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Call me Doc. I prefer RM, UM, or LP fights, with human or peak human hand-to-hand or swords & sandals being my speciality.
Challenge me to a match any old time!

Arena Characters: http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/87852-docs-characters-no-posting/ooc#post-3105991

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@MelonHead

I get it, and normally that would be the case when dealing with a long bodied opponent. Unlike a lizard, though, Slimy has enough raw strength and balance to stand up without needing its arms for support (though it prefers dragging itself around, since that's scarier). It can stand like how a cobra, or Medusa, stands.

It makes up for its lack of legs to gain purchase with by being a really sticky fucker too.

And I won't argue about the electro vision, I had a feeling it would be able to see right through the goo. Doesn't that mean it can't see other physical obstacles though?
@MelonHead

Who says it's the back that it's hanging over? I believe it would be mostly crouching over the front of the mech, looming over the optics since it not only slithered that way to escape the grab, but also was partially pulled by the mech itself. It's in a different position than when it used the rock. There's also a difference between laying down and sitting. When it is laying down, its main body is eight feet. When it sits, it doesn't take up too much more than half that, as long as it keeps its tail out of the way. If it were fully laying down on the mech's head, it wouldn't have the height needed to swing down its heaviest blows on the optics.

Also, two more things. In your post you said that it "flung itself back" to escape Higan's sight, however it never moved away from where it had been pulled. Also, its slime should too up what few spots of vision Higan has left.
@MelonHead

I was picturing it having been already most of the way over the mech's top by the time it extracted its head, having raised itself up beforehand to keep from being draped over the mech's back and to attack the lens (hence the line about it having lifted its tail above Higan's back). It's possible for the middle of the tail to get trapped, if Higan leans back some more.


Like this, but with the tail fully out of the way and the ass hitting the wall (it has no pelvis, so its ass has ribs like a snake).
@Cuccoruler

There's a difference between a skilled player and an overpowered character. But yeah, I understand. See ya later!

@rechonq
The rate of growth is what makes it strong. It's strategy is to hide and accumulate drones which share its consciousness, effectively making each brood an extension of its strategic fighting power. One may be weak. Ten may be weak, even a hundred or a thousand. But millions or billions or even trillions, interlocked in a titanic mass of hypnotic, cancer blasting autocannibalism...
Yeah.
Regardless, my play style is too aggressive and annoying to the GM, so I'll leave you guys to it.
@Cuccoruler

Can The Magna Pater take part in this? If so, here's the racial and character profiles.


Name of Civilization: Primeval Vampires
Leadership Style: Monarchy

Powers of race:

Unique traits: Each vampire wields the same power as the Magna Pater, minus the physical size and the ability to control others.
God or Goddess: The Magna Pater
Location: The caverns beneath Toiyabe National Forest.


@MelonHead

In my post, I was visualising Slimy as being on the mech's head rather than back, so that it wouldn't be pinned. I mentioned that its tail would have been raised above the back. Just felt like it was a good idea to check up with you on this before rolling along. Where I come from, if a misinterpretation comes along, it gets corrected I.C'ly. For example...

Me:
-Gonad threw a kick at the baboon's head as it stood.-

Opponent:
-As the monkey had never stood after ducking, were Gonad to follow through with said kick he would be left at the baboon's mercy for a punch in the nuts.-

It's sort of like autocorrect, drawing attention to a misunderstanding without having to pause the battle. Here though, I've noticed that matches look cleaner because things get settled in the background.

So, I'll give it a fling!
@Drifting Pollen

Can you drop by now and then to keep us on the straight and narrow? As you can probably tell, Melon and I make for a combustive mix.
@MelonHead

Well, that's that. Since it's the judge's decision, I concede that point. Forgiving you is a silly thing, because I never had anything against you in the first place. I'm just glad the match can continue, and I hope it's fun for all. It's a lot like a Stanley Kubrick movie, you know? The I.C battle looks neat, but behind the scenes there's chaos.
@MelonHead

The Magna Pater would have only rushed fully for freedom had the optics been destroyed. It could tell that wasn't the case. The blasted thing was still mostly in one piece. It knew now that it could not best this foe in terms of force. It already had stuck its head and shoulders through the gap in the arm to escape, and its tail had by now flicked up above the mech's back. Higan was a quick thinker, but Slimy was leagues beyond the concept of quick thought. It stopped dead, knowing that darting down the mech's front in full visibility was suicide. A bit too late though, as it had been in a hurry. It was pulled partially forwards by the arm, but stuck fast to the head of the mech with its potent adhesive slime. With a sucking noise, its slippery head would slurp free of the tightening gap in the arm, like a wedding ring being pulled off a soapy finger. Strong though the mech was, its flexibility was poor and the sleek metal could scarcely hope to contain the beast. At least, not entirely. Slimy did not escape unscathed. A large flap of its skin had been torn off from the pressure, leaving nearly the entire right half of its gaunt skull exposed. Its black, rat-like eyes bulged with veiny malignance, teeth grinding as the naked fibers of its jaw muscles twitched. Thick strings of maroon blood hung from its glistening jowls. Any longer and its head might have been crushed. In an instant, Higan smashed into the wall, the broad of it smacking into the monster's backside and cracking three of its thick ribs. Any lesser creature, perhaps a bear or a gorilla, might have even suffered a broken back or been knocked off. This one, though, was intent on having Higan be granted entry into the Guinness Book of World Records, for the feat of having the fuck-ugliest hat in existence.

The Magna Pater did not get knocked off, and it did not hesitate to slap its right paw right into the glass of the optics (both of them) a split second after they struck the wall, taking note of any preventive final moment measures the wily pilot might whip out to stop it. If it could not break them, then it would coat the glass in a layer of slime so dense, so sticky, so nasty, that not even Jay Leno's chin could scrape it off. It would slather that gunk on good and thick. It might even make the electro vision appear as a hazy blue booger fog. It could produce enough mucous to make a hagfish hurl and could slick itself free from its mount in an instant, but as it had followed through with its rock smash, so it wanted to follow through this. It kept its long tail coiling beneath itself, though for the entire length to do so, there would likely be not enough time.

The monster knew what it wanted, and if it could speak, it would lay claim to the following. It hungered for this small victory, for this partial revenge. More than it hungered for those screaming brats and their mothers, those fat f*cking c***$ it loved taking days to finish. It wanted to see this one squirm and die, squirm forever. If the best it could manage was to screw up its enemy's sight for a day, then it would take it. It would take what it could get, because later, oh yes, later...


*The stream of thought gurgles into a poisonous torrent of unspeakable profanity.*
@MelonHead

Slimy just running was getting boring, and I figured that you wouldn't underestimate my character's abilities. How wrong I was.
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And yet, how convenient it is that Higan can pick out where Slimy is all the time, even when his technology doesn't account for it? Military training is a poor excuse for Higan's first fired shot in the cave to be at Slimy. That graze would have attracted the anomaly radar. Somehow I reckon that if Slimy had been hiding inside of his bone throne, Higan would have thought it suspicious and blown it up first thing.
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Didn't I make it clear how agile Slimy is? Of course it had avoided your briefly described "warding" with just as much descriptive effort. It's a semi-bullet timer with skill that puts Spiderman to shame. It's been having anti-material rounds thrown at it throughout the entire match, and an oversized poker wielded by something with the hand speed of a human can touch it?
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Uh, so now you are trying to say I've metagamed? I won't even debate there. I'll just encourage any readers to look at what you've said and think for themselves. I honestly don't know how you can do this with a straight face, considering the whole Anomaly Radar fiasco.
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You trying to predict a victory is futile. "I could have done this, be glad I didn't do that."
Well you didn't, so it's not up for debate.

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