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Curse of the Azure Bonds

"Well you bwetter start wearning my wittle pwincess. You have a wery hungry man to fweed. Kwissy for the kingy wingy?"

Curse of the Azure Bonds

@Guardian Angel HarukiBy the way, I realised that Check is Lulli's dream woman, his muse. No matter how many times she rejects him, he has vowed to make her the QUEEN to his king.

"Thou art looking especially glorificus today, my queen. Did thou make a wittle bweakfast fwor your kwing today?"

Curse of the Azure Bonds

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Lulli Mello had never felt more comfortable than with his head laid on Checkmate’s plump lap as she stroked his auburn hair and studied his strikingly handsome face. Illa posed herself on all fours for her master, allowing Lulli to prop his legs up on her back like a snakeskin stool.

“L-l-lord M-m-mello… Sir… may I get the ch-ch-chance t’ rub yer feet n-n-now?” Asked Grimdal with tears of longing in his eyes.

“No, you may not, Fungal. Fyodor and Simon are the foot masseuses and you are the tea bringer.”

“Aye, m’ lord. Let m’ go get y’ yer t-t-tea.”

“Hurry up, you filthy toenail and fetch a serving of cucumber for my… Huh?” Lulli was startled by the sudden sound of porcelain smashing, he furiously sprung to his feet, “YOU USELESS, HORRIBLE, CLUMSY BUFFOON. Why must you torment me with your existancess?!”

Grimdal scurried across the floor cutting himself while collecting fragmented chips of teacup. "Eurgh, you're bleeding all over the floor... You've done enough, you may rest now... You may rest now... Fungal? Hey, stop that, Grimdal stop! You're hurting yourself!"

“Sorry… My lord… May I suggest… An eye… For an eye.” Grimdal raised his head to Lulli's horror, revealing that stones had been forced into the dwarf's eye sockets.

“An eye for an eye…”

<sub>“An eye for an eye…”

“An eye for an eye…”</sub>

"Does anyone here have a clearer head than mine?"

@rush99999

Lulli Mello awoke in a confused fervor, flapping uncontrollably in his bedroll. He tore out from his sheets then cried from his belly, “STAY THE FUCKETH AWAY FROM ME - thou foul undeadiest creatures!” Wearing only a tight pair of pink briefs, he backed himself into the corner of the room, terrified to look up at his comrades' no-longer-familiar faces. Lulli was fearful that if he were to meet them eye to eye, their unsettling stoney gaze might frighten him into an early grave. Seemingly out of thin air, he noticed he had been clutching a smooth round rock so firmly that his fist was trembling. In a frantic panic, he stuffed it into his underpants then darted towards the window, jumping as high as he could muster to grab its ledge. He struggled to pull himself up, smacking his petite feet against the wall. Without a second thought, Lulli threw himself from the building, successfully escaping his harem of stone-eyed servants.

Roll for 30 feet of fall damage: 3D6 = 8

Lulli Mello picked himself up then brushed off any scrapes he had acquired from the fall. He found himself in a town-too-quiet for his taste. He chaotically fled towards its center, hollering at and shoving anyone in his path. Although the sun was setting, the sight of a mad nude halfling drew stares from startled townsfolk hurriedly making their way home.

With a distance between himself and the others, Lulli took a moment to survey his surroundings.