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Battle City: The Tale Of The Tournament

Shiden is busy with pressing irl matters but I believe he will try to post today. Sometimes life gets in the way folks, and best thing to do is... Something, something, wise words.

Objects and Force (Empty Vs. Doc)

Though his left eye was indeed missing, Gonad made up for it in countless ways. Perfect spatial awareness, heightened hearing, decades of experience, the ability to transmit senses other than sight through his visual cortex...
Ah but, he could also just turn his head. Gonad allowed Daniel to draw near to his left flank, but little else. He'd shift his weight to his left foot, bend his knees slightly, and take a rapid step in the knight's direction right before he slashed. Mayhaps Daniel had his shield in place, expecting the barbarian to block the sword with a bracer and retaliate with a strike. Nothing so crude.

It would be as Gonad twisted his upper body towards Daniel, left hand flashing out not to block the blade but grab the outer side of the shield (on the knight's left) that the thing which had been off would become apparent. Yes, the hulking man had immense strength and weight. Such that he would attempt to jerk the shield with overwhelming vehemence into the path of the slash, possibly turning Daniel's entire body off course like how a model figurine's entire body is turned when you pull an arm. Yes, he had speed, but no more than Daniel had at the moment.

No, the problem with the situation was that Gonad was also devilishly, deviously, terrifyingly smart. At the same time he tried to use the knight's own shield against him, Gonad would have also been quite particular (and subtle) about precisely where his size 24 left boot landed. Which would be upon Daniel's own left foot, intended to pin him in place and throw off his forward momentum, ruining balance and limiting defensive options. It might be easy to miss this trick, given how the knight had also the barbarian's upper body to watch.

And even if the monstrous warrior missed that, he had yet another ulterior motive. Whilst twisting to wrench the passing man's shield into the path of his blade, Gonad's gnarly right hand, easily larger than a catcher's mitt, would shortly after dart forth like a viper to slap a lightning underhanded grip upon the knight's left bicep.

Objects and Force (Empty Vs. Doc)

"Hruh... Defend rights of fish eating then, Gonad will. But after fight, share fishy with greedy Shieldy Man will Gonad do, for hungry does Shield Man look!"

The barbarian dropped his fish and raised both hands up before his jaw, Peek A Boo style. Oddly enough, however, he didn't widen or change his stance. His single eye was stern and unblinking. The summer sun glinted off the bright blue metal of his large bracers, each one probably heavy enough to lend the force of a mace to his strikes. Chances are they were as light as paperweights to him as well. Gonad would advance upon the fellow, walking right up to him to get as close as possible. It was as if he didn't even notice that the knight had a shield! There was something off, something eerie about the big warrior. Something that suggested things weren't as they seemed...

Battle City: The Tale Of The Tournament

I'm dying to see some action. And it doesn't have to be the violent kind, if you know what I mean. *Nudge, nudge, wink wink*.

Objects and Force (Empty Vs. Doc)

Gonad whirled about, on his feet in an instant with the half-eaten fish cradled protectively in his arms like precious contraband, a comical look of guilt and surprise on his mug.

"Hruh! Not fair it be for sea-meat not to be Gonad's when caught such Gonad did! Gonad share fishy with Fancy Shield Man if such Fancy Shield Man wish, gruh... But to Gonad now does such belong."

Despite the huge man's monstrous appearance, he didn't appear to be the sort of common brute that considered violence a first resort.

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@LeeRoy@MelonHead

There, nerfed his curses and made the dirtier curse descriptions more tactful.

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I'll make it so his curses are projectiles. The speed of the projectile will depend on the severity of the curse. That oughta make things fair.

Battle City: The Tale Of The Tournament

Gonad loomed upon Imogen and Nicoli, the current expression upon his grisly face most akin to that of a gentle father.

"Bwuh! After battle should Swordy Girl and Robey man become mates! Go well together can they will, Gonad can see! HRAH!! Potent would children be, like fresh yaks of Spring! Such reminds Gonad of mighty tale. LISTEN WELL!"

"Long ago, hruh... Only two yaks in existence were there. One was mighty SKY YAK, taller than clouds! Other was Puny Yak, as small as noble chicken. But much LUST did Puny Yak have for Sky Yak! Left on quest did Puny Yak, climbing up leg of honorable Sky Yak! Many days and nights did such take! But with much effort and strength did Puny Yak reach promised land! POTENT was SEED, and soon raining infant yaks it was! But so small then was world, that died did yaks when landed! For many seasons did bodies of infant yaks pile up, until true form of world was shaped! Only then, gruh, was ground high enough for yaks to land safely. Into sea did yaks go, and in air! Yaks in sea lost hair and became fish, and yaks in air grew feathers to be birds! Many land yaks changed as well, such be of where beasts come! Remember well moral of tale of Gonad!!
Much effort though does it take to find love, worth weight of world it be! HRAH!"

Don't let me drown (open for more characters)

Henry stopped in front of Dimitri after having finished his candy bar. He smacked his pudgy lips, nodded to himself, bent over, and began grunting loudly as his face turned red. A moment later he straightened back up and reached into the seat of his pants, pulling out the Milky Way bar which was now intact again. He took a bite and walked down the hall.

Don't let me drown (open for more characters)

Henry walked by, scratching his butt and eating a Milky Way.