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5 yrs ago
[at my second rodeo] This ain't my first rodeo.
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5 yrs ago
once you learn you can call your dad by his first name he loses all power and you can freely kill him
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6 yrs ago
they should change the name of the 'most recent visitors' thing on ur profile to 'perverts'
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Okay. I'm gonna vent.



I miss the old days when Nero was all the fandom had to bitch about. And even then I liked him.


IT PISSES ME OFF, THAT THEY RIPPED OFF CULT CLASSIC THEY LIVE AND PASSED IT OFF AS FUCKING. SHAKESPEAREAN!

Like, DMC has its questionable moments sure ("your dark soul with LIiIiIiIghhht") but the reboot manages to have all that and more in just one game, it's incredible. And they try pass off the old games as a schlockfest even though Vergil was driven mad by the death of his mother and the desire to be strong enough to never fail like that again ("Might controls everything!") and instead he just became the standard "oh it's fake gray and gray morality like Dragon Age II in which basically the guy in control wants control and the guy wanting freedom wants freedom so he can have control" it's pseudo intellectual garbage. and the fact they taunt the old games yet still revel in them anyway is just fucking laughable, like you said the character designs, bosses and everything else is really too bland to be anything. Kat is pretty much a paper cut out for the majority of the game.

I kinda liked the Bill 'O Reily fight but it was not worth destroying the entire franchise over.

(Nero is cool, again Dante has his dumb moments so I give Nero a pass. I love his Blue Rose and his demon hand, love him)
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Man, don't even get me started on the reboot. I could bitch about that disgusting, disrespectful travesty for days.

But hey, DMC4 Special Edition was okay, and Hideaki Itsuno is apparently going to be announcing a new game this year, so maybe we can hope for a new Devil May Cry game to finally wash that reboot taste out of our mouths?


He could probably fill the casing with several dead ants and it'd still be better than emo Dante having a white mop fall on his hand and snarkily saying "not in a million years" before throwing it off.
I love DMC man! glad you got a nice piece of memorabilia right there.

If only the reboot didn't kick sand in your face and laugh at your pain.
Don't mind me, just jumping on the win quotes pain train.


@Drag Is he fuckin' Erron Black????


I'm from Earthrealm. But my employer is from Outworld, so now I'm from Outworld; state your business.
@Holy SoldierNot really, the similarities kind of start and end at "Created to be a super soldier". Even then the design is pretty different and the people who made Voyt didn't really much care what they'd be setting him out to do as long as they saw profits.

Well, nice to see Lucas die before the true story began.

Rest in pieces, SYM-04 sucked him dry in 3 seconds flat. He could of ended up with some broken bones, bruises, gashes, stab wounds, frostbite, getting the shit kicked out of him by a midget, or thrown out of the arena... but fate was cruel.


Inb4 Lucas rips out Robot Reapers robot heart and shows it to him as he dies
With any luck will have this up tonight, might not have every section of the lore filled in by that point though so ask any questions you have in that thread and I'll answer them and add them in if need be.

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Lucas lowered his arm and tried putting his hand into his pockets, only to remember that tights generally do not have pockets. He shuffled slightly as he took in their names, though he was quite certain after a few knocks to the head he'd forget them both.

"O-oh I'm not a f-fan I'm a..." Lucas trailed off and looked down, ashamed. With a sigh, as if the idea was just as preposterous to him as everyone else, he continued "A fighter." Lucas expected laughter so he tried to preemptively shut it down by showing he was no headstrong child with delusions of grandeur.

"M-my, uh, my dad was kind of i-insistent that I enter this tournament. L-look I'm not t-trying to prove myself here or anything I-I just want to take a q-quick loss and go home." Lucas stammered, as if he was sure they wouldn't believe him or something.

Lucas looked at the two of them once more, the machine gun women had lost her match he'd heard and he didn't know for sure about the man, this Brenton guy. Looking at the two of them though Lucas had sort of laid down the stamp of certainty on his prior belief that this would not be a fun experience for him physically.
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