Recent Statuses

12 days ago
Current *rawr xD*
1 like
16 days ago
This riot is getting out of control! Call in the Roof Koreans!
1 mo ago
Shrek sensually rubbed Donkey's equine buttocks before he gently whispered into his companions ear, "This is my swamp,"
2 mos ago
thank u columbus for your journey to the new world, i applaud your conviction
2 mos ago
vegas shooter was deep state mk ultra plant meant to mobilize various lemmings to ask for their rights to be taken away. stay woke.


User has no bio, yet

Most Recent Posts

In Hello! 5 days ago Forum: Introduce Yourself

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ N.A. Veeseal ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

What the fuck did you just say about me, Stranger?

* * * * * * * *

I’m not surprised to see you little bitches here. Many adventurers have traveled this way since my recent secret raids on Al-Qaeda have passed. No doubt you’ve heard about my over 300 confirmed kills here at the Guild. Some say that my gorilla warfare, bane of my targets, is slowly enveloping my secret network of spies once again. I don’t know if I believe that, but I have noticed from time to time that maggots are wiped the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. They disappear without word and without notice, hidden by the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Maybe it’s nothing. But rumors and sideways glances seems to show I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred similar "clever" comments that brought down unholy retribution. But until I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, I'll be here and so will you. You’ll find I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed force. However, I would make sure you hold your fucking tongue. But if you’re still alive before then, I’ll make sure you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

* * * * * * * *
ok :^)

UwU finally done. Let me know if I need to fix anything or if there are any mistakes.


Ueda Ryou, The Pugnacious Monk
Ueda from 上 (ue) meaning "above, top, upper" and 田 (ta) meaning "field, rice paddy", Ryou as in “涼” (ryou), meaning “cool” or “refreshing”






A cursory glance at Ryou is enough to know that he is mean and lean, with muscles to spare. He has a well toned musculature and an imposing frame, even if he is of rather average height for men of his age. In staying true to his aesthetic, Ryou prefers covering his body under a layer of what could be considered a facsimile of a monk’s garb: a funky, zig-zag patterned cloth he believes makes him look cool and stylish. Beneath his robes he wears a short pair of pants, and he prefers to walk barefoot.

Ryou carries himself with a gait that is befitting of his totem. He is energetic and bouncy, to a point where some might consider him hyperactive. He likes running, climbing, swimming, and he barely gets tired. Still, while he may not get winded easily, Ryou does have a certain problem with the musky odor all his activity entails, which can get very out of hand if he doesn’t wash himself.

He likes to keep his hair short and his face clean shaven to stave off some of the odor and grime around his head region, in addition preventing any unscrupulous opponents from getting an unfair advantage by tugging on his hair.


Ryou has been a belligerent boy since his early childhood. He loved picking fights with the other children, regardless of whether or not he could win or lose. While never part of the monastic tradition (as he is a farm boy through and through) Ryou always liked to try and imitate the monks within the nearby temple, in an effort to hone his skills as a devoted pugilist.

Ryou isn’t afraid of challenge or adversity, and always tries to face it head-on (preferably with his fists). Indeed, he is currently travelling for the sole purpose of fighting people, in the hopes that he might gain the knowledge required to be one of the top fighters in the world. While his parents called this a pipe-dream, he saw it as another goal to be achieved (which spurred him to leave home on his 21st birthday). In truth, he doesn’t much like what other people think, and often acts in the manner of a contrarian.

While playing himself up as some mysterious monk, Ryou is anything but. He doesn’t subscribe to any of the spiritualism or self-control of actual monks, on the contrary, he is quite hedonistic: searching for people to fight, eating like a pig, lounging around when he has nothing to do. Still, it does appear that his playing pretend is rather fitting, given that he does have a determined good moral character, not holding grudges or acting in a manner that would be considered mean.


Monkey’s Movement: His ability to climb, run, swim, and otherwise move freely is unparalleled. He is able to run a mile in five minutes and can cross a flowing river with relative ease. In fact, one of his favorite pastimes is swinging from the vines of trees, although nowadays they often snap under his weight. What’s more is that Ryou is rarely winded from this kind of activity, and can often go for hours on end with the same amount of vigor and energy as the second he started.

Significant Strength: With a body like his, Ryou is no stranger to using his power to his advantage. He can lift rather heavy objects without much issue. His weapon of choice is a long and hefty metal staff, similar to an aribo, which he uses whenever it is disadvantageous to rely on his fists, and he has no issue waving it around in a fight (rather competently, I might add).

Powerful Pugilism: The skill Ryou values most. He is a brawler first and foremost. He doesn’t subscribe to any style, although he does like to test out moves he might see from practitioners of the martial arts. His most devastating maneuver is his right hook, followed closely by his left side kick and left knee. His moves have been able to knock people out in one fell swoop, although sturdier opponents might be able to stand up one or two times before they finally succumb to Ryou’s barrage of blows.


A Lack of Forethought: Patience, introspection, strategy: Ryou isn’t too big on them. He likes to rush in, head-first, to face whatever is in his way, often resulting in unneeded injury or otherwise unwanted results. While this kind of behaviour can help him in certain situations, it more often bites him in the ass.

Big Ego: Ryou likes to think of himself as the best, which often creates a divide between him and others. It also causes him to bite off more than he can chew, as being the best must entail being able to do everything (so he thinks). While rather humble in victory, he cannot cope with defeat, often going into a self-destructive spiral of seclusion and gluttony for days at a time.

None Too Bright: It is no secret that Ryou didn’t get much of an education back on the farm, but his intellectual problems stem farther than that. For Ryou, slow on the uptake can be an understatement, which leads many to believe that all the fighting he’s been doing might have caused some problems when it comes to his head. Ryou tries to cope with this setback by not focusing on the complicated and keeping things basic and down-to-earth.


Prepare yourself for The Shounen Protagonist The Pugnacious Monk, Ueda Ryou

Slithers along the ground aimlessly, notices thread

O w O wats this??? how culd i hav missed such a qoot, fleshey, humey?!

Rolls into the thread

HOI THERE! WELCOME! o3o hearts and kisses to u!! kyun, kyun!

Probes flesh with my mushy cell membrane

Ooooooh wat a niec humey body! i can show u how microbes cuddle! OPAAAAAAAAAAA!

Glomps you, sucking you in through my semi-permeable membrane of the malleable outer cell layer

Ooooh very nice and tasty! (。♥‿♥。) i liek u, heehee

Rubs your fleshy, non-permeable epidermis with some rough endoplasmic reticulum

Heehee u liek? (∩_∩)

Ribosomes gather around you and lead you around the cell

Did you kno that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?? °(❛ᴗ❛)°

Notices lysosomes stirring. Suddenly, they attack!


Un-glomps you to save you from being decomposed by the big bad lysosomes. You are left feeling rather moist from the cell fluids and juices

B-Baka!!1 。゚(゚∩´﹏`∩゚)゚。 G-G-Gomen!! ๑ΘдΘ๑ im sooo sorry!!( ≧Д≦) i wil commit sudoku nao. -_- i hope u had fun tho! kyun kyun, until next tiem!! (◍•ᴗ•◍)

Hops away smiling
OOOH let me try, @Kratesis!

The nobler and more perfect a thing is, the later and slower is it in reaching maturity. Man reaches the maturity of his reasoning and mental faculties scarcely before he is eight-and-twenty; woman when she is eighteen; but hers is reason of very narrow limitations. This is why women remain children all their lives, for they always see only what is near at hand, cling to the present, take the appearance of a thing for reality, and prefer trifling matters to the most important. It is by virtue of man’s reasoning powers that he does not live in the present only, like the brute, but observes and ponders over the past and future; and from this spring discretion, care, and that anxiety which we so frequently notice in people. The advantages, as well as the disadvantages, that this entails, make woman, in consequence of her weaker reasoning powers, less of a partaker in them. Moreover, she is intellectually short-sighted, for although her intuitive understanding quickly perceives what is near to her, on the other hand her circle of vision is limited and does not embrace anything that is remote; hence everything that is absent or past, or in the future, affects women in a less degree than men. This is why they have greater inclination for extravagance, which sometimes borders on madness. Women in their hearts think that men are intended to earn money so that they may spend it, if possible during their husband’s lifetime, but at any rate after his death.

. . .

Because women in truth exist entirely for the propagation of the race, and their destiny ends here, they live more for the species than for the individual, and in their hearts take the affairs of the species more seriously than those of the individual. This gives to their whole being and character a certain frivolousness, and altogether a certain tendency which is fundamentally different from that of man; and this it is which develops that discord in married life which is so prevalent and almost the normal state.
Arthur Schopenhauer
In fact, they don't need the existing moderators at all.

Hmmmmmmmmm, that's a pretty good idea . . .
© 2007-2017
BBCode Cheatsheet