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6 yrs ago
Current Look who's back bitches!
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8 yrs ago
We are the porg, our existence is futile.
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8 yrs ago
R.I.P Stefán Karl Stefánsson, A.K.A. Robbie Rotten. You were an icon.
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8 yrs ago
I used to write well, then I took an arrow to the knee
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8 yrs ago
You know your summer will be great when you're watching Troom Troom makeup hacks, but you're a 25 year old male who doesn't know what pigment is. #thuglife
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My name's Erklings25, but you can call me Erk, or Richie. I've been RPing since I was 9 and I'm still not any good at it. You saw nothing. I'm a massive film/literature/theatre buff, so feel free to drop me a PM if you want to chat about that kind of stuff. Because I have nothing interesting to say, here's a quote I'll leave you with that always inspires me:



HASTA LA VISTA BABY!

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Friedrich Vogel





"And thus, with the sunrise illuminating the forest, the party departed. The question stands: werewolves, fact or fiction?"

Fritz stepped away from the window, turning to his boss. "So, what do you think, Herr Bush?" He placed the papers down on his desk, staring expectantly. As junior editor of The Weekly Journal he still had to write articles until he got a promotion. Mr Bush promised him a promotion was coming soon, but he highly doubted it.

"Well, Friedrich, it's got possibilities. But it's a bit flowery. I mean, this is a newspaper article not some poetry. Keep it pithy. I expect a re-write by Tuesday." Fritz nodded curtly, gathering his papers and putting them in his brief case. "Of course. Sorry for dragging you along to another late night writing session. Good evening."

Foiled again. Friedrich stormed out of the high rise, spiking up the collar of his leather jacket. It was raining outside, he knew he should have brought his coat. He worked late with his boss every Saturday so they usually stayed up until midnight. Tonight was no different. Except for the fact that today he would meet his soulmate. Damn.

He stood on the pavement trying to hail a cab. Nobody seemed to notice him, caught up among all the drunk people leaving the bars early. They were going to have more fun in the cab than in the bar, clearly. Fritz decided to screw going home early. If he was going to re-write that article, he was going to do it hungover. The way all his best ideas came.

He sauntered into the bar, placing his briefcase next to his stool. "Hey, bartender! I'll have a whiskey, straight." Downing his drink, he noticed the man on the stool next to him had dissapeared. And his wallet was gone. He quietly stalked up to the man, who was trying to chat up some girls. Without saying a word, he tapped the man on the shoulder.

"Hey, buddy, what's the problem?" He asked, cockily. "My wallet." Was all Fritz said, holding out his hand. "Oh no," replied his adversary, "I ain't got it." Fritz nodded his head, muttering an apology, before punching the man in the jaw. His victim responded with a kick to the shins. As they started to fight each other, more and more people started to join in. Frtiz, with his opponent against the wall just smiled, taking his wallet back, head butting the man and sauntering back to the bar.
Time for cliche running into true love in the Park like a klutz!!!


You meet that sexy cowboy like a cliche in a rom-com, my friend!

But know this: I hate you now.
Probably just going to have Fritz wandering around, so @EchoicChamber feel free to do whatever you like.
@GoodLuckTuck

Woohoo! We'll see if i can be bothered to even download the app.

You see, I'm an unsociable prat. Ask my friends.
I've made a Discord!

Discord Server Link


If I didn't have such a weird voice I would use it, but I sound super weird, so I'm going to content myself by maybe making another CS.

Good job, though.
@BlackPanther

Well, I'm gay now. Thank you for that.
@BlackPanther As someone who has read through both old threads, I vote for the sexy cowboy.

Don't judge me.
WE CAUGHT ONE!


It works! You're trap works! MWAHAHAHAHA!
I put a link in my status, so hopefully someone will see that!
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