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Current I'm tempted to say "I've lost better friends than you" to a lote of people lately. I'm not sure what I ever want to say to the better friends that I've lost, though.
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Twelve years ago, I said something on this website that continues to embarrassing me to this day. I was a stupid kid, like most, but I've never quite gotten the taste out of my mouth. Anyone who knew me at the time can tell you about it.

I love this website. I'm pretty sure my phylactery is stored wherever the webserver is and a significant chunk of me will just disappear when it ceases operation. Until then, it comforts me. I should go to the hardware store and paint my bedroom walls with the same soft, brownish grey that the background color has been for the last twelve years. Some of my friends can't wait for the site to go offline but I don't know of any other places that offer the same sense of community.

I'm an omni-gamer. I like board games, tabletop roleplaying games, admire tabletop war games, suck at riddles, and have an absurd library of video games. Survival horror is basically my favorite genre. Otherwise I'm a fan of esoteric, occult bullshit and punk rock. But disco's cool. Disco is what humanity sounds like when it chooses to be happy. Between you and I, I'd like to hope that the days of my life can sparkle like a disco ball, accreting like sparks from a grinder held up against the unwavering dark of deaths own shadow. Burn baby burn.

You and I, we're gonna die. We should be friends first, though. Write some checks we can't cash and make eachother smile. Make believe for a while.

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Also, Night wing is against Mr Unknown, I think.


Tokyo, Shibuya Crossing




Sea Devil was nearly helpless against Cobi, the monstrous menace from beyond. Fortunately he had allies, and he's mercifully been given the opportunity to reclaim his grapnel rod. But the tide seemed to be turning, as the creatures master zeroed in on them with its tentacles. Gigantic serpentine appendages beyond the size of any comparison were coming with the intention to hold the heroes in its grasp before euthanizing their free will and having its way with them.

Before we came here Snapper mentioned his book. A memoir of his adventures with the Justice League. The catalyst for his becoming the League's first honorary member was that his clothing was laced with something -- something that the alien conqueror to be could not contend with. I read that book, but I'm a little fuzzy.

"Snapper! You of all people should know exactly how to bring Starro down!" He barked into his intercom. "In your book you mentioned his weakness, what was it? Was it lime or clay or something? At least one of us should be able to get our hands on it?"

The tentacle was drawing nearer. Conscious of the fact that he was nowhere near fast enough to escape it's slithering charge, he requited it's approach. Nearing its tip, he ducked before front flipping on top of it and running, seeing himself without any option but to attempt to outmaneuver it. Aware of the fact he was likely to be nabbed, he activated his most unanticipatable defense.

All throughout his body, he felt like he was sweating petroleum. A thin but dense jelly pumped out of his pores and pushed through his suit. Rendering nearly all potential points of contact, save the soles of his shoes and his gloves, as slick as a frozen lake, coated with crude oil, and non-stick cooking spray.
[Rant]In all fairness, I don't think that there's a single human alive who's capable of taking care of an entire nation like the US. There are a thousand problems being created as some are addressed, most of which can't even be solved ideally. Whether you're choosing between a showboating buffoon, a criminal, or an idealist, they all are flawed human beings who can't "save" everyone. I daresay that they can hardly save anyone.[/Rant]

Last time I showed that I'm an individual with a spine and unpopular opinions of my own, someone dropped out. So please don't be offended by the fact I'm willing to acknowledge human shortcomings.

EDIT: They also inaccurately labeled me a communist. I wouldn't care if i has a reason to be associated with communism, but people's willingness to be offended by their own blatant inaccuracies are amazing.


Tokyo, Shibuya Crossing




"I haven't seen this many stars since I was in the fourth grade."

Like a cat following a laser's point, Sea Devil was only as far behind Nightwing as his own reflexes required that he be. Being brand new to the Justice League it stood to reason that he should observe a seasoned pro at work. But he was determined not to simply become a copycat or a sidekick.

When the electric shurikens took flight, the newcomer took note of the electrical discharge. Something entirely unavailable to himself at the moment, unless he were to steal a car battery. Instead, he loosened the reel to his grapnel and, with a flick of the wrist, snapped the line, fating it to plant its tip in the face of the loosened alien parasites.

Momentarily out of the reach of the horde, he kept picking them off with his grapnel before Nightwing moved on to the big show. The hulking, presumably alien, menace. So he leant a hand. After a thunderous snap and a moment's time, his line had wrapped around the gigantic beasts foot. With all of his might, he heaved and put a tremendous burden on his biceps in an attempt to take the star-clad invader off of his feet.
@Blacksam3091 Alrighty, mate. The edits are in.
So.. any further questions @Blacksam3091? If not, I can just edit the weapon details, the Canada note, rephrase the bits about his self discovery and add a bit to the history where he entered the bay. No biggies thus far.
@Blacksam3091 Ohhhhhh, yeah. Yeah. I meant he was resting his own limits and abilities.
Hey @Weird Tales, doing pretty good. Just stretching the creative muscles.

Likewise good to "see" you @Blacksam3091. And here are some responses to those there questions. Forgive me for being such an eejit.

1) I imagined him catching his eye on something afloat before taking to the water to investigate, in the Illadvised® illadvised way that adventurous unmonitored children get into trouble.

2) What I imagine is him swimming into the waste of a failed experiment. It really had little to do with him and more to do with the fact he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. As for who did it, I was imagining either a geneticist in the vein of the Golden Age Monster Men, Dr Sivana, or perhaps a non malevolent, though irresponsible, everyman OC. I can fill it out and have it be more significant to his character arc, if you'd prefer.

3) The real question is "Why are you blind to the fact that Canada is the root of all evil?" Seriously though, it was just me being silly.

4) Good Question. He is a superhero of some experience, thus he would likely have the connections to have something like that made for him. I'll just quote you on that concept.
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