's get volatile
STATUS: Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page. 5 yrs ago
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- Old Guild Username: Dervish
- Joined: 12 yrs ago
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Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio
Lowering the site's value since January 2012.
Most Recent Posts
Tick summed it up nicely. Basically someone says something, it becomes framework, and people go with it, adding their own flourishes to flesh out events that weren't played out.
Equip gun. Cock the pistol. Point at crotch. Hammer the trigger.
I fail to see how this is creepy.
Boy, this is going well.
Alright, you both mucked up. End of story. Move along.
Alright, you both mucked up. End of story. Move along.
Unf dat collab. Nicely done, guys.
"What about this asshole?"
"What, cranky McFisty Fucker?"
"We can't just leave him."
"Why the fuck not?"
"Because he kind of unintentionally helped us get the data we were after?"
"...Fiiiiine. Hey, McFisty Fucker, if I untie you, are you going to fist me?"
"Only if you keep calling me that."
"Great! Let's get you on the ship and then you can fill out a 30 page application form and see if you are a good fit for Nova's acapella group!"
"...dear lord, kill me."
"That's what Kassy's been saying this whole time!"
"What, cranky McFisty Fucker?"
"We can't just leave him."
"Why the fuck not?"
"Because he kind of unintentionally helped us get the data we were after?"
"...Fiiiiine. Hey, McFisty Fucker, if I untie you, are you going to fist me?"
"Only if you keep calling me that."
"Great! Let's get you on the ship and then you can fill out a 30 page application form and see if you are a good fit for Nova's acapella group!"
"...dear lord, kill me."
"That's what Kassy's been saying this whole time!"
Points for Bronn'ing it up.
Have fun!
Have fun!
I give him my well wishes in his thread saying it was his intentions, but I'll say it again. He's doing a damn awesome thing and I am sure he's going to excel at it. Plus, chicks dig a man in uniform.
Confirmed: Nyx wants the D(ervs).
Leidenschaft said
Wooo! Rum is... I don't know, fun. I couldn't think of a good rhyme. I'm glad you're here! We've all missed you something fierce, I'll have you know.Oh, boy, I must have gotten drunker on my bday than I thought. NZ is a very far place to drunkenly stumble. I can only trust I did it in style, no?And a bighueg Gracias! I'm so proud of myself. I hope senpai notices me now that I'm a good writer at College.~I owe a lot of my development as a writer to Dervs, really. I'm not even joking. Without Voice of the Sky, I probably would have lost my interest in writing and taken up something as gross and icky as, like, computer science or something. Ewwwwwww
Oh, shucks. I'm a game changer
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