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3 yrs ago
Current "Is this a joke? What, you think--You think I can't deal with a CAT?"
5 yrs ago
"You're a slave to history."
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6 yrs ago
"He was infuriated to see Jinguuji-san eating with another man."
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7 yrs ago
"When you get to the point where you can laugh at your mistakes, you'll find new things to replace what you lost."
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7 yrs ago
"Damn stupid sun, making it morning whenever it wants even though I'm sleepy. Who does it think it is? Doesn't it know it has me to thank for its continued existence? "
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You showed up.

One way or another, you've arrived at my profile. You've taken a wrong turn in an alleyway because you didn't pay enough attention to your map. You've heard of something cool and new and thought maybe you'd see what all the fuss is about? Or maybe it is that you noticed like me updating my status or were lurking through an RP or something I am in and just kinda clicked my profile, that happens too. Regardless, you'll come to learn that your actions have consequences. Not this one since you can always just, like, leave.

I have a few names and I don't mind being called whatever you fancy at that given time. KingofTheSpectrum, FamishedPants, ChadChadlainn. Any derivative of these is fine as well. Most tend to use Pants, however. I'm nearing my thirties and enjoy games, anime, V-tubers, and visual novels. You can find my still-obsolete list here as it contains everything important on it.

As for games particularly, I am a huge fan of Devil May Cry, Metal Gear Solid, Nier and its sequel, FFXIV, and recently, Project Wingman.I tend to lean towards shooters and action games, but I have also wasted 8+ years on League of Legends. I think the only games I tend to avoid are card games and sports games, but there can always be exceptions.

For anime, I tend to watch whatever looks entertaining. It doesn't have to be good. I've seen a lot of the generic, poor-quality isekai harems that are out there. It's difficult to remember what I actually genuinely like, but Chaika the Coffin Princess comes to mind, as well as FMA: Brotherhood. I'm currently enjoying Tokyo Revengers.

I've read my fair share of visual novels, as my list would tell you. I can't recommend going through Muv Luv Extra/Unlimited, then playing Alternative enough! Big fan of Rance, Grisaia no Kajitsu, and Demonbane as well. I could probably go on and on about them, but I'll stop here.

Also, fuck you, Broken.

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@Ariamis

Thank you!

Made minor edits to stats (related to the paragon bonus) and moved a bronze coin over to MAG due to issues BrokenPromise pointed out to me. Nothing that's gonna change how my OC works but I am a fan of patch notes.


Edit: Obviously, I have asked permission from both @TsundereStorm and @BrokenPromise to use their patrons for my app. Also, I was a bit confused as to how benefits/drawbacks worked with the second one, so let me know if I messed up. And, also obviously, let me know if something amiss or needs clarification, etc.
@FamishedPants
I can let one more in, so sure.


Would letting two others in as well be bad? A couple of friends of mine saw and were very interested in joining.
Leaving this here to express my interest in joining. Assuming there's no problem, I will post an app in the near future.

Heinrich Ford



"Things are getting out of hand."



[@Whomeverisintheimmediatearea]




The woman in armor had been revealed to be a close friend of Vesta Celestia's. The warm greeting between the two surprised Heinrich, as he was confident he had yet to have seen Vesta show a range of emotions beyond apathy or irritation, or anger. Most of the time she did not appear able to express herself in a positive way, although given the people around her, he could not blame her for this. Still, it was almost like watching someone win the lottery -- he didn't expect it to happen too often. They must be extremely close.

...especially since she just suggested the gathering around her was a harem of Vesta's. Heinrich wondered if they had the kind of relationship that could only be obtained through being united in the "experimentation" phase of college.

...wait, shit. I'm the fanservice in this reverse harem, aren't I?

Heinrich almost sighed. What had become of his life? He went from NEET to people throwing themselves at him (in some cases literally) to this. What would his parents think of him?

Well, considering how I WAS... they might see this as some kind of positive.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---”

I have a bad habit of spacing out, so it seems.

When Heinrich snapped back to the real world he was greeted with a hostile air. It had seemed that the dragon chick was yet again instigating a fight between somebody just because that was apparently what she wanted to do. Honestly, what a hassle she was. Enough so to tick off the knight. Things always seemed to turn sour around Vesta, didn't they? Well, at least it kept people off of Heinrich himself. He had enough of the swooning masses to last him a lifetime. Irritating as this all was, it still was preferable, but that did not mean Heinrich cared to experience either if he had a choice.

"Both of you. Shut. Up."

There it was.

Vesta, rightfully so, had had enough of this and went off on the two of them. It was obviously draining on her to experience some sort of fight virtually every minute she was around this dragon, and while he only had this short experience with Maria, it seemed this sort of behavior was not exactly common with her, so perhaps Vesta was also disappointed in her friend? Who knew. He wasn't some social expert. All he knew is that there were two people pissed-off, and that pissed-off another person who happened to decide it was no longer worth their time.

What a... rational thing to do. Heinrich also decided against staying out here. He cared not to watch the squabble between the dragon and the knight. Those were so cliche, after all. So, he began to head towards the mansion with Vesta when...

...what?

Where did this... loli come from?


Perhaps he wasn't being vigilant, due to all of the commotion, but some little girl had gotten very close without his notice. She did not seem to be paying any heed to the dragon or the knight, nor anybody else for that matter. She was focused entirely on one thing. Heinrich turned his head to see what it was, but only saw Vesta, and the mansion she was headed towards.

Is it really that surprising?

He turned back to her, but she was gone.

Huh, but she was just ther----

*Pomf*

Heinrich Ford turned his head back to where Vesta had been and noticed the little one had not noticed the woman in time to stop herself from walking into her. He actually looked to see if Vesta herself was alright before approaching the little girl. He didn't think that a little girl walking into her, even if she somehow hadn't noticed either would harm her, he simply wanted to make sure they weren't dealing with the world's most adorable assassin. Vesta did not seem to be injured upon first glance so he took this for a mere accident and nothing more.

"Hey." he dropped to one knee and gently offered a hand to the small child. "Are you lost, little one?"

What other reason could this young girl have for being here? Did the crowd draw her in, he wondered.
Stylishly late since I don't often check the RP's actual OOC but hello, newcomers.
Zachary Ackerson



"Must they be eaten so young?"



[@ZacharyandhimselfwithmaybelikeCyrusandBliss]


The first floor had been conquered!

Zachary Ackerson had personally visited every single room he was capable of entering during the time he was wandering around and was now completely confident that the layout of the place was down. It wasn't really anything impressive, but it did keep him occupied for a while and that kept his mind from doing... whatever it was it did. It was now time for the second floor, which probably would have made more sense for him to begin on, but he started where he wanted to and that's that.

*ROARRRRRRRRRRRR*

A beast roared, shaking the very foundation of the building. Zachary nearly leaped right out of his skin, startled by the sudden noise. What could that even be? One of the Carnage Sisters? Were they planning revenge on the attempted murder from last night? No, that's crazy. Nobody could be that big of a hypocrite, right? Well, then again they weren't exactly people, were they?

*Grooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~wlllllll~~~~~!*

While still audible, the next time was rather... pathetic. But it allowed Zachary to home in on the exact location of the noise. He looked down at his stomach and sighed.

"Keep it up and I'm eating beans." he threatened under his breath.

His stomach ceased its rumbling, likely realizing how bad that would be for it, him, and anybody within the immediate area of them both. It was a true hero. It also did its job of alerting him that he required food. Coffee couldn't sustain him forever, and he had not eaten since he got here. This could have led to difficulties if they tried anything crazy like last night again on an empty stomach.

Coincidentally, his nose had picked up on an appetizing aroma. It was the smell of bacon. Glorious, delicious bacon. Zach followed his nostrils, leading him to the dining room where others happily ate a meal that had been provided for them. How lucky, assuming their food wasn't poisoned. That would be very unfortunate.

"Ohaiyo, fellow victims... today was... err, I mean last night was quite the fiesta. Let us try to take it easy today... yeah?" he barely managed to say to the others in the room. Zachary might have looked like a zombie to the others. He was pale, he was obviously struggling to speak, and with how fast he was currently walking, one might think he'd lose a race to a turtle. And, of course, he had humongoid bags under his eyes. It would be fairly impressive for someone to not be able to pick up on his lack of sleep because of this. though one might also think he was terribly ill. However, that would also be ironic, given their current setting.

Ignoring the source of the smell and disappearing into the kitchen for a few moments, Zach presumably set out to make his own breakfast. Once more, the smell of eggs and bacon filled the air. A while later, Zachary emerged from the kitchen with a plate and a glass of OJ, but interestingly there was nothing but a singular piece of toast on the plate.

At this moment, it had seemed Cyrus had left the room. Zach briefly wondered where he disappeared to, but it did not stop him from taking a seat and staring at the lone toast on his plate. If the Infinite Nanny was still there, he had probably not sat next to her because of their lack of relationship. It wasn't polite, after all. Either way, he appeared to be in a much better condition than before. The color returned to his skin and he didn't appear AS tired, though the bags under his eyes hadn't magically left. However, a lone tear dropped down on the table he had sat at as he mumbled something perhaps too quiet for anybody to hear if they weren't listening.

"They never make it out of the kitchen. Just once, I'd..."

Why was life so cruel? Would things ever look bright again for the poor archer?

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