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How much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck? If a woodchuck could chuck wood? Maybe that dork Sally selling seashells down by the sea shore knows...
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EDDY WALSH





CONNECTION TO VANESSA:
At first, Eddy knew her no more than any of the other schmucks he runs booze for, connected by a friend-of-a-friend or whatever other arbitrary connections get a highschooler their liquor hookup. To Eddy, she was just another smiling face mumbling pleasantries and handing him a wad of twenties in exchange for a few handles of Tito's Vodka. Eventually, booze running became idle chatter became real talks became drunken nights around Crestwood Hollow, forming inebriated half-memories with Vanessa and her friends that Eddy wouldn't trade for the world. And then, as quickly as it had started, it was gone. She was gone. Eddy finds himself spending a lot of time in the local Magic Shop lately, looking for that one secret trick, covered in cobwebs and tucked behind all the other boxes, the one thing oozing with real magic. The one trick that could cheat Death himself.

PERSONALITY:
Eddy is a trickster, a charlatan, a no-good piece of work. If you highlighted every infraction on his behavioral assessment it'd look like a goddamn Christmas tree. He doesn't mean anything by it. Really, he doesn't, but he figures that scheming John-What's-His-Face out of some pocket change never really hurt anybody, right? He always leaves them with enough for the bus fare home anyhow, and the lunch ladies would never let a kid go hungry, right?

He tries to sell a brand of disaffected youth, someone tired of the 'system' and the people that live in it. He wants to be a leather-clad cool guy riding his cherry red motorbike around the quietest, queerest parts of the Hollow, preaching the words of Jimi Hendrix and Woodie Guthrie like the word of God, mixing with older kids and street rats and showing them some nebulous truth that the world and the system are designed to get them, man.

In reality, Eddy's more of a wonderstruck goober with a two-speed bike that's been banged up a few too many times, looking for whatever little bits of magic he can squeeze out of the good old Hollow. He's always looking for some new trick or a new angle, something he can say or an illusion he can pull with his hands that'll make somebody's eyes light up. Maybe something about this same-old town that'll make his eyes light up, too. In some part of his heart, he believes that there's real magic out there. Something ephemeral that flows through all the out of the way, reedy creeks in the world, and in kid's hearts when they see something that honestly and truly fools them.

In Eddy's mind, real connections are for rubes and lovesick idiots. They're avenues for people to make you buy whatever they're selling and for them to turn your whole world around before you even have an inkling of what's coming. Unfortunately, Eddy finds himself the rube more often than not. He falls in fast and hard for those relationships that he believes in, those kids that seem genuinely interested in him and the art and practice of his grift, but he finds himself burned more often than not. An over-excitable tool that gets way too jazzed about Hindu Shuffles or Sy Stebbins Order or whatever the fuck he's babbling about today. This burn has happened with more people than Eddy likes to think about, misreading the pleasantries and how-do-you-dos that you have with your beer hookup as something real.

BACKGROUND:
Eddy's grandfather died before he was born, summoning what dregs of the Walsh clan there were back to the grip of Crestwood Hollow. Eddy's dad always said the town was it's own little whirlpool, always sucking them back, no matter what misfortune befell them. That left Walsh Liquors in the hands of Eddy's Dad and his then-girlfriend from out of town, to keep the store and to fight off whatever squabbling arguments the siblings had over the pittance of an inheritance dear old Dad had left for them.

Eddy was born on a grey, unremarkable day, as the sole child to a quickly failing shotgun marriage. Growing up, Eddy tried not to let the on-again-off-again nature of his parents 'marriage' bother him. Sometimes you stay with Dad, sometimes you stay with Mom, and sometimes, special times, they'd all have a spell together. And this was the way of things, squeezed together in a two-bedroom apartment over the Liquor store, leaving Eddy in his free time to watch the traffic roll by on their little stretch of pavement and dream about what adventures The Hollow might hold for him beyond it.

Eddy's days mostly found themself filled up by TV, most other parents weren't interested in having their kid around that much alcohol that early on. Didn't want to leave a bad impression on their little brats, of course. That left Eddy to books and Dad's old Hendrix stuff, plus whatever re-runs of Doug Henning or The Amazing Randi the TV deigned to show. Eddy found himself absorbed by it, always wandering down to the local Magic Shop, murmuring the words to 'Foxy Lady' while he perused an endless selection of tricks, gags, and illusions.

By now Eddy found himself master of the Magic Shop, beyond whatever tricks and parlances it could offer him, beyond the convenience of a nice part-time job, when he wasn't pulling duty at the family store, anyway. More and more his Dad has kept him there, encouraging him to keep his head down and focus on school, so he could escape this dead-end town one day.

Eddy was never so much concerned with escaping it. He always wondered after it, exploring what nooks and crannies and out of the way vistas he could discover. Small town magic. But that aside, if there was anything that his time in the liqour store has taught him, it was the value of liquid charisma, and just how bad High Schoolers want to get it. With his parents none the wiser, Eddy has set himself up as the principal distributor of all manner of liqours, wines, spirits and beers to the general population of Mather Memorial. No matter what little tricks he pulls, suspensions he earns, or social flubs he commits, that at least will always find him work.

HYPER-HUMAN ABILITIES:
Pocket Dimensions (or, as Eddy will like to call it, The Doors). Eddy has an innate connection to another, well, space in spacetime, which Eddy will think of as his own personal clubhouse. It is a white, featureless room, about the size of a studio apartment, with no apparent way in or out. With a touch, Eddy can manifest portals to and from his clubhouse at his leisure. He can establish up to three of these portals at a given time, each the size of a standard doorway. Further, Eddy can activate and deactivate these portals at will.

In terms of applications, Eddy could theoretically use his portals to travel great distances by, say, establishing a portal in Tijuana and another in his bedroom, and then taking a short jaunt through his clubhouse. Further, he can use his clubhouse to store all manner of things. Once he discovers this ability, he will likely begin populating it with assorted lawn furniture, as gas generator, and liberal amounts of alcohol.

As far as potential goes, Eddy may find himself able to increase the size of his room, and modify the size of his portals to his liking, small enough to fit in the palm of his hand, or big enough to squeeze a car through. Additionally, he may also be able to subdivide this space, separating the room out into multiple sub-rooms or 'sub-dimensions' he could use for various purposes.

In terms of weaknesses, establishing a new portal takes a burst of concentration. Eventually, he could likely overcome this weakness with sufficient practice, but at the moment, he couldn't portal himself out of sticky situations unless he'd established a door in advance. Additionally, Eddy is only human. For whatever cute tricks of movement or quirky items he might produce from his room, Eddy is a vaguely out of shape teen who could be bested by a pack of middle schoolers.

SKILLS AND TALENTS: A trickster, thief, and all-around bastard, Eddy is very skilled with his hands. Since he was young he's had a fascination in magic -- stage illusions, ball-and-cup trickery, cardistry, and even run of the mill scams have piqued his interest. As a result of endless hours of study, Eddy is supremely gifted in all manner of sleight of hand and pickpocketing, not to mention that he's got a hearty helping of guile. He has a real way of misleading you, cheating you out of everything in your wallet, and making you walk away thinking you were the real winner there. He has familiarity with just about every brand of scam in the book, from Three Card Monte on, and he more than knows how to make you see one thing while something else entirely is going on.
It's been a very long time coming, but the raw, unedited Indomitable Spider-Man returns! I just got on break this week, so hopefully I have enough time to catch up on the thread and make something of a backlog. Hope the new edition is up to snuff, but it has been a while...


Issue 13




New York City, NY --- Thompson Memorial Hospital




Using the suit was like riding a bicycle, Peter had pre-programmed every little move to control his speed into his muscles. Every twist of his shoulders to bring the weblines around and launch him deeper into the concrete jungle, the angle of his wrist as a new web stuck fast to nearby skyscrapers. It probably helped that the route was familiar -- out of the Queens-Midtown Tunnel like a rocket, hooking around the Empire State and driving down the same streets and over the same rooftops until it loomed in the distance. The Thompson Memorial Hospital.

As far as Peter could put together, it was owned by one L. Thompson Lincoln, a millionaire noted for his… skin condition. Speculation was that it was a little like what The Thing had, a slow degeneration into rock. Mister Lincoln was one of the few that managed to power through it and survive to adulthood. His daughter wasn’t so lucky. This Hospital was supposed to act as a research facility to help find a cure. Or at least something to lessen her suffering.

And instead Tombstone is using it as a Crimes R Us.

Spider-Man landed a rooftop away, hitting it at a roll and springing up to his feet. He perched on the roof’s ledge and stared across the gutter between buildings, surveying the Hospital’s roof. He couldn’t make out any Enforcers lying in wait, but then he hadn’t seen them the first time.

Not to mention that Speed Demon could just zip outside and cream my corn whenever he felt like it.

He needed another way in. If he had learned anything from Ben’s stay there, its that with Hospitals, there was always another way in. Different doors, wings, emergency exits, loading docks… But most importantly, most every room had a window.

Spider-Man stepped off the roof and into a swing, slipping above the mid-morning traffic without a whisper. He released in the air and dropped, heaving his momentum to the side and sticking fast to the Hospital’s walls. Long curving panes of glass and panels of stone passed as he wormed between windows, peeking a webbed head in to each occupant as he passed.

He passed a woman and her child, cooing and patting the newborn. He crawled on, past the maternity ward, and came to pediatrics, windows of children hacking their lungs out beside pictures of colorful cartoon animals. He passed on room where a Doctor cleaned a gaping wound on a boy’s neck. That would’ve been right where the MLF’s bugs had attached.

Peter shuddered and moved past, pushing up another few floors against the backdrop of stark white walls. He passed another room, a young woman holding an old man’s hand. Peter lingered, there, the black spot of his head and eye lenses sitting just above the windowsill. He watched the heart monitor tick through the glass. Bit by bit.

The next room he passed was the one he needed, empty, with torn paper laying off the end of the examination table. Probably wouldn’t be used again until the cleaning crew got sent in -- perfect. Peter’s fingers stuck to the window and the suit completed a seal, pressing down and sticking fast to the surface. He pulled and the lock came open with a pop.

Peter sluiced inside and sealed the door at the handle with a glob of webbing, before closing his eyes and settling into focus. He thought about the curvatures of his costume, how each individual fabric wound into every other. He thought about them stretching, elongating, the mask curling down from his face and weaving itself down into the fabric of a long white coat. He thought about the click of dress shoes against linoleum, and how the fluorescent lights seemed to bounce off the shoulders of each doctor that passed.

When Peter opened his eyes his Spider costume was gone, replaced with pale scrubs and a stark white labcoat overtop, where its inside was coated with the familiar inky darkness of the suit lined its inside. Peter moved to the door.

I’d like to see the Enforcers pick Spider-Man out of a lineup now… Peter twisted the handle. If security doesn’t make me for having no ID first…

Peter emerged into the bustle of the Thompson Memorial, flutters of labcoats sweeping by with eyes glued to medical diagnostics on clipboards, while techs wheeled in carts of equipment with practiced precision. Peter stepped into the throng and pushed past groups of med students and doddering patients being dragged by their IV stands.

The hospital seemed almost randomly arranged, linoleum tile giving way to carpet and back to blue and yellow tile at free random. Assortments of chairs lined each wall, half filled with medical techs trying to find a moment to enjoy their lunches. The most consistent element was the boilerplate, slate grey signage denoting each functionally identical office from the last. Peter looped through the hallway, backward and forwards, giving every janitor that passed the side-eye. Waiting for the moment one would have ‘CARRADINE, DENNIS’ printed on his lapel.

And then what, Parker? Bust him right there on the tile? Call down the goober Hospital guards and seven kinds of Enforcers on my head? If he’s even on staff today…

Peter massaged his temples and guided himself into one of the felt-backed chairs adjacent to an EKG lab. He could sweep every floor every day of the week and never run into what he was looking for. Hell, half of the staff did, and nobody seemed to be blowing any whistles. He needed to get closer to Tombstone’s operation.

How do you run organized crime out of a hospital? Not by operating openly on the main floor, that was for sure. Spider-Sense flared at the back of Peter’s mind like a dull headache. He stiffened.

“Hey, you one of the kids here on Certification Training?” A tech appeared out of the crowds in muted green scrubs. The steam from his coffee rose into half lidded eyes, like he expected the heat to knock him awake. Tattoos curled past his wrist and down his arm, into the folded mass of his scrubs. “Program Director went that way about five minutes ago, and you look… Lost.”

So much for a useful disguise, Parker… Maybe I can salvage this. The feeling of Spider-Sense remained, a weight behind Peter’s eyes, a lilt on the edge of his senses. He leaned into the feeling and scanned either side, then locked eyes with the tech.

“I’m actually here on the special assignment…” Peter raised his eyebrows, “for the boss.”

I’m boned.

The tech tilted his head, and a grin crept across his face. “You? Really? Aren’t you a little… young to be a Doctor?”

Not boned! Not boned!

Peter rolled his eyes. “Please! Tony Stark built a reactor at fifteen. Victor VonDoom --” The tech cut Peter off.

“Alright, alright. I’ll take you where you need to go, Doctor.” The tech waved him forward. Peter hopped up from his chair and fell into step with the tech, winding between gaggles of nurses and families clutching sick children.

They made the elevator. The doors parted to reveal it was empty, nothing but old metal and decrepit carpet, faintly echoing with royalty free music. The tech thumbed the ‘Close Doors’ button before anyone could join them, and began clicking each floor button in sequence, doubling back and skipping forward as he desired.

The elevator panel is a keypad? Did I stumble into a James Bond flick?

The music clicked off as the tech finished his entry, and he resigned to the back of the elevator. Gears hummed and metal shook as the elevator began its descent, trundling down and past each floor of the Hospital.

Peter’s Spider-Sense grumbled, the weight of it sweeping from the back of his eyes to his whole head. The hammer of a gun clicked behind him. Peter saw the tech’s handgun in the polished metal of the elevator’s walls, and raised his hands.

Well… I could’ve seen this coming.

“Boy detective beat is not working out for you, kid.” The tech kept the gun trained on Peter’s body, and used his other hand to pick at his teeth.

“You think? I did get this far.” Peter looked back at him over his shoulder, sizing the distance between them. The tech shrugged.

“I could make you from a mile away. You don’t even know who you’re supposed to be impersonating. That lab coat hardly fits you.” He gestured with his gun as he spoke, waving it in the air. Overconfident. Peter let himself dip lower, gathering his strength in his legs.

“Oh? Well, let me slip into something more comfortable.” Peter flipped backwards in the air and his costume started to change, labcoat melting against his body. The tech’s words choked in his throat and he jerked the gun up to meet Peter’s trajectory, but it was too late. A ball of webbing knocked the weapon from his hands and Peter was on top of him, costume already twisting up his torso and shoulders.

Peter slammed his palm into the man’s temple and he collapsed, pitching forward to the ground. Spider-Man caught him with a webline and hoisted the man into his arms. Peter heaved and pushed him up and out of the elevator’s hatch, leaving him in a heap on the roof, beside whirling gears and rotating hoist ropes.

Peter compressed his body against the roof of the elevator, pressing his legs out and swallowing all of the elevator’s light, drenching it in darkness as it continued its descent. Peter’s lenses stayed locked on the door as the elevator ticked down through each floor, a yellow light filtering down through the number-shaped cutouts. Five. Four.

Peter’s eyes closed and he reached out with his senses, tuning each fibrous strand of his costume to the thrum of the elevator’s gears and workings, sensing out to the Hospital beyond. Every squeak of sneakers and dress shoes across linoleum rippled across the placid surface of his mind, sending goosebumps up and down his arms. Peter sucked his breath in through his teeth and squeezed himself back against the elevator until he felt the cold metal pressing against his skin. Deeper.

There was something else, something below hacking coughs and clicking pens. Ungreased cart wheels whined through open hallways, echoing off of unfinished walls. The hard clack of magazines into gunmetal, and the groan of shifting crates. Dozens of heartbeats reverberating through the elevator shaft. The elevator dinged as it passed below the first floor. A sub-basement. Peter sensed two presences outside of the doors, steady heartbeats and the scratch of bored fingers against a rifle.

Peter’s eyes slid open in sync with the elevator’s doors. The sub-basement stretched forth a dozen meters before curving off into two paths, with raw cut concrete walls that ended in a crudely arched ceiling. Both elevator guards turned in unison to the opening doors, and both were met with sprays of webbing to the face, sealing to their skin, pulling them inside. They screamed impotently as Peter worked, spinning them into webbed cocoons and depositing them the same place he’d left the first man. They’d be fine… Probably.

Peter stepped past the threshold of the elevator and the doors sealed behind him, winding back up to the reaches of the Hospital. Industrial lights whirred in the background, casting the rough concrete in gaunt shadows and hard casts of bright. Peter stepped between the beams, superhuman fingers suturing themselves to the walls as he began his crawl along the ceiling.

How long has this been here?] Peter crawled forward, winding down the echo chamber he found himself in. Each corner he took brought him to another labyrinth, multitudes of tunnels spinning out to every direction. Like Tombstone’s personal sewer system.

How long until they install a map? He was coming to something now, something beyond the raw architecture of the winding tunnels. This was something finished, with walls reflecting the glare of more permanent lights, and the ringing blare of a reversing truck.

A loading dock? Peter emerged from the tunnels, concrete merged haphazardly with white facade walls. The new room swept out from him, and a menagerie of weapon-toting men patrolled the floor in patterns. Two unmarked eighteen wheelers laden with boxes sat at entryways, blocking what sunlight spilled in.

Peter stole through the opening and launched himself up the wall, weaving through supports and beyond the range of the security cameras on the far wall. He hid in the corner, beneath the fire suppression nozzles dotting the high ceiling. Men with dollies wheeled crates from truck to truck and to red steel shelving units lining the dock, brimming with crates and boxes.

What are they moving? Guns? Rare amiibos? Peter stuck fast to the ceiling, moving his vantage point, when the far pair of double doors flew open. Three men entered, one after the other, the first two sealed in black combat gear, with a third hulking member at their rear sporting a black tee stretched across his frame. Spider-Sense ripped across Peter’s mind like hundreds of insectoid legs, running. Enforcers.

Megawatt headed up the pack, yellow belt still sealed around his waist and seemingly sautered into the rest of his gear. Speed Demon was in step behind him, fidgeting with the goggles over his eyes. Just as quickly he wasn’t, instead zipping across the room on feet Peter couldn’t track, inspecting each thug’s progress. Kangaroo hung back, each of his plodding footsteps reverberating through the room like church bells.

“Mister Leydon.” Peter picked the voice out from the noise, one man breaking formation and stepping before Megawatt, bowing his head. “Doctor Harrow’s contact came through, sir. The formula, as promised. This is from a full shipment’s worth.” The man offered a vial, murky green and dotted with translucent spots clean through. Peter’s muscles squeezed. He’d seen those vials. Where?

Megawatt considered it in his hands, against the black fabric of his costume. “Tell Mister Morbius he’s done well.”

Megawatt’s lips kept moving but Peter couldn’t hear it over the thumping in his ears. Mister Morbius. The words echoed in his head. Michael at the lab after hours, his fights with the Doctor… The formula. Doc’s formula.

“... and tell him that Tombstone expects more next week.” Megawatt finished, dropping the vial back into the thug’s waiting hands. Peter dropped like a weight from the ceiling, slamming like a load of bricks onto one of the eighteen wheelers, crumpling its shipping container on impact.

“Guess again, super goons.” Two weblines trailed from Peter’s hands to the far reaches of the ceiling. His costume swelled, pulling his muscles with it, guiding him into place. “There won’t be a next week for you.”

Spider-Man! Speed Demon was moving before the rest had a chance to react, a red blur firing himself over crates and debris and bowling over every lackey in his path, but it was too late. Peter pulled and the fire nozzles above were wrenched free, sprawing gouts of water to the floor below. Speed Demon screamed as he lost his footing on the water-slick ground and hydroplaned, careening into a score of thugs.

You. Megawatt was next, gathering a ball of lightning in his hand, lines of power coalescing into one form. At once, they arced free, conducting from each water droplet to its neighbors.

“Slow your roll, Megawatt,” Peter leaped into the air, firing a webline, “or else all your boys are in for a shock.”

“Oliver! Take him!” Megawatt turned on his heel as the electricity died in his palm. Kangaroo stepped forward and Megawatt darted past. Making for the Fire Suppression Control, doubtlessly.

“Already squashed you once, Spydah.” Kangaroo crouched, legs as thick around as Peter’s chest coiling for a leap. Peter dropped from his line at the last second of Kangaroo’s spring. The other man rocketed forward and above Peter, kicking at the empty air, before the missile of his body collided with the steel storage structures. Weakened metal folded around Kangaroo’s body, crumpled, and collapsed, sending out sprays of barrels and cracked crates.

“Where’s the formula!?” Peter had tagged a goon with a strand of his web before the thought had crossed his mind, costumed glove snapping to the back of his target and reeling him in. The thugs were in disarray, running among the debris, dragging their fellows out from beneath the ruined mass of the shelving unit. It felt good.

“I don’t -- I don’t know! Please!” The goon kicked, whiteknuckled around the webline that dragged him up by his chest.

“You don’t?” Peter’s hand opened before he could think, willing the fabric of his costume to wrench his fingers apart. The webline dropped and the man screamed, plummeting below. Peter sucked in a breath and tapped his wrist again, grabbing the man out of the air.

“Please!” He groveled, twisting in the open air. “Crushed! Under the boxes! Please!”

Peter shook his head. Why did I…? Then, another sound, over the din of rushing water over concrete. Speed Demon.

“Put him down before I put you down, asshole!” Speed Demon visibly vibrated on the spot. The water collecting at his feet shook as one, like Speed Demon was a wave machine. His legs cracked and he was off, one leg pushing him off the ground and into the sky. Each kick ripped through the air as fast as lightning, each strong enough to bound from one group of water droplets to the next. Running on rain.

No formula. Peter stuck the man’s webline to the ceiling and pivoted. He slung a web, swinging off at an angle, and fired back at Speed Demon but the man cut his globules of webbing from the air, destroying them with vibrating fists.

No Carradine. Peter swung up to the ceiling, muscles guided by his costume, inseparable from his skin. Peter’s fists came up in balls, carving stone hunks out of the ceiling and heaving them at Speed Demon. The speedster sidestepped them, pinging through the air like a pinball.

But I do have Michael Morbius. Peter could feel the costume around his neck and his wrists, every inch of fiber beating with the thumps of his heart. Kangaroo was roused by now, stumbling from the ruins, shirt in tatters. Speed Demon still launched through the air like a drunken tiger, making awkward lunges in step with each gout of water.

And any minute Megawatt will make it three on one again. Peter needed his exit. He swung and released. Fabric across his chest shifted and pulled, adjusting the angle of his chest and avoiding the edge of Speed Demon’s fist as he bounced past. Kangaroo was ready for another jump but Peter hit the trucks first, rolling across the caved in shipping container and leaping past it into the light that spilled in beyond.

The city air hit him all at once, choking garbage and smog mixed with a breeze carried in from Central Park. He heard the booms of Kangaroo’s kicks behind him, echoing through the structure and out into the road. Peter had emerged from an office building, cluttered into the same plaza as the Hospital. He swung out and up, dragging himself into the sky. He spared a glace backwards as Speed Demon rushed out, soaked to the bone, eyes darting all over for Spider-Man, but Peter was beyond their reach now, already a block away.

Peter’s mind raced, and his costume guided his hand, sending him running over buildings and flinging himself between rooftops. So much of Connors research, stolen. Brought to Tombstone. Connors’ work. Gwen’s work. Peter’s work.

Enforcers can wait. His costume pushed him harder with every footstep, sending him exploding ahead. I'm coming for you, Morbius. I’m coming.
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S P I D E R - M A N


P E T E R B E N J A M I N P A R K E R S T U D E N T N E W Y O R K C I T Y M I D T O W N H I G H
C H A R A C T E R C O N C E P T:


"... Define 'witty'?"



The Indomitable Spider-Man is on the hunt. Bit by bit, Peter's world is settling into a boil. Obligations with Gwen and Doctor Connors' Lab are piling up, Michael Morbius is only getting sicker from his encounter with Peter's suit, Uncle Ben is pressuring him even more at home as The Daily Bugle publishes more and more hit pieces, and the Enforcers have arrived on the scene, hellbent on stopping Peter from putting an end to Tombstone -- not to mention the decidedly confusing signals he's been getting from Liz Allan... Every day his costume weighs on his mind, as Peter waits for the chance to be enveloped in its darkness and become Spider-Man once more. Peter is ready to assault the Thompson Memorial Hospital and come out on the other side with Uncle Ben's shooter in hand. But sinister forces lie in wait for our young hero...

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The Indomitable Spider-Man will not be defeated! The explosive events of Season One were fairly quiet for Spider-Man, but things are starting to heat up in the face of new foes. Tracking Uncle Ben's shooter has forced Peter to come face to face with a deadly squad of Enforcers, high-rent superpowered mercenaries, who have their sights set on Peter's head. Their boss, the mysterious Tombstone, lurks in the shadows.

Peter got beaten down pretty hard last season, and he's got an anger building in his belly that makes him more than ready to fight back. Last game my productivity fell off due to assorted school responsibilities, but my schedule now is looking clearer than ever -- which means its time for Spider-Man to return to form. I've got a lot planned for our favorite arachnid, but it'll be a slow burn. Now, with the Enforcers on the scene, things are set to start heating up for Peter -- supervillains are becoming a serious threat for our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, and Uncle Ben's shooter seems to be slipping away faster by the moment. Will Peter and the suit be able to keep his head? Will he survive the onslaught of the Enforcers? Only time will tell.

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S E A S O N O N E S Y N O P S I S:

SPIDER-MAN: THE DISTANCE
The Story So Far...

A lab accident at a New York-based Oscorp Facility has imbued Peter Parker with powers beyond his wildest dreams, and a black costume that bends to his will. After an attempt to use his newfound abilities to make money goes awry, Peter's Uncle Ben is shot, leaving the gunman on the lose and his Uncle in critical condition.

Desprate for answers, Peter uses his newfound abilities to become the one, the only, Indomitable Spider-Man, and launches on a tear through the city. His exploits lead him into encounters with news editor J. Jonah Jameson, elements of the NYPD, a full SWAT deployment, and even members of the X-Men. But with a new lead in hand, Spider-Man made his way to the Thompsom Memorial Hospital, where he encountered The Enforcers, a deadly squad of mercenaries intent on protecting their boss's interests.

After licking his wounds, Peter is more than ready to launch an assault on the Hospital, and show The Enforcers just what he's made of...

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C H A R A C T E R C O N C E P T P R O P O S A L
S P I D E R - M A N


P E T E R B E N J A M I N P A R K E R S T U D E N T N E W Y O R K C I T Y M I D T O W N H I G H
C H A R A C T E R C O N C E P T:


"... Define 'witty'?"



The Indomitable Spider-Man is on the hunt. Bit by bit, Peter's world is settling into a boil. Obligations with Gwen and Doctor Connors' Lab are piling up, Michael Morbius is only getting sicker from his encounter with Peter's suit, Uncle Ben is pressuring him even more at home as The Daily Bugle publishes more and more hit pieces, and the Enforcers have arrived on the scene, hellbent on stopping Peter from putting an end to Tombstone -- not to mention the decidedly confusing signals he's been getting from Liz Allan... Every day his costume weighs on his mind, as Peter waits for the chance to be enveloped in its darkness and become Spider-Man once more. Peter is ready to assault the Thompson Memorial Hospital and come out on the other side with Uncle Ben's shooter in hand. But sinister forces lie in wait for our young hero...

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The Indomitable Spider-Man will not be defeated! The explosive events of Season One were fairly quiet for Spider-Man, but things are starting to heat up in the face of new foes. Tracking Uncle Ben's shooter has forced Peter to come face to face with a deadly squad of Enforcers, high-rent superpowered mercenaries, who have their sights set on Peter's head. Their boss, the mysterious Tombstone, lurks in the shadows.

Peter got beaten down pretty hard last season, and he's got an anger building in his belly that makes him more than ready to fight back. Last game my productivity fell off due to assorted school responsibilities, but my schedule now is looking clearer than ever -- which means its time for Spider-Man to return to form. I've got a lot planned for our favorite arachnid, but it'll be a slow burn. Now, with the Enforcers on the scene, things are set to start heating up for Peter -- supervillains are becoming a serious threat for our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, and Uncle Ben's shooter seems to be slipping away faster by the moment. Will Peter and the suit be able to keep his head? Will he survive the onslaught of the Enforcers? Only time will tell.

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S E A S O N O N E S Y N O P S I S:

SPIDER-MAN: THE DISTANCE
The Story So Far...

A lab accident at a New York-based Oscorp Facility has imbued Peter Parker with powers beyond his wildest dreams, and a black costume that bends to his will. After an attempt to use his newfound abilities to make money goes awry, Peter's Uncle Ben is shot, leaving the gunman on the lose and his Uncle in critical condition.

Desprate for answers, Peter uses his newfound abilities to become the one, the only, Indomitable Spider-Man, and launches on a tear through the city. His exploits lead him into encounters with news editor J. Jonah Jameson, elements of the NYPD, a full SWAT deployment, and even members of the X-Men. But with a new lead in hand, Spider-Man made his way to the Thompsom Memorial Hospital, where he encountered The Enforcers, a deadly squad of mercenaries intent on protecting their boss's interests.

After licking his wounds, Peter is more than ready to launch an assault on the Hospital, and show The Enforcers just what he's made of...

P O S T C A T A L O G:

With Spider-Man back on the scene after an unfortunately long hiatus, I'd like to note that given the content of this post, pretty much anyone is free to dispense teams of 'Enforcers' against their respective heroes if they'd like. Cheers!


Issue 12




New York City, NY --- New York Public Library




Ben had always tried to instill in his boy the value of his local library -- trust your librarian, and that. Houses of knowledge freely available to every American, overflowing with whatever resources you might need, texts and newspapers and computers galore. But this was The Enforcers. Peter doubted how much he could find about them with the Dewey Decimal System, but he needed to get out of the house.

His arm was out of the sling by now but he was careful to support himself on his other arm as he placed himself in the hard oaken seat before a computer that was probably a few generations behind on hardware. Peter scooted forward and began punching in his card information to the blue readout, fingers flying across the keys. They’d be good to fly, soon, Peter thought, to hold onto the line and feel the wind ripple his costume. But for now, there was this.

The NYPL’s walls were lacquered wooden bookshelves as far as the eye could see, giving way to smooth stonework and a dark coffered ceiling that looked almost like the night sky from where Pete sat, but he was more immediately concerned with the Chrome tab booting on the warhorse of a computer. Peter looked at his fingers as the loading dial circled for the umpteenth time.

Concentrate… The arm of his sweatshirt was pulled all the way forward, and his costume swirled into place around his muscles, spiraling up his arm. He squeezed and it pushed up and past his sleeve and wound around his hand. His eyes went up for an instant, scanning the faces around him. The other library-goers were absorbed, slack-jawed at screens or with noses buried in books. He looked back. His spider-glove had formed around his hand. He squinted.

Concentrate harder… Parts of the fabric receded, molding around his hand. At the back of his hand it opened, and it began sprouting metallic studs at his knuckles. Fingerless gloves. A little tasteless, but a good test of what the suit could do.

Great! Now all I gotta do is do that all over and… And then what, Parker? Dress up as Megawatt? “Hey guys, it’s me, new and improved, and with spider powers! You all buy that, right?”

Peter rested his chin in his hands and scanned the screen as the Google logo flashed before him. He bit his thumb and pecked at the keyboard with his other hand.

THE ENFORCERS. Peter typed. It was a start, at least. The page flashed and a slew of results zipped to the bottom of the screen. They were about what Peter expected. An IMDB link to a documentary Ben would probably like, stuff for the Osborn Arcade Expo, and a book series which made Peter blush. He clicked through the pages, one at a time, all for more of the same. Piles of news articles and books, until--

BewareTheBat.com? The light of the blue link shone in Peter’s eyes. “RARE VIDEO FOOTAGE -- BAT VS. ENFORCERS, WATCH NOW”. The readout said it was a few years old. Peter clicked through and was assaulted by all the garish offenses of early 2000s web design, a JPEG of a terrible font announcing the website as “BEWARE THE BAT -- The Internet’s #1 Batman Fanzine”, with a crudely rendered 3d bat logo making slow rotations in the upper right corner.

Peter scrolled. The video link had broken, but the original poster had something to say about it:
jsn_84
>BATMAN VS. ENFORCERS clip guys!!! yeah u heard me. the ONLY circulated clip of basty in action! tends 2 get taken down WHEREVER it goes up, watch qwik! ttyl, njoy

Great, my best lead is a non-existent clip on a fanzine. Loving life. Peter scanned the rest of the comments.

batfan8675309
>WOAH DUDE! Been looking E V E R Y W H E R E 4 this bad boy, DLing now!!!

BMansWackyQuest
>ugggghhhhh video qualityyyyyy

laughapalooza42
>lol who ARE these fuggin clowns, never heard of em
>give us THE JOKER

EdwardNygmaIsMyDad
>broken link

sp00kys4arcy$c4recrows
>@laughapalooza42 They r just smoe low lvl mooks i thnk

BatScholar
>@laughapalooza @sp00kys4arcy$c4recrows Actually according to my research, The Enforcers were a team of mercenaries who were actually quite successful before Batman got them: Daniel ‘Fancy Dan’ Brito, Ronald ‘Ox’ Bloch, and Jackson ‘Montana’ Brice. The Gotham Times coverage at the time credits the defeat to then Commissioner, but then this security footage started circulating!

laughapalooza42
>@BatScholar lol nerd

JonyG1989
>WHERE IS THE VIDEOOOOOO

tickitytockity
>@BatScholar where are they now? Arkham?

BatScholar
>@JonyG1989 This particular clip tends to appear and then disappear just as quickly across the net. We tend to think it’s Batman taking it down himself, avoiding publicity. If that’s the case, it’s a wonder this site is still afloat…
>@tickitytockity Actually, they would’ve been sent to Blackgate, but they’re out by now. As far as I can glean, rumor has it that they went legit, or as legit as rogues do. Apparently they’re behind Enforcers Inc., a ‘security’ company to provide teams like theirs used to be to enterprising supervillain types. A solid idea, but I’d be surprised if The Bat or someone hasn’t cracked down by now.

Enforcers Incorporated? Great, Spider-Man vs. Corporate America… Well, at least its not Amazon. Peter flicked the screen to a different tab and searched for it. It was the first result -- their website was plain, a slate grey and steel look that was at the very least created by a competent graphic designer. Not exactly screaming supervillain pow-wow right on the front page. Peter moved through the menus and sub-menus: Contracting, Services, Employment, Contact Us… Then, under About Us: Our Founders. Peter clicked.

There header changed to a cropped photo of three men, all in striped business suits. One was huge, muscles swelling out of his suit coat. He was almost as big as Kangaroo. The other two stood in front to either side of him -- both were slighter, and one had darker skin. The other seemed insistent on wearing a cowboy hat, with a toothpick hanging out of his mouth. Peter scrolled. There were three names listed on the page, and paragraphs of description for each.

JACKSON BRICE
DANIEL BRITO
RONALD BLOCH

It was looking like BatScholar was right about at least one thing. But maybe he had a bone to pick with the security company. Peter pressed new tab and drummed his fingers on the keyboard.

Search By Video.
“Enforcers + Batman”. 20,000 results. Peter scrolled. He frowned.
“Enforcers + Batman + fight”. 50 results. Peter clicked through each page. Most were YouTube news reports, dredging up old stories with each wave of BatMania that deigned to sweep the nation.

If the video keeps getting deleted… Peter gnawed harder into his thumb. He had one more solid guess up his sleeve.

“BatScholar + Enforcers”. 47 results. BatScholar was prolific. Most were posts on other fanblogs through the years, but he came across something on the third page -- BatScholar.net, The Internet’s One And Only One Man Batman Academy.

The page was newer, with embedded video, and BatScholar’s commentary beneath. It wasn’t anything Peter hadn’t already gleaned from the other sites, but there were links to mirrors beneath the video. The fourth, “b4tm4n v 3n4crz” that gave him results.

VHS artifacting ripples across the screen. Through the grain, we’re seeing the warehouse, forms of men shifting underneath the rafter beams, dragging crates behind them. The video shudders and the perspective shifts, spliced to a different camera. There are three trucks, grimy in the viewframe. One man stands over them, arms crossed and bulging like steel support wire. For an instant, there is a figure that flashes behind and above him, in the rafters beyond. It is a ghost. A glitch in the cameras.

The perspective shifts again. Another camera, a higher angle. A man in a cowboy hat waves on the half dozen workers. Another, in combat gear, leans against a steel support beam. There is a flash before the camera’s angle, the rustle of passing fabric catching on substandard audio equipment. The video winks out.

The camera above the rafters. There is something there, watching, waiting. Inhuman and bulbous, swelling like the black of the midnight ocean. Fabric rolling like a thundercloud. It is gone as fast as it appeared, secreted away among the steelwork. Hanging bays of fluorescent lights flicker. Below, there is one less workman. The Cowboy stirs.

New angle. Cowboy pulls the lariat from his hip, and whips his head from side to side. His lips flap worlessly. Superimposed subtitles flash: “WHERE IS [UNINTELLIGIBLE]?” Combat Armor pushes off from his post, obscuring the camera.

A steel ping-pong ball connects with the ground almost faster than the editor can change angles. It explodes and smoke rushes from in in a wave, instant dust storm. The camera twitches, rapidly, changing perspectives. Goons break from the smog, faces twisted, before gloved hands arced with spines emerge to drag them back, mouths silently screaming.

Big Man makes an audible ’WHUMP’ into the nearest camera’s receivers as he drops into the smog, flinging himself from the truck. The smog is beginning to clear. The workers are scattered, some hog tied and left to lie on the ground, others hung from the rafters at odd angles, legs and arms splayed out. Others still are wound to boxes with steel cable, necks limp. Big Man, Cowboy, and Combat Armor stand in loose formation, back to back, eyeing every angle. Combat Armor reaches behind his back. Cowboy’s grip tightens. Big Man cracks his knuckles.

Camera shift. The men stand before the trucks. Something silver and yellow passes through the fuzz of the VHS format and slams into the ground. The camera’s audio whines, trying to keep up with some noise, but it squeaks and fails, sputtering artifacts into the recording. Sonic grenade. Something dark and massive slams into freight trucks from above, crumpling the hood before a black wash of fabric falls over it, obscuring. The figure draws to its full height, impossibly tall from his angle, steeped in liquid darkness, covering everything but a symbol on its chest. A Bat.

Combat Armor claps his hands over his ears and runs, barreling over crates and jamming fingers into his ears. Cowboy is more pragmatic, he yells and twirls his lariat, snaking it around the grenade. But he is not fast enough to save his friend. Batman launches forward and is punching the Big Man before he can react. His fists land like machinegun fire -- “thuda-thuda-thuda-thuda-thuda--” Batman sweeps away before the big guy can so much as raise his arm, and drives an elbow into his solar plexus. He wheezes and pitches forward as the Cowboy yanks the grenade, throwing it to the far off reaches of the warehouse. Batman swings back with a foot to Big Man’s inner knee and he topples, crashing into the ground.

The Bat is gone, off camera before Cowboy can get eyes on him. His chest is heaving. He holds his lariat above his head. You can see the sweat beading on his forehead. Something drops from above, a rope twists around Cowboy’s body and he pulls at it, desperate. His feet leave the ground, but a knife arcs from somewhere beyond the edge of the screen and the ropes gives. Cowboy hits the dirt.

A new angle now and Combat Armor has readied another knife. Staring offscreen. Lips move. “I SEE YOU, BAT!” The subtitles read. He doesn’t. A metal shuriken swings in from off-camera, stabbing into the back of Combat Armor’s hand.

“AIIIEEEEE!” The subtitles read. Combat Armor clutches his hand and Batman moves in from behind, grabbing him around the waist and launching beyond the camera’s view, seeming to take off to the sky.

It changes again and there is a mass of black fabric, stringing Combat Armor to the rafters, lowering the rope down, meter by meter. Cowboy is moving again on the ground. He’s lost his hat, and his head snaps to every noise like a small dog.

New perspective. Batman drops, sending sawdust into the air as he lands. Cowboy recoils. Sees Combat Armor swinging from the rafters.

“YOU MOTHER******!” The subtitles read. The whip cracks forward and Batman sidesteps, driving in for the finishing blow. He is not fast enough. The tip of the whip circles back around and lashes over his chest. Batman drips backward. Gloved hands touch at the wound and Cowboy cracks a grin. He moves for another strike, but now Batman is ready. The whip snaps and Batman raises his fist to intercept. The line contorts and is caught on his glove, wound between the spines. Cowboy pulls, desperate, but Batman pulls in, abusing the leverage. Cowboy stumbles forward and Batman brings his knee up to meet the combatant. The cowboy crumples.

Batman unwinds the lariat from his hand in slow, practiced circles. He tenses for a moment and turns. Microfilament lenses lock onto the camera lens. A batarang flashes and the feed dies. The angles shifts once more, but it is too late. There is already more smoke. The Bat is gone, with nothing but the bodies of Enforcers in his wake.


The screen refreshed as soon as the video ended. “SORRY, THIS FILE IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE.”

That was Enforcers Inc. alright, if the cowpoke was anything to go by… Peter clicked away from the tab. I wonder if I should do Spider Gadgets? That grenade thing was cool… I could do, what? Impact webbing? Web grenades? Maybe something less obstinately web-themed?

“Peter Parker?” It was a voice Peter had mostly heard conjuring retorts for Flash’s jokes, or melting into the choir of cheerleaders chanting at games and Spirit Rallies.

“Liz Allan?” Peter responded in kind, bringing his elbows in from the computer. It was her; straight dark hair that went past her shoulders and a smile that made Flash Thompson lose whatever few brain cells he was still holding onto.

“Surprised to see me?” She pulled out the chair next to Peter and thumbed the power, inspecting her nails while it booted.

“Well, I mean, I don’t think you’ve talked to me in…” Peter considered, “... Ever.”

Liz shrugged.

“When I saw the one glove wonder I couldn’t resist.”

Cripes. Peter hadn’t retracted the substance of his costume, and the fingerless glove was still locked around his hand. He offered a smile and puffed out his chest.

“I saw it in the closet and realized I just couldn’t leave home without it.” He winked with altogether too many face muscles.

Liz rolled her eyes. She tapped at the keyboard.

“What brings you to the PL? Wouldn’t you rather work at your super-science lab or whatever?” She asked.

“When I ran my English paper through the centrifuge it came out all chewed up, so I figured I’d try here next.” Peter offered, trying to navigate to a web page that didn’t expose his tight-wearing escapades.

“Better than trying to write a paper when Flash is gunning it with the top down.” Liz replied. She had pulled up a few tabs -- one was the Daily Bugle, with a grainy shot of Peter’s mask, bug eyes looking directly back into the camera while he heaved a cop over one shoulder. The others were assorted google tabs and fansites, steeped in black and spider logos.

I have fansites? Sweet!

“Spider-Man paper?” Peter asked. He scratched at his glove idly, and the white glow of his own computer started to fade to screensaver.

“We have to write about a current event for Journo, anything related to the attack. Figured I’d suss out what our neighborhood wallcrawler was up to then.”

“Where are you at on the web head?”

Web head, that’s a new one. Groovy. I figure he’s just trying to help, yknow? He hasn’t done us any worse than Wonder Woman -- but Flash is head over heels with him.”

Flash Thompson. Head over heels. With me. I think I’m gonna faint. Peter felt a twinge of nausea at the base of his stomach.

Flash? Really?”

“Mhm. That guy’s just a big teddy bear. If he’d stop being an asshole for five minutes.”

“How do you put up with him?”

Liz looked at him then. She pushed her hair back and air rushed out of her nostrils. She turned back to her computer.

“I ask myself that one a lot, Parker. Sometimes you just sorta… End up with people. Like that Osborn kid and Mary Jane.”

“Ouch.” Peter scratched at his chest, over his heart.

“But maybe every now and then you need to... What’s that Static guy always saying…? Put a shock in your system?” She didn’t sound convinced.

Peter thought about the feeling of Megawatt’s electricity arcing through him, scorching his veins. He could still taste the metal in his mouth. Like when he and Harry stuck batteries on their tongues. Peter curled his gloved hand into a fist. The fabric felt good against his fingertips.

“Sometimes the shock hurts… But I guess sometimes it has to.”

She smiled for just a second, eye crinkling and then suddenly opening wider than they had before. Like something just clicked. “Maybe it does, Parker. Maybe it does.”

Peter’s phone buzzed in his pocket. He moved to check it.

Incoming Message from: PARKER, BEN

Where are you Peter? Should be getting rest & May says you are not in your room. Work again 2day? XOXO, Ben


Peter grimaced. It was looking like he’d need to spend another few hours at home for the Parker Pity Hour. And if he had to hear ben bitch about Spider-Man’s behavior one more time… Peter steadied himself. He cleared his throat.

“Well this has been, um,” Peter searched for the words, a time certainly, but it looks like I need to bounce.”

“Hey, Peter. Before you go: have you been to any of the football games this year?”

Peter gave a shallow laugh as he stood. “I see Flash rattling people’s brain cases enough on my own time.”

Liz chuckled softly. Peter liked it, he decided. “Mhm. You should come. Sometime.”

Peter fiddled with the strap of his bag.

“Maybe… Maybe I will.”
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