Earnest Evans

Monsters Hotel

Monster Name/ Djedkare Izezi

Other Names/ "Jed The Undying", "Zazzy Jed"

Monster type/ Mummy

Appearance/ With dusty skin stretched thinly over old bones atop little more than a gold-plaited headdress and loincloth, Djedkare seems phenomenally fragile. However, his skeletal nature hides a supernatural strength beyond all compare. Anyone who gathered up the courage to touch Djedkare's skin realized that it is, while horrendously old, as strong as aged teak and as resilient as carbon nanofibers. Most notable is the fact that Djedkare is missing all of his organs. Eyes to tongue to brain to appendix, he has none of them.

Personality/ Djedkare is a jovial sort, often engaging in childish pranks and telling filthy jokes to all who would listen. He has a strange tendency to drink rotten and decomposed foods instead of fresher alternatives. All in all, Djedkare Izezi is friendly to a fault, and often underestimates his friends.

Bio/ As the Eighth Ruler of the Fifth Dynasty of Egypt, Djedkare was born with a golden spoon in his mouth. After dying at the positively-ancient age of 50, Djedkare was mummified and entombed as according to custom. Though his soul moved on, his body remained "alive" through the ancient rituals of his people, effectively making him a cantankerous old lich. Three thousand years later, Djedkare was unearthed by the enterprising archeologists Doctor William Abbott and Mister Lou Costello. Though Djedkare was wont to curse them for all eternity, their pleasant reactions upon meeting him warmed his separately-stored heart. Instead, he decided to see the wonders of civilization on their behalf, and retired in Miami for quite some time. Wanderlust eventually overcame him, and it was how he managed to find his way to Monsters Hotel.

Other/ Djedkare is capable of inflicting terrible curses upon those who disturb him. These mostly have the effect of making their victim's children suffer from a mild case of measles and causing their victim's centipede, spider, and ladybug population to see a marked increase.

Monsters Hotel

Are you still accepting characters? Oh wait, this is Free RP, right? We can just come in when we want to join and post a CS for the other people?

Obsolete Angels

@ReaptheMusic I love how, the moment you say we'll get the IC up after a certain number, people start flocking to us XD

@Daxam

Wow, just noticed that. Lucky me!

Obsolete Angels

Are you still accepting character sheets? I'm always interested in "Salvation War"-like RPs.

Massive Multiversal Crossover

I'm surprised at the rate we're losing people. Is there something especially awful about the Winter-Spring quarter transition that I don't know about?

Return to the Multiverse

Pete's work was slow, and boring. He knew all that he needed to be prepared could be gained through the Cargo Bay... the only problem was affording all these materials was prohibitively expensive. Thankfully, the currency used to purchase crates and supplies from the Nanotrasen Supply Depot automatically replenished, at a woefully-slow pace. And so, Pete waited. He explored the rest of his ship, and found little use for the Genetics Lab. The Xenobiology Lab and the adorable Gray Slimes within were a welcome break from the tedium of waiting for supplies, and so Pete passed the time by breeding Slimes. By the time he had enough Cargo Points to buy all he needed, Pete had bred a veritable zoo of man-sized amoebic omnivores filled with incredibly valuable Slime Cores. There were the simple Grays, whose cores made human blood into delicious, nutritious monkeys. There were the Purples, whose cores produced steroids that improved the efficiency of any core. There were the Dark Purples, whose cores made liquid plasma into proportionately more solid plasma, a hitherto non-renewable and incredibly valuable resource. There were the Greens, largely useless except for their cores' mutagenic properties: one dose of mutagen would forcibly transform any humanoid into a squishy, transparent Slime-Person, to whom the other Slimes were staunch allies. And then there were the nigh-worthless Dark Blues, whose only worth came from the frigid blasts of cold air their cores emitted when activated. Pete would move between Cargo Bay and Xenobiology Lab periodically, checking his progress on both fronts. At last, he had accrued enough points to afford all the supplies he needed, and so he made a bulk order. At the end of his order, a manifest shot out from the Quartermaster's Console. It read:

Ripley Circuit Crate Metal Sheets Crate - 50x metal sheet Metal Sheets Crate - 50x metal sheet Glass Sheets Crate - 50x glass sheet Weapons Crate - 2x stunbaton 2x laser gun 2x box of flashbangs 2x taser Emitter Crate - 2x emitters Seed Crate - 1x Chili seeds 1x Berry seeds 1x Corn seeds 1x Eggplant seeds 1x Tomato seeds 1x Soya seeds 1x Wheat seeds 1x Carrot seeds 1x Sunflower seeds 1x Chanter mycelium 1x Potato seeds 1x Sugarcane seeds Internals Crate - 3x oxygen tank 3x gas mask Wizard Costume Crate - 1x Wizard staff. 1x Wizard robes. 1x Sandals. 1x Wizard hat.

Satisfied, hungry, and bored out of his mind, Pete made an exodus from the pod, locked the hatch behind him, and went off in search of food that wasn't made from processed chimpanzee organs. Spotting a building as garishly-designed as the bar of his homeland, Pete entered the diner with an empty stomach and hungry eyes. It is here that he recognized Cirno, Utsuho, and Jack, along with Rawk and Samus, who were completely unknown to him. Spotting three of the five useful patsies allies from his previous encounters, Pete gladly approached them. Hopefully, he'd manage to get something to eat without having to pay for it.

Massive Multiversal Crossover

@IncredibleBee Can you please... not post the gorier Berserk pictures in image format? It's not really going to be everyone's cup of tea.

@Raineh Daze

We should all be thanking our lucky stars that @IncredibleBee decided to post the least disturbing page featuring that horse.

Massive Multiversal Crossover

Yeah I wouldn't take it seriously either.

@Scarifar

What he means is Goat isn't a good character idea in the slightest. By making it, you'd waste a chunk of effort for not even a one-off joke and make us all feel a bit more miserable.

Massive Multiversal Crossover

Shadow Eternity Commando Group A, Sacrificial Pit

A small tablet in Ollanius, Hu, and Microcline's pockets vibrated gently, but went unnoticed amidst the carnage ensuing. The Meset that had crashed into the catwalk fell under a hail of gunfire, reducing it to a rapidly-liquefying heap of rotten meat and feathers. As the beast desperately lunged forward in an attempt to strike its target one more time, it shook the catwalk. After months of wear and tear, the rusty catwalk finally gave way, dropping the soldiers to the floor below. Cursing his poor luck and thanking his well-padded armor, Hu Ameye was the first to get up. "Hey!" he called out to the rest of his rising comrades, "We can't expect to hit any of these while they're flying! Wait for them to slow down!" Elsewhere, Hampus the dead was lying peacefully for a man with a broken neck. As if by magic, his neck bones started knitting themselves together! Split arteries reconnected, torn muscles wrapped around one another and tensed, and spreading blood seeped back into the veins it came from. Hampus was healing!

Massive Multiversal Crossover

<Snipped quote by Earnest Evans> That's exactly it; thank you.

@IncredibleBee

Never thought my avid watching of Naruto as a highschooler would pay off. Today is teaching me a lot of new things!