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9 days ago
Current Lots of ideas, voices in your head? You may not be schizo, just need to find a plot and start writing.
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11 days ago
Movie Studios don't use AI to generate scripts because they're not copywritable. My writing is mine, not the world's to play with.
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12 days ago
I've no idea what is meant by everyone being a "southern cowboy".
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29 days ago
I like that the Amish gives their kids a chance to decide if they want to stay in their parent's religion.
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2 mos ago
"Badgers?" he said, sweating as he heard gun hammers being cocked unseen behind him. "We ain’t got no badgers. We don’t need no badgers. I don’t have to show you any stinkin' badgers!"
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I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

Most Recent Posts

In Dwarves! 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Red Wizard
In Dwarves! 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Under Background, you asked for details about family - parents, siblings, spouses, children - so I'm generating that. Her history is next, although the suggestion is she may be a bit more travelled than the usual dwarf. I hadn't planned on any half-dwarves or adopted brothers of other races. I imagine they would bump their heads a lot, if they existed. Like Gandalf in a hobbit hole.

Forgot about the ancestor worship, I can work with that.

Oh, and Happy Birthday.
In Dwarves! 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Red Wizard

A was raised by her mother, a wealthy wine merchant who supplies both the common wines for the taverns as well as the more expensive wines for the nobles and wealthy families. Her mother is also said to be very religious. (some suggestions of the type of dwarven gods in this world would be helpful)

There's still scandalized talk of that trip, about how Mother dragged her husband out with her, how he died on that trip, how she came back with A, a young infant, and pregnant. And her mother still goes out on trips - but what people talk about is how she flirts shamelessly with males; some of them aren't even dwarves!

And there's whispers that a ghost haunts her, appearing every few months to do battle all night long with her. It would explain the weapons mounted on the wall in every room. Some suggest the ghost is her husband, A's father.

When A was born, a goose laid a golden egg - and she still has that egg. A's also said to be lucky, and has two younger brothers.

Still working on details of A's life. How do you like what I've got so far?
Jack Mallory, X.O.


Jack sighs, resting his face in his hand. Wodan, for all its intelligence, didn't get it. And if a machine sentience couldn't work it out, there was little chance the other crew members or the passengers would.

"No," he said quietly, "We shouldn't depend on our human experiences alone in this."

He glanced up at the screens, noticing a commotion. "What's going on over there? Someone have an accident?"

Or perhaps this was the local custom of standing around the bushes?

Priorities:
1. secure the ship
2. restart the generators.
3. restart the engines.
4. move to a location higher up where the oxygen was at 21% and safer for the crew.
5. work on expanding their food supply.

That would be hardest. They'd need to find a patch of ground and sterilize it, then mix the sterilized soil with samples from their stores and makeshift gardens so they could start growing crops to feed all the extra mouths. Maybe, if there was left overs, they might start producing booze the locals would enjoy - a revenue stream that wouldn't be quite as dangerous as explaining how their weapons worked.
In Dwarves! 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Well, that leaves plenty of time for hobbies, like learning how to play the bagpipes, tucked away in some isolated crag, waiting your turn.
In Dwarves! 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Red Wizard Ok, when do they typically start having children? Or adventuring?
In Dwarves! 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Sorry for the delay, I'm trying for less than a tragic background story for my character.

By the way, how long do dwarves typically live in this roleplay? When they're not facing dragons, orcs, trolls, goblins, and wizards who like smoking the dried leaves of weeds found in the swampy end of fields?
In Dwarves! 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
In Dwarves! 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Used Central Casting to work out details and events in Dura's life. I should have a sheet up tomorrow.

- and reviewing this sheet, it's more than a little dark. I'm redoing this.
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