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Call me Doc. I prefer RM, UM, or LP fights, with human or peak human hand-to-hand or swords & sandals being my speciality.
Challenge me to a match any old time!

Arena Characters: http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/87852-docs-characters-no-posting/ooc#post-3105991

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Okay, so I'll ask everyone's permission. Whomever does not wish to risk character death, tell me.
@RumikoOhara

Lassar got back to his feet with a grunt, and pointed at Tina.

"Got a rope kid? Just tie me up top. I'll turret them dead fucks."

He looked utterly serious about being tied to the top of the vehicle like a piece of luggage. Why, that's what he did in Korea. They strapped him to an APC and drove right through those Kims. In Afghanistan it was the underside he had been acquainted with. That way as they rolled through the deserts, he was able to snag lizards and cacti to eat.

The one problem that arose from being tied to military vehicles originated from the need to take a shit. Awkward as hell to empty your bowls as the surface upon which you are attached bounces erratically with each body the wheels roll over. Like speedbump city. They had strong windshield wipers in those days though, so it usually turned out fine.
@RumikoOhara

Lassar stared blankly at the woman, not seeming to comprehend what she was saying. Then he slowly blinked twice and coughed into his hand. His body began trembling, as if his old age had finally caught up to him. He'd then fall to his knees, fingers grasping at the sky as he made clear his dilemma.

"Alzheimer's! Arthritis! Dementia! I can't bathe meself! If only a pretty young girl would help a poor old man, sufferin' for his very life, get clean."

Was that a twinkle in Lassar's eye? Yup. No doubt about it. He was a pervenstein. But then, weren't all crazy hobos? As if to compound the fact, a male zombie vagrant wearing women's swimwear began rattling the gate. It sported the bikini fairly well.
@Ruby
What's your policy on killing? Can I kill another PC, or should I ask for the user's permission first?


Yeah, because Krot and I intend on being pretty ruthless in our methods of reaching Batman. If there's a permission to kill rule, we'll likely wind up asking and being refused very, very often.
@Liliya

Gonad's hand was easily the size of a catchers mitt. Billuh'd have little way of seeing what came next. To most beings that had found themselves in this position, their next sight typically revealed itself to be the afterlife.

Gonad's right hand would be removed from Billuh's face. Only, it would have been instantly replaced by the barbarian's left fist, whose swift passing through the gnome's flailing arms would have been obscured until the last possible moment. The middle knuckle was set to just make contact with the base of Billuh's chin in order to maximize torque. The pressure placed on whatever Billuh had in place of a cervical vertebrae could be very well enough to knock something loose, should the blow land. Instant death for any biological lifeform, but Billuh perhaps had a defensive one up on creatures of meat and blood.
@LeeRoy

I have to admit, I usually just skim over the rules in most roleplays. It's a bad habit I've always had.
Donny entered the tavern just in time to see the Panda's outburst. Though startled, he wasn't caught off guard. He had seen some crazy shit this past year. Kung Fu wizards, secret agent aliens, even Batman. Batman, for fuck's sake, from those dumb comics. Now he had gone and gotten himself pulled into some sort of cosmic intersection for the deadliest entities in existence.

Oh well, Geronimo.

Donny slipped both hands into the deep pockets of his overcoat. His fighting stance. No, scratch that. As a rule of thumb, he avoided fighting. It was his killing stance. The right hand stayed put. The left withdrew a pack of cigarettes. He flicked one out and took it between his lips, and then lefty went back into hiding. He wasn't ready to light up yet. In situations like this, preparation and knowledge came first. Also, some fucking coffee.

Donny stalked silently up to the bar, all noir and shit with the brim of his fedora tilted over his eyes. He stopped at the counter and took his hat off, setting it on a stool to his left. Orange hair, sprayed back, resembled licks of subdued fire impressed down his scalp. He shrugged off the large duffel bag slung over his back, allowing it to hit the floor with a resounding thump.


"Ayuh, mightah gentleman be correct in assumin' he can get a cuppah coffah hee-yaw?"
Anyone up for a human/low tier ranked match?
@Liliya

The grenade didn't explode, and no bullet came flying for the alien as she dove for cover. Instead, a second grenade rattled on over, landing on her other side to box her in evenly between the explosives. This one had the pin pulled.

Then the bullet came. It blasted out from beneath the glare as the flashlight was raised slightly. The bullet would impact the grenade to her left as the one on her other side went off, having apparently been cooked long enough for the two detonations to coincide. Unless Noxx's shield kicked in again, she'd be reduced to a pile of organic matter suitable for filling Taco Bell burritos with.
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