Etcetera

Myriad Reality

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*Catches your feet with my hands in front of my abdomen and flings you back straight upward away from me, after the force sends me sliding with my heels dug into the dirt*
Switching it up and coming back later could be refreshing you know. You tried crochet?

@Stratocracy

Don't know what that is!
*Gravity accelerates me immediately downward, and I hit the ground with a squatting position, producing huge cracks from which searing flames lick upward*

Myriad Reality

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You a big fan of video games?
*Continues on my current trajectory and hops out of their paths’ cross section*

@Stratocracy

Nnnnope!
*Jumps, leaving a crater where I stood and vaulting up to one of the worms' mouths, and then flinging myself with its momentum into you, feet-first*

Myriad Reality

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*Ducks and spins around on a dime in one swift motion, while kicking backward and skating away across the ground in a graceful slide*
You sure? You seemed so bored, we could switch it up. Variety is the spice of life.

@Stratocracy

I am bored.
*Claps my hands once above my head and two enormous wormlike creatures made of open intestines erupt from the ground and catapult toward you with no end to their body in sight*

Myriad Reality

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*Raises my hand and slams it downward on the axe as it approaches, deflecting it into the ground below and sticking the blade into it*
We can be if you want to be?

@Stratocracy

*Grins*
Nah!
*Summersaults over, lurching the blade from the ground and swinging it at your neck with reckless abandon in both hands*

Myriad Reality

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*Nods*
Eh, be fast though, yeah?

@Stratocracy

Are you done yet?
*Swings an axe in your direction, spinning through the air with enough speed to appear as a saw blade*

Myriad Reality

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*Shrugs*
You have home field advantage?

@Stratocracy

*A series of sharpened, bleeding teeth loom over the both of us ready to snap*
I'm not from h—

Myriad Reality

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*Looks down at my feet and back up to you*

@Stratocracy

*Walks toward you, disappointed*
Is that it?

Myriad Reality

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Thanks!
*Sidesteps off the guillotine as it slides away and back onto solid ground*

@Stratocracy

*Anything that touches it immediately sinks and gets locked in place like concrete*

Myriad Reality

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*Hops up and plants my feet on the side of the blade as it slams down*
I guess? Don’t really have much say in where I’m going, here.

@Stratocracy

You'd look good without those limbs.
*The guillotine opens up to reveal thousands of needles that shoot upward at your feet*

Myriad Reality

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Yep!
*Lands gracefully outside the pit and looks toward Misty*

@Stratocracy

*Looks at you with a spark of recognition*
Back so soon?
*The ground twists itself into a horizontal guillotine that slices through your legs*