Dinh AaronMk

RPGuild's Spam Hunger Games: Summer Slaughter edition

So, before I go to work it's time to move along.



The night begins with Clocktower's execution of Broby. Truly, this is the beginning of the end! And as blood is spilled for the glory of the night, so is a Porsche Cayman at the ends of Chevy Chase who has adopted the mindset of revolutionary anarchism.

And Harambe receives a bomb. Better raise your dongers now lads.



The Cornucopia is replenished and Chevy Chase murders Tupperware with Kanye as witness to the inhumanity. Wisely the Sarlac Pit, Hunter S. Thompson and Hitler decide to not go any closer to the cornucopia so as to not anger the murderous Chevy Chase.

And probably inspired by the bloodlust in his own right Quibbles stabs Harambe in the back. You may lower your dongers.



The end of the day comes and after the show at the Cornucopia Clocktowers decides to play one-mas baseball to cool off. But somewhere far-away Quibbles continues his clutch-mode killing spree and shells Kanye with artillery; the only thing that can destroy the fortress of BroKan.

RPGuild's Spam Hunger Games: Summer Slaughter edition

The theme of this game appears to have become shipping and not summer.

RPGuild's Spam Hunger Games: Summer Slaughter edition

Good morning ladies and gentlemen. As I wake up, our contestants lay down for the night. But the games are hardly over, and with a chronic lack of shit happening, I move on.



Well, what a way to start the day! Quibbles it seems has decided to stop pussy-footing around and using that explosive ISIS gave him straight up dive-bombed a large group of tributes. The 343rd Airgroup was caught totally by surprise, being entirely destroyed by a pony who may or may not have stolen one of their airplanes to dive-bomb; he not being a pegasi at all. Likewise Varionus, Andrew WK, Klairre, and Taylor Swift got swept up in the assault and have fallen to high-explosives from above.

Probably witnessing this event, Malinda May attempts to escape the arena but dies in the process. Harambe takes the opportunity and seizes the chaos attacking Broby. But Broby is smarter than your average five-year old and not only escaped, but did not fall in the guerilla pit.

Alas, in the background Weapon XI's pre-simulation simulation wasn't 100% perfect, and he failed to account for the wild-card named Kanye West. Weapon XI is brought down with a hatchet by the rapper.



As other tributes suddenly feel inspired to start murdering each other, TubberwareBowl sits back with Snoop Dog and smokes a joint while watching some nature documentaries. Boy gotta chill somewhere and somehow dawg.



The glorious dead.

RPGuild's Spam Hunger Games: Summer Slaughter edition

I ship Kanye and Broby.

@VarionusNW

What would we call this ship?

RPGuild's Spam Hunger Games: Summer Slaughter edition

We head into night and really find no action. I fucked up somewhere in the stitching department though, that's for sure. Oh well.

Other than Kanye and Broby snuggling together, not much to comment over.



Day begins with Kanye West retreating for the shelter of home and the safety of the glowing screen of a computer to play Hearts of Iron 4. I imagine he'd play Ethiopia, but that's just me. Meanwhile outside: Andrew WK fires off his gun into the wilderness, screaming in Arabic which I imagine he just then learned.

Weapon XI seems to have given up and began deviating from the master plan he discovered at the beginning of the games. He begs Broby to kill him, but Broby is compassionate and does not. Maybe Broby is the man with the master plan here today?

Quibbles gets a free bomb from ISIS. This can't be good.

And Stephen Hawking is chosen to die, as willed by Klairre. He joins Knight Shade, who died of starvation. The arena is safer with both dead.

rip in peace

What's great too is the town has five other doughnut/coffee places.

All have better service than Dunken's.

RPGuild's Spam Hunger Games: Summer Slaughter edition

I ship Taylor Swift and Aquaman.

@VarionusNW

Aquaswift.

RPGuild's Spam Hunger Games: Summer Slaughter edition

The long march continues.

Confrontation is a part of the night with Hunter S. Thompson showing Andrew WK up by finding a cave full of craft beer. However Hitler proves the strongest in the following contest and beats all comers, forcing them from his party cave and into the deepest night. The father of Gonzo Journalism will sleep cold, alone, and sober tonight. Maybe he could seek out Andrew and share his Coors at the least?

VilageidiotX and the 343rd Airgroup get to buisiness and begin writing fiscal reforms. For what and to who: who knows. Maybe Cognress will take up their cause as well as following their pleas to declare war on Canada if they survive?



Weapon XI's plan seems to involve killing as few people as possible. Maybe this to save energy? Whatever it may be, it won't be doing him any favors in the kill-count category. Not with people like Knight Shade lurking the woods with aqua-based weaponry. Or Stephen Hawking for that matter, who kills VilageidiotX with a knife.



RIP in Pepperoni.

Taaj's dog is murdered by Hitler as well. I guess the dog just wasn't Aryan enough for him. All the same, the previous song applies in that emotionally cliche way in all the animal shelter commercials. I request Taaj make a mock commercial starring her dog in that vein now.

Kanye West kills American Symbolism with a trident, assuming the position of Most American Thing in the games for slaying the American Flag and absorbing his essence. All the while Kebab Seller dies of hypothermia with nothing amazing to his name as well as William S. Burroughs.

Brownie Bun meanwhile sun tans so long and dangerously she cooks herself through. Rest in peace, loving wife, scientist, and silly horse.



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Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

Point of No Return (Extreme Great Depression Alternate History)

@The Spectre

@Dinh AaronMk

More liberal, yes. Segregation starting to end (Very slowly, and only a few states have actual proclaimed an end) But the government went to a full republic, so they don't elect the president directly. Only they elect there governor directly, and that governor is apart of the Council. The council its self can create laws, declare war, and declares what is constitutional, or not. They also elect the president, who, can break stalemate arguments {Except for what's constitutional or not} and acts as a diplomatic figure head. He can steer the council to push for certain laws. The presidents power is extremely limited.

@deathkiller

So basically, the direct involvement of the people's voices in the electoral process of high-ranking office is removed; a privledge and power pretty well enjoyed by all demographics with power of suffrage since at least the turn of the century, if not earlier?