Dervish

PaladinFoster, I was going through My Documents and I found this gem.

I like how instead of becoming laid back after punching his V card, he turned condenscending to virgins. It was very 'Bro, get on my level.'

Mpreg

Male preggersy is terrifying because of the options for baby to escape. Like, chest burster baby is the worst kind of baby.

How much do YOU love America?

4/10 simply because you bastards need to stop coming out with reality TV shows, they're worse for my country than Rob Ford is for Toronto.

Star Wars: Coruscant Sacked: Aftermath

It's with great reluctance that I think I'm going to withdraw from this. It was fun, but I found myself often stuck at a loss for things to write about due to the confined nature of the plot. It's of no fault of Ellri or Sunny D, it's soley on my part. I gave this an honest effort and the words just aren't coming to me anymore, which isn't fun for anybody. Thank you for letting me take part in this, the people here are absolutely fantastic! I suppose the Force just wasn't with me on this one. :/

The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep

Couple things with that last post, Volt. The first is the shield, I am not a fan of people adding things to their inventory without GM say so. I'd prefer that you waited until Soul or I describe loot and inventory in an area before making changes to your equipment. The reason being is simple, it's a slippery slope where it sets a precedent where people start feeling that they can do the same. We were already linent with the swords in Chorrol, and we established thay dwemer stuff is high-tier equipment, so randomly deciding you want new stuff, especially of that caliber and just justifying it in a time skip isn't cool. I don't want this to turn into 'And Blade killed a guy in power armour and took it for himself' or whatever. Your character is already strong, which brings me to point two.

We get that Blade is tough, but in just about every encounter he's basically unstoppable, takes no injuries, and makes everyone he fights look like a bunch of weak, half-wit Redshirts. He's not going to step into a tournament with a bunch of Alik'r warriors and other veteran fighters who have fought the dwemer more than he has and come out on top and have them just get walked all over. It doesn't make for fun reading, especially with for how bored he seems by everything because apparently he's incapable of sustaining injury. Remember in the OOC where I wrote that the goal was believable characters with lots of development and not unstoppable badasses? Blade hasn't changed, at all, since the game started and he can pretty much be defined by 'apathic badass who is unphased by everything who is emotionally static and is only driven by fighting. ' I get he's a gladiator and that's the only life he knows, but he's still a person.

Final point, the Hammerfell equipment is necessary for the Helgathe arc because it's the dwemer capital in the province and as such is the most secure. The guards aren't going to let strangely clothed, heavily armed and armoured people walk the streets unchallenged, especially since they know about the Heroes of Tamriel after Chorrol and there's uprisings in other cities. Even if that were socially acceptable, the dwemer are not going to see him with dwemer gear and think, 'he has good taste!' They're going to think, rightfully, he killed somebody for it.

You guys know how I write old Transformers cartoon reviews?

Turtlicious said
link me to your blog mate

I haven't made one, although that's an excellent idea.

Although, I'd rarely ever update it. Ain't nobody got time for that.

The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep

Bambi can only be brought down with something at least this large.

Unique character ideas.

Darkmatter said
I would RP in this

Who wouldn't?

Fascists, that's who.

You guys know how I write old Transformers cartoon reviews?

I totally need to find the episode this motherfucker's in:

The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep

Bambi was delicious.